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Frisco17
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Fry: "Everything?"
Leela: "Except that."
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Frisco17
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Leela: "Sorry, but we need to practise hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser guns out of our hands and they slide way across the room."
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "Actually, Dwight, you're right. Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good. So scram!"
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heyumugs
Crustacean
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From Time Keeps On Slipping:
Leela to Fry: "Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know."
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voilet_star
Crustacean
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to fry: 'your a man and im a women. were just too different.'
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voilet_star
Crustacean
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oo i just thought of another one, from the deep south
'its ocean maddness alrite some call it aqua dementure, the deep down crazies, the wet willies, the great moist...'
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Tedward
Professor
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"Just relax, Bender. Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast, and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil."
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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"The Cyber House Rules" is on Comedy Central right now, and so I feel compelled to offer this line--
"Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me."
--as one of my favorite Leela quotes. Katey Sagal's reading--the sincere fear in her voice when she says burn me--is what makes it so hilarious to me. Maybe I'm just a sick individual. Or a closeted pyromaniac.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Some lines from "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" that always crack me up:
"Aw, they're so cute! They're like if puppies and kittens could have babies!"
"Oh, if only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened."
"I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism."
"Alright, this is for their own good. Don't leave orphans. Gotta kill entire families"
"You can do this. It's just like murdering a little butler."
Y'know, I think this might be one of my favorite Leela-centric episodes of the series. Funny, underrated episode.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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*New season bump*
This line from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" made me giggle; I think it's mainly attributable to the annoyance and desperation in Leela's voice...
"Ugh...so thirsty. Why couldn't a water fountain have fallen on me?"
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