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SonicPanther
Professor
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Tough call, but this is what came to mind- "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate...
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kinnsley427
Crustacean
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I believe Zoidberg and Brannigan have the best lines in the series, with Bender trailing close behind. But, Bender's lines become more funny because Di Magio, or, whomever his voice-actor, is absolutely fantastic. As far as absolute one-liners from a no-name goes, would have to be in "Roswell That Ends Well:" "One devilled egg. The same devilled egg."
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Free Hot Meal
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 07-12-2011 10:34 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2011 10:37 »
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Leela: I am going to remind Fry of his humanity in a way only a woman can. Professor: You're going to do his laundry? That one makes me laugh every time. I hope I got the quote exact. The words might be slightly different but the gist is 100% accurate...I'm just too lazy/tired to verify.EDIT: I thought Nibs created this thread...until I looked. There's one for your book about thinking who you are talking to by looking at their avatars Randi.
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Skipper Dan
Crustacean
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"Just slow it down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window."
That my friends is the best line ever.
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Lissany
Crustacean
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"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? YO!"
That "YO" kills me every time! I use it quite often IRL.
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Pendulum
Crustacean
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I just love in "Hell is Other Robots" after Bender has converted to Robotology and he holds a dinner for everyone, when he goes up to Fry, gives him a hug and says "Fry... You're my friend!". The delivery on that line never fails to make me laugh. Hell is other Robots is such a fantastic episode.
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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Welcome to PEEL, UnrealLegend.
- Bender: Oh, this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best, damnit!
- Michelle: Fry, why must you analyse everything with your relentless logic?
- Zoidberg: As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!
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UnrealLegend
Space Pope
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Welcome to PEEL, UnrealLegend.
Why, thank you very much Here's another good one: *Amy is crying* Bender: What's her problem, did someone die or something? Leela: Kif's dead Bender. Bender: NAILED IT!
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scruffster
Poppler
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"Getting the brain out was easy. The hard part was getting the brain out! Buahahahahhahahah!" - A professor Farnsworth.
I don't know if that's word for word actually, sorry. I think I'll add another one that has stuck with me simply because of the audio commentary, this one should be pretty accurate:
"Gracias" - Latin lawyer John effing Zoidberg
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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"Small girl steal green kissy man! We kill her now?"
I love that line...
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PhillipJFried
Poppler
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Narrator: "Meanwhile in Universe A, Hermes A heads towards the Sun...A!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Farnsworth A: Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!
Farnsworth 1: Wha?
Farnsworth A: You heard me!
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Machadaynu
Poppler
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Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Linda: It's a T. It goes "tuh". Morbo: Hello little man! I WILL DESTROY YOU! (Long time lurker here, this is my first post )
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