Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #560 on:]

Fry: I've never had food like this before.

Zoidberg: How do we eat it?

Leela: Should we bite that shiny metal thing?

[Reply #561 on:]

Couldn't decide which one...

Leela: Who ordered the 'Robots Making Out' meal again?
Professor: The number 6? That's mine!

-or-

Robot Waitress: Sir, I'm supposed to lay the table, not get laid on the table!

[Reply #562 on:]

Amy: I'll have what she's having.

[Reply #563 on:]

Professor: This happens every time we eat out. Bender, stop fighting the waitress for the tip and let's go!

[Reply #564 on:]

Fry: so this is what we're eating tonight. Well, dig in.
( that's about as good as I could do)

[Reply #565 on:]

Zoidberg: o what a great restaurant! now we get 2 dishes at the price of 1!
thinking to himself:<i'd came here more often if i had any money>

[Reply #566 on:]

You like to watch...don't you?

[Reply #567 on:]

Kids meal toys had gotten really elaborate in the year 3000.

[Reply #568 on:]

Don't like to do this, but I have to hand it straight back to hobbitboy, 'cause that made me piss myself.

[Reply #569 on:]

Alrighty, then.

 

[Reply #570 on:]

DXC: [looking at screen capture]  Oh yeah, now I remember why we cut that out.  That shit is driving me crazy.

[Reply #571 on:]

Beatles....of the future!

[Reply #572 on:]

Hermes:now i understand why we are in parallel universe just to do this.
otherwise we'd get suited for spreading out disgust and boredom into society of yar 3000

[Reply #573 on:]

Farnsworth: Whee, I'm a gay motorcyclist!

[Reply #574 on:]

Hermes: Play it once, Professor, for old times sake.

(Or "Play it again, Professor" if you prefer the misquote)

[Reply #575 on:]

Farnsworth: Where is everybody?

Hermes: We were playing "Titanic", and I was the iceberg.


And also:

Farnsworth: Oh, listen, Hermes, they're playing "Yellow Submarine"!

Hermes: Ye gods, my eyes. Why don't you make like a submarine and submerge already?

[Reply #576 on:]

The silk bows, pink sashes, balloons, and wine coolers were all good, but until the Professor appeared in his wig, Hermes hadn't realised he had requisitioned the wrong sign for the Gay Day celebrations.

[Reply #577 on:]

Farnsworth: "Why, hello Lucy.  Splendid diamonds you're wearing, oh my yes.  What are you doing floating around in the sky?"

Hermes: "Uhh, Professor, have you been eating those brownies that LaBarbara baked for me?"

[Reply #578 on:]

Hermes: Worst Phil Spector impersonation ever.

[Reply #579 on:]

Oh well, before someone pulls the 24-hour rule† on me I'm awarding this one to…

*  El-Man  *

† Not that 24-hour rule, the other one.

[Reply #580 on:]

Have at thee!

[Reply #581 on:]

General 1: oh no! look at this monster! what do we do! what will people tell about us. we will be crushed by amount of press conferences
General 2:AHHH! no no stay calm! i will call the president to re-open area 51! nad put this there! we can't afford now not to land on the moon!
General 1:you are right! landing on the moon will be cheaper than to provide free catering on all those possible press conferences...

[Reply #582 on:]

Zoidberg: (to self, in mirrored glass) "Oh Doctor Zoidberg, you're such a dashing young crustacean." "Why, thank you miss." "My ink-bladder turns to jelly whenever you look at me. I must have you now! Mmmm" *slurp* *suck*

General: Eww...

Subordinate: I suppose the alien must reproduce asexually...

[Reply #583 on:]

General: "Is that glass bulletproof?"

[Reply #584 on:]

Zoidberg: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

[Reply #585 on:]

General #1: Great, you had to dare the alien to put his tongue on the glass!

General #2: How would I know he'd get stuck?!

Zoidberg: [muffled behind glass] I'm stuck, I am!

[Reply #586 on:]

Zoidberg: I'm SO in to you.

[Reply #587 on:]

Zoidberg: I say boom boom boom, let me hear ya say "way-oh"!

Officers: WAY-Oh!

[Reply #588 on:]

Zoidberg:  Hey, you said this was going to be a free buffet!

Officer 1:  Sorry, you still had to pay!

Zoidberg:  Why did you say it was free?

Officer 2:  Because you didn't ask if it was free!

Zoidberg:  Why you dirty!!!!!!!  ROAR!!!!!  HISS!!!!!!   

Officer 1:  Glad we're on this side of the glass!

Officer 2:  Let him go nuts, who cares?

[Reply #589 on:]

Smeg. I thought we'd get at least one caption with 'Zoidberg's Window Cleaning Service'.

CookiesOnTheFloor wins for the Independence Day reference.

[Reply #590 on:]

Avast!

[Reply #591 on:]

Leela: "Bender, did you spike the coffee with the Professor's anteater DNA again?"

Bender: "Hell no.  Why would you even say that?"

[Reply #592 on:]

Fry's reaction after seeing most of my fan art.

[Reply #593 on:]

No matter how much Fry tried to whistle. drinking lemon juice was no help.


BTW Avast means Stop.

[Reply #594 on:]

No matter how much Fry tried to whistle. drinking lemon juice was no help.


BTW Avast means Stop.

Interjection

avast

   1. (nautical) Hold fast!, cease; stop; desist; stay.
   2. (parody of pirate slang) Listen, pay attention.
          Avast, ye landlubbers!

It works here.

[Reply #595 on:]

Arrrrr! Anyway...

Fry: I heard Leela doesn't have to wear her shock collar all day now.

Bender: Yeah well, be careful, you know how women just leave things laying around all over the place.

[Reply #596 on:]

Bender: Sick freak.

Fry: What?

Bender: You're drinking the Professor's stool sample.

Fry: PTOOOOOOO!!

[Reply #597 on:]

Fry gets kissed by the Invisible Woman.

[Reply #598 on:]

(L) - Typical robot reaction to pornography.
(R) - Typical human reaction to pornography.

[Reply #599 on:]

When sucking the detail off his cup didn't impress Bender, Fry attempted the more ambitious feat of sucking all the brick off the wall.