Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #400 on:]

E'wah...?

Calculon: If you think the antenna were good, wait until you see this new attachment! (whips the sheet away).

[Reply #401 on:]

Calculon: (to lady) I TOLD you that I'm more than meets the eye!

[Reply #402 on:]

Woman: [piercing pod scream]

[Reply #403 on:]

Bender:  Damn it, Calculon!  I'm the only one who can put people in zombie-like trances! 

Calculon:  Oh, come on!  You got to admit I'm pretty good at it! 

Woman:  (monotone):  I...will...never...wash...thi s...cheek...again.....

[Reply #404 on:]

Woman: "It's ok. Turns out he was only mostly dead."

[Reply #405 on:]

Woman: "I touched him! Calculon, I'm your number 1 fan!!"
Bender: "Uh oh....."
Calculon: "Isn't that a quote from that film where a famous person (but not as famous as me, of course) is found by his number one fan after an accident and nursed back to health by her, during which they fall in love?
Bender: Not quite. And I wouldn't look under that sheet just yet.

[Reply #406 on:]

HONEST BENDER'S VIRTUAL FANTASYLAND
(Now for the low low price of only $17.29 per hour!)


 Calculon: [to the woman] You had me at "Hello".

[Reply #407 on:]

Woman: "It's ok. Turns out he was only mostly dead."

A Princess Bride reference?  For shame...

[Reply #408 on:]

Lots of funny entries this time, but coldangel_1 wins for best pop culture reference that will totally dated within three weeks.

[Reply #409 on:]

I never thought I'd see the day when Kanye West beat out The Princess Bride. That's it, the world is doomed.

[Reply #410 on:]

Coldy, the correct answer was Charles Manson. Charles Manson...

[Reply #411 on:]

BAM!

[Reply #412 on:]

Bender:  Attention everybody!  Zapp & Leela just did IT again!
Zapp:  I must have been really good; if only I could remember.  Kif, send out another company wide memo announcing our LOVE...
Leela:  Oh lord...

[Reply #413 on:]

Zapp: I feel like something should be happening but isn't... Go-go Gadget gadget! [waits] Hm, that usually works... on TV... Kif! I need your help!

[Reply #414 on:]

Zapp: (thinks) Uh-oh, I looked at Leela's ass...
Leela: Hey, what's that thing starting to poke my knee?

*edit for punctuation*

[Reply #415 on:]

Leela: God, why did I agree to be a part of this fully-clothed orgy? Maybe I'm running a fever...

[Reply #416 on:]

Zapp: MY CROTCH FEELS FUNNY.

[Reply #417 on:]

Leela: why Zapp is so close to me? ... and more importantly why is he still not beaten by me?
<soon after Leela hits Zapp>

[Reply #418 on:]

Leela: Does this dress make my eye look big?

[Reply #419 on:]

Bender: You shoulda known better than to dance with Zap Brannigan, Leela. This ain't the first time he's collided with a heavenly body!

[Reply #420 on:]

Bender: "Hey can't you read the sign? No fat chicks!"

[Reply #421 on:]

Zapp: 'It's my side arm, I swear!'

[Reply #422 on:]

Zapp: You know, these black-tie diplomatic orgies sort of loose their appeal after the first 100 or so.

Leela: Diplomats! I've been here 15 minutes and I still have my clothes on.

Bender: Oh your god! Someone invited the Amazonian delegation. Run for your lives!

[Reply #423 on:]

Ahh, Futz. I like the idea of a black-tie orgy.

[Reply #424 on:]

[Reply #425 on:]

Judge: I hearby sentence you to five years of hard partying with floozy-bot hookers! [bangs gavel]

Bender: The system works!

[Reply #426 on:]

Leela: "I still don't understand how there's a precedent affecting this case from the Nuremburg Trials."

Judge: "Apparently Göring had a thing for "ladies of the night".

[Reply #427 on:]

Judge: "I'm sorry, but, in response to the defendant's question, death by snu-snu is not on the list of approved means of execution.  Therefore, the prisoner is hereby sentenced to be executed... by geography lecture!"

Leela: "You see, Bender?  This is why I told you not to ask the prosecution if you could have the death penalty!"

[Reply #428 on:]

Judge: Bender, you can take the 20 years or you can make a deal for whatever's hidden in Foosie #2's Lovely Lady Lumps.
Fry: [from audience] IT'S A GOAT! GO WITH THE 20 YEARS!

[Reply #429 on:]

Stay tuned after All My Circuits for a new series of Single Female Lawyer -- Now with hookers and blackjack!

[Reply #430 on:]

Judge: Leela, charges against you are hereby dismissed...
Leela: why always i have to be treated other way than everybody else are?
Judge: ...as you are not a robot
Leela: oh...i thought that was because of my eye...
Judge: that too! CASE CLOSED!

[Reply #431 on:]

Judge: Mr. Bender, do you seriously expect me to believe these two hookerbots are protocol droids?

Bender: Sure, your Honour! That's FCK-4U and that's DO-ME2...

[Reply #432 on:]

Judge: No, your name isn't on the list. You can't come in. I don't care if you have all the booze and fembots in the world. I don't want bending units in my disco.

[Reply #433 on:]

They don't make 'em like the Do-Me2's anymore. El-Man wins.

[Reply #434 on:]

Boo-yah!

[Reply #435 on:]

Fry: "Why! Why couldn't he just let the wookie win?"

[Reply #436 on:]

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.

[Reply #437 on:]

Announcer: *And the winner of best death scene goes to... Philip Fry in "The Sting".*

Fry: Thank you so much, I...

Guy: Hey, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but mine was one of the best death scenes of all time! Watch - guhh.... arrrgh.... eeeegh... *THUMP*

Fry: 

[Reply #438 on:]

Fry hadn't realized that in The Future, the Retro 80s Breakdancing Competition involved actually... breaking.

[Reply #439 on:]

Fry: Welcome to the Planet Express Talent Contest, sir! What will you be doing for us tonight?

Contestant: My impression of Michael Jackson! (struts, spins, does moonwalk)

Fry: Wow! You've really got his moves down!

Contestant: (foot slips) Aaggh! My groin muscle!

Fry: Wow, you can do the voice, too!