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El-Man

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Couldn't decide which one...Leela: Who ordered the 'Robots Making Out' meal again? Professor: The number 6? That's mine! -or- Robot Waitress: Sir, I'm supposed to lay the table, not get laid on the table!
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Don't like to do this, but I have to hand it straight back to hobbitboy, 'cause that made me piss myself.
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Svip

Administrator
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DXC: [looking at screen capture] Oh yeah, now I remember why we cut that out. That shit is driving me crazy.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Hermes: Worst Phil Spector impersonation ever.
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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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Oh well, before someone pulls the 24-hour rule† on me I'm awarding this one to… * El-Man *
† Not that 24-hour rule, the other one.
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El-Man

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Have at thee!
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Zoidberg: (to self, in mirrored glass) "Oh Doctor Zoidberg, you're such a dashing young crustacean." "Why, thank you miss." "My ink-bladder turns to jelly whenever you look at me. I must have you now! Mmmm" *slurp* *suck*
General: Eww...
Subordinate: I suppose the alien must reproduce asexually...
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Zoidberg: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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General #1: Great, you had to dare the alien to put his tongue on the glass!
General #2: How would I know he'd get stuck?!
Zoidberg: [muffled behind glass] I'm stuck, I am!
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LobsterMooch
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« Reply #593 on: 10-20-2009 01:15 »
« Last Edit on: 10-20-2009 01:16 »
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No matter how much Fry tried to whistle. drinking lemon juice was no help.
BTW Avast means Stop.
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Svip

Administrator
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No matter how much Fry tried to whistle. drinking lemon juice was no help.
BTW Avast means Stop.
Interjection
avast
1. (nautical) Hold fast!, cease; stop; desist; stay. 2. (parody of pirate slang) Listen, pay attention. Avast, ye landlubbers!
It works here.
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futz
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Arrrrr! Anyway...
Fry: I heard Leela doesn't have to wear her shock collar all day now.
Bender: Yeah well, be careful, you know how women just leave things laying around all over the place.
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coldangel

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Bender: Sick freak.
Fry: What?
Bender: You're drinking the Professor's stool sample.
Fry: PTOOOOOOO!!
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