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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Why what? Are you replying to something I can't see?
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Smarty
Professor
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Okay, I wasn't in love with the idea of picking someone who just won, but SOS's was the only one to make me laugh out loud every time I read it. So give us a framegrab. Again!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: It's that Happy Blimp...
Fry: Ah huh...
Leela: The government sends it around to beam happy thoughts in everyone's head...
Fry: 'K...
Leela: You don't seem happy.
Fry: Well, my balls haven't quite thawed out yet. The guy that was here before you said you'd help me thaw them out. I'd be happy then.
Leela: Terry!!!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "Ok, now read the next line."
Fry: "K, Δ, F, F, 9?"
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: Okay, Mr. Fry, here's a little test. Read the emotion prompts on the side of that blimp and try to visibly reproduce those emotions. Annnnnnnddddd........GO! [scribbling on notepad] Oh my, this isn't going well at all...
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: The blimp is right. I need to go to my happy place. Happy place... happy place... (Buries face into Leela's cleavage)
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Future Shock
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Crap. Since when have sarcastic blimps taken over earth. Also, Why what? Are you replying to something I can't see?
LOL. Your insults are just funny, not insulting anymore.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Oh, your blimps say "happy", eh?
Leela: Sure, something wrong with that?
Fry: [cocky] Back in my time, they said "gay". [snickers]
Leela: That's much different, blimps are also required to show synonyms these days.
[The blimp changes to "also means" and then "gay".]
Fry: Bah, political correctness!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "Which ever one of you can get a hotdog down your throat farther gets $50!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Bender: Food, or sex? Food, or sex? I dunno... [music starts up] Okay, food, sex, or dancing?
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Smarty
Professor
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Bender: Okay, I know what the alcohol and hot dogs are for. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with these girls?
Fry (OS): Bender! Remember what I do once a month, if I'm lucky?
Bender: ....let's see....Bathe? Wait....hmm....ooooh!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Finally I get to make it with some real women!
Girl 1: Technically I won't be a real woman until my final surgery, but I'm still woman enough for you, sugar!
Bender: !!
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Finally I get to make it with some real women!
Girl 1: Technically I won't be a real woman until my final surgery, but I'm still woman enough for you, sugar!
Bender: !!
Girl 1: Why you so stoopid, stoopid?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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soylentOrange wins.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: [thinking] If I squint a little, he looks a bit like Brad Pitt's head...
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Whelp... now I have to change my hair colour.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "Ugh, that's the worst color wallpaper I've ever seen!"
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