favorite line from bender

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interested! what's you're fave line that came from bender?

mine would be at the beggining of "a flight to remember" how fry leela and bender said they will never go to a planet called cannibilon again then bender adds in "food was good though" XD

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"Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna create my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!"

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From BWABB:

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Farnsworth: Bender, Yivo can't breathe outside of shcler own universe! If shclee came here, shclee would shcluffocate!

Bender: No shclit.

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Bender: "Yeah, life is hilariously cruel."

My philosphy on life right there.

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"I love stealing, I love taking things!"

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Not maybe the funniest one, but i just love it anyway :

"y'know, sometimes i wish your real parents were still alive... not often though"

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At Fry's "funeral":
"All those times I said 'kill all humans' I'd always whisper 'except one'. Fry was that one..."

So many others I can't think of right now 

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Two words.

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Chesty McNag-Nag

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"No backsies!"

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Bender: "What happened, somebody die?"

Leela: "Kif's dead Bender."

Bender: "Nailed it!"

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"Your best is an IDIOT!"

I use that one as much as I can.

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Bender: "LOUDER AND SADDER!"

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I love the very first episode when he met Frye and didn't want them to be confused as "robosexuals".  That was pure comedy.

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"Leela save me!...and yourself I guess..[pause]..and my banjo!..[pause]..[pause]..and Fry!"

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Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
"Leela save me!...and yourself I guess..[pause]..and my banjo!..[pause]..[pause]..and Fry!"

That'a actually my quote signature on another message board I frequent. 

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Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
 That'a actually my quote signature on another message board I frequent.   

Awesome! I laugh every time I think of it, especially the pleading look/gesture from Fry during the long pause 

I can't believe nobody has said it so I just have to:
Coilette: "Men love it when you really glawb it on!"

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"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}

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Ummmmm Hello, "Bite my shiny metal ass!" anyone???

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"Fate is cruel and unyielding, and what must be, must be."

When it comes to humans killing each other (to win the fair Edna's hand..er..and other body parts) Bender is surprisingly philosophical about it... did I say surprisingly? Wait, there was some personal profit involved.

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Professor: "I dare say Fry may have discovered the smelliest object in the known universe."

Bender: "Ooh! Ooh! Name it after me!"

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When Hermes was about to jump, Bender yells up to him:  "Do a flip!"  LOL!

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Bender:These balls are makin' me testy!...

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"My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez"

I cant help but laugh cause Rodriguez is so unexpecting.

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Originally posted by Kifz:
"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}

it's from 'War is the H-word' at the end when they change the word that sets off the bomb.

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No, YOU shut up!

Also that one NastyInThePasty said, me and my friends use that alot, except we say, with blackjack and male strippers, lol

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"Bite my shiny metal... OH NOOOOOOO!"

"The name's Bender"

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Were all jerks, you, me, this jerk (points behind to tome jerk)

and welcome serendipity! 

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"Bodies are for hookers and fat people"

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"Compare you lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

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"Yeah, emotions are stupid and should be hated..."

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-"hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! Bender knows when to use finesse..."

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It looks like your neck stepped in something, wait thats just your body

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Bender: "Compassion? Shrimptoast? Antiquing?" (BOOM!)

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3... 2... 1... BOOM! Ahahahaha

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"But if we don't perform, then in what sense do we have an act?"

Anything Bender says when he's sad is golden.

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Bender Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt."

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I can't believe I forgot this one.

Bender: "This is great! My buddy's alive and his credit cards are valid again. Let's go get hammered!"

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"Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!"
(preceded by "Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!")

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Today I've personalized all your meals. For example: Amy you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

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Bender"I don't remember fighting Godzilla, but that is probably what I would have done..."