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Whatawut

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« Reply #40 on: 07-31-2011 18:10 »

I knew I'd be back to this thread.

"Yeah, emotions are dumb and should be hated."

Good delivery, and a great line that says a lot more than on the surface.

Also, welcome Macha!
Gorky

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« Reply #41 on: 07-31-2011 22:15 »

Bender occasionally makes these to-the-point comments about the human condition that I really love and find highly quotable:

Ghost: Come, Bender, you'll like being dead.
Bender: That's what they said about being alive! (The Honking)

"Humans are dumb and they die easy." (The Beast With a Billion Backs)

"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time." (Lethal Inspection)
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #42 on: 08-01-2011 07:25 »

Zapp: "Wheeee!"
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #43 on: 08-01-2011 07:27 »

Hehe, that was a such a great ending  :D
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #44 on: 08-01-2011 17:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2011 15:46 »

 :love:
wowbagger

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« Reply #45 on: 08-05-2011 05:00 »

From one of my fav eps which seems to get ignored by a lot of peelers, Godfellas.

Bender: But why would God think in binary? Unless... you're not God, but the remains of a computerized space probe that collided with God!
God Galaxy: That seems probable.

Bender: I was God once...
God Galaxy: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #46 on: 08-06-2011 10:33 »

From one of my fav eps which seems to get ignored by a lot of peelers, Godfellas.

I like that ep! And so does (I think) Gorky!
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #47 on: 08-31-2011 20:51 »


Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!"


Wheres that from? lol
DannyJC13

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« Reply #48 on: 08-31-2011 20:53 »

Wheres that from? lol

'The Silence of the Clamps'. ;)
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #49 on: 08-31-2011 21:21 »

AMY: Wait, can I still change my mind?
PROFESSOR: Let's find out! (pulls mind-switching lever)

And...

ZAPP: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
KIF: (sighs) Sex-lexia!
spira

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #50 on: 08-31-2011 23:58 »

I really liked "Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them" from Mobius Dick. Saw it in the preview clip a while back and laughed out loud.
Gorky

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« Reply #51 on: 09-01-2011 00:19 »

From one of my fav eps which seems to get ignored by a lot of peelers, Godfellas.

I like that ep! And so does (I think) Gorky!

That I do! Incidentally, one of the most quotable quotes ever (for me, at least)--"I've not heard of them"--is from that episode. I tend to say "I've not something-something" when the opportunity arises.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 09-01-2011 05:23 »

From Future Stock, regarding the commercial That Guy made. Bender's line is what made me laugh:

Leela: They won't even know what we do!
Bender: I don't even know what we do! Nah, just kidding. What are we, like a bus or something?
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #53 on: 09-01-2011 06:55 »

From Future Stock, regarding the commercial That Guy made. Bender's line is what made me laugh:

Leela: They won't even know what we do!
Bender: I don't even know what we do! Nah, just kidding. What are we, like a bus or something?

That was on CC a couple hours ago :) Awesome. Awesome to the max.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #54 on: 09-01-2011 08:56 »

I just looked at the review thread for Future Stock, and it was horrifically negative  :cry:
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 09-01-2011 13:24 »

I was watching it on Comedy Central last night, too. I thought it was actually really funny, definitely one I liked.
Curious Gorge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 09-01-2011 15:43 »

I get the feeling that as soon as I post this something else will spring into my head but for now it's:

"Like a balloon and...something bad happens."

Obviously that's the final punchline to a fairly lengthy set up but I'm sure you'll all recognise it without me having to type it all out.
Sandbox

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« Reply #57 on: 09-01-2011 15:48 »

I think old Zapp was the funniest by far.

In his first appearance: "Ah, a well calculated move straight out of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, or my own master work, Zapp Brannigans Big Book of War."

DannyJC13

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« Reply #58 on: 09-01-2011 15:49 »

I think old Zapp was the funniest by far.

New Zapp (wat?) is just as funny.

'I came as quickly as I wanted to.'
Sandbox

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« Reply #59 on: 09-01-2011 16:04 »

New Zapp (wat?) is just as funny.

'I came as quickly as I wanted to.'

Eh. The whole In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela premise wasn't that funny, and more and more of his appearances don't have the same humor. His appearance in Cold Warriors was unnecessary.

The only line I found particularly funny from Zapp this season was his "Like shooting fish in a barrel" comment.
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 09-01-2011 16:16 »

I just remembered one that I love on various levels...
(Fry, on his Scooty Puff Jr, is on his way to blow up the giant brain)
FRY: I am important?? So how I feel when I'm drunk is true?
NIBLONIAN: Correct, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock!
futurefreak

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« Reply #61 on: 09-01-2011 16:54 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2011 19:35 »

Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

Professor: Oh I try to act cool, but inside I'm FREAKING OUT!

Also: I'm a porno dealing monster what do I care what you think!
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #62 on: 09-01-2011 19:52 »

That Guy "Switzerland is small and neutral. We are more like Germany...ambitious and misunderstood"
Amy "Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will?"
Curious Gorge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #63 on: 09-01-2011 21:20 »

New Zapp (wat?) is just as funny.

'I came as quickly as I wanted to.'

Eh. The whole In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela premise wasn't that funny, and more and more of his appearances don't have the same humor. His appearance in Cold Warriors was unnecessary.

The only line I found particularly funny from Zapp this season was his "Like shooting fish in a barrel" comment.

I concur. He barely appeared at all in the early seasons but each time he did hilarity was guaranteed.

Whilst still amusing, his impact has been lessened due to the regularity of his appearances.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 12-09-2011 00:44 »

Benderama:

"Hooo-hee! It's liek a mix of fine konyak with a hint of aged scrotum" LMAO!
idk, theres so many lines they're all great
Mr_HJB

Crustacean
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« Reply #65 on: 12-09-2011 01:51 »
« Last Edit on: 12-09-2011 01:54 »

I would say my greatest one time quote for me is from Zapp, and it's my favorite because I use it so often:

"You win again gravity!"

Though this is followed closely by Morbo's:

"Viewers trust a deep masculine voice with a huge throbbing forehead."
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
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« Reply #66 on: 12-09-2011 02:05 »

"I have to go to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts."
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #67 on: 12-09-2011 02:07 »
« Last Edit on: 12-10-2011 18:02 »

How about this 'ol timer: "Bite My shiny metal ass"
(and ever moderation of it)
spira

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #68 on: 12-09-2011 04:43 »

I would say my greatest one time quote for me is from Zapp, and it's my favorite because I use it so often:

"You win again gravity!"

On a similar note, Bender's "The laws of science be a harsh mistress." I have used that one before for sure.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #69 on: 12-10-2011 18:02 »

I'm Going To Jump!
Do A FLIP!!!!!!

HAHAHA
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