Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #480 on:]

Flexo: Ha! Scissors beats paper! Give me the crown!

Fry: Damn! That was going to be my X-mas present to Leela!

Leela: He bought it at the dollar store.

Fry: That is high quality plastic!

[Reply #481 on:]

Man, so many good one-liners...so hard to choose.

But I gotta go with SeattleJohn's...because I too have a dirty mind!

Congrats, SJ!

[Reply #482 on:]

Uh... thanks?  Nah, I'm just kidding.  You're alright...

[Reply #483 on:]

Bender: [in a falsetto voice] Fear not, for the one who has so easily defeated you is none other than Wonder Woman…
Leela: Who?
Bender: …and with this Golden Lasso you will finally be compelled to tell me what you really think of your dear companion, Bender.

[Reply #484 on:]

Bender: Clamps - call Zed. The spider just caught a couple'a flies!

[Reply #485 on:]

Bender: (whispering to Fry) Cheer up, buddy. Having half of your kinky fantasy with Big Boots come true is better than none...

[Reply #486 on:]

Fry: What's this game called again?

Bender: Extreme charades!

Leela: Something tells me we better guess quick.

Fry: Oh. Um let's see...Sweeney Todd?

Bender: D'oh!

[Reply #487 on:]

Joey Mousepad:  We're going to play musical chairs!

Clamps:  Now, sit down while we restrain you!

Fry:  How do you play this?

Leela:  Yeah, and where's the music?

Bender:  There is no music!  I already won!  (laughes)! 

[Reply #488 on:]

Fry: okay, i am blinded... is this going to involve some activity with Leela?
Leela: you wish...

[Reply #489 on:]

Fry: Well, at least I didn't have to spend the last moments of my life with Bender.

Leela: Yeah, that would almost be as bad as that time I had sex with him.

[Reply #490 on:]

Bender: You idiots...pirates don't wear patches over both their eyes!

[Reply #491 on:]

(A few minutes earlier)

Bender: Ooh! I got a party game!

Leela: What's it called?

Bender: "Overthrowing humanity"

Fry: Sounds like fun!

[Reply #492 on:]

Bender forces the crew to blind taste test his new thick n' nasty spaghetti.

[Reply #493 on:]

Fry: Man! That hurt, Bender. Are you sure you're qualified to remove a tape worm? Clamps, you can stop restraining me now.

Bender: Yeah, let him go. But leave the blindfold on, you don't wanna see this thing.

Leela: But why am I blindfolded and restrained, I don't have a tape worm.

Bender: Not yet... *twangs tape worm*

[Reply #494 on:]

I suppose it would be somewhat impolite to invoke the 24-hour rule in the latter half of a weekend?
 

[Reply #495 on:]

Damn life keeps getting in the way of PEEL.

Good entries all around.  I gotta go with Coldy, for pulling out the Pulp Fiction/Simpsons parody reference, despite it's sado-masochistic overtones. 

[Reply #496 on:]

despite it's sado-masochistic overtones. 

"Despite"? What are you, straight?!


It can be a framegrab, what can't it be?!

[Reply #497 on:]

it's strange but anyway:
Zoidberg: What are you doing here Fry?
Fry:i came to you, because you said my life is going to end in five days and the last day i have to come to see you...so here i am!
Zoidberg: o! that day! ok, so stand still so i can kill you...<end scene>

[Reply #498 on:]

Interesting frame grab, Coldy...

Fry:  I feel terrible, Dr. Zoidberg.  Can you help me?
Zoidberg:  No problem, I have plenty of experience healing humans.  Now clear your gill slits and remove your carapice, so I can examine you.

And, as the black spectre of death floated around Fry, due to his idiotic decision to trust Dr. Zoidberg's medical judgement, the Professor couldn't help but think "Time again to get ready to hire a brand new crew".

[Reply #499 on:]

Zoidberg: Now stand right there and get ready to give me a blowjob.

Fry: Shouldn't I be kneeling down?

Zoidberg: Everybody's an expert.

[Reply #500 on:]

Fry: Uh, Zoidberg, when you were trying to heal my leg, I think you used Professor's cold fusion generator to turn us into live-action.
Zoidberg: Oh, so I have! Now real blood will come out when I operate on someone!

[Reply #501 on:]

Fry: [offscreen] Man, this show's really gone down hill since that Box Network debacle.
Bender: [offscreen] Yeah, talk about jumping the shark. Change the channel.
Zoidberg: [offscreen, further away] Shark? What, where?

[Reply #502 on:]

Professor: If 'Family Guy' can have a Multiverse episode, then dammit, so can we!

Zoidberg: Now say, 'ahhhhh'!

Fry: [looking around] AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reply #503 on:]

Professor: Good news, everyone! My new hyper-reality generator is online!

Fry: If it means being played by amateurs, not really...

[Reply #504 on:]

Fry: Package for you, Dr. Zoidberg.

Zoidberg: Hooray! My mail order bride is here!

Farnsworth: Wha-??

Fry: "Mail order bride"? What kinda bride would fit into a small box wrapped in brown paper?

Farnsworth: The kind that doubles as a flotation device.

Zoidberg: You're all invited to the wedding!

Fry: Yeesh. Zoidberg, you ordered an inflatable floozy? Why don't you get yourself a REAL girlfriend?

Zoidberg: Says the man who came to me last month because Miss March gave him a paper cut!

[Reply #505 on:]

Everybody loses.

[Reply #506 on:]

Professor: [thinking] These past few days with a crooked neck have brought me to finally appreciate Doctor Zoidberg's magnificent rear end, oh my yes. But those sandals...

[Reply #507 on:]

Alright, Maz wins.

[Reply #508 on:]

Why me, WHY ME?! Now I have to post a picture myself. I can't be bothered looking through to see what's been done. So you can shoot me if this was already used recently:

[Reply #509 on:]

Look everyone, there's a bigger ass than Fry!

[Reply #510 on:]

Leela: [Offscreen] Look at him. He's headed for that small moon.
Professor: That's no moon! It's the prostate.
Fry: [Offscreen] I have a very bad feeling about this.

[Reply #511 on:]

Prof: i told you all not to go trough there! Now we all are going to get fryed!

[Reply #512 on:]

Professor: Dr. Zoidberg, what part of the human anatomy is that?
Zoidberg: In medical school, we called that the eye.
Leela: Remind me to get a new doctor.

[Reply #513 on:]

Leela: "The cave is collapsing!"

Farnsworth: "This is no cave..."

[Reply #514 on:]

Professor: Good news, everyone! I've found the exit!

Hermes: (offstage) By the rings of Uranus! Is that what I think it is?

Leela: (offstage) Professor! You can't seriously expect us to go through that!

Professor: Relax, Leela. This is all just a clever visual metaphor of the "rebirth" the writers have been telling us about!

Fry: (offstage) I hope they know what they're doing.

Bender: (offstage) So do I! Metaphorically speaking, that's the biggest plot hole I've ever seen!

[Reply #515 on:]

Professor: Quick, set a course through the birth canal! Wait, birth canal? Now I know I'm lost...! [spends ten minutes fumbling with map]

[Reply #516 on:]

Mom: You call that an anus?

[Reply #517 on:]

Farnsworth: ...And this is Fry's mouth. figuratively speaking, of course...

[Reply #518 on:]

Leela: "Oh no, the exit's closing!"

Professor: "It's a trap!"

[Reply #519 on:]

  That never gets old.