Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #40 on:]

Fry: I can't believe you guys started a sexy wrestling league without telling me. I had a leotard and everything, damn it!

Because they can't all be about wank-worthy threesomes, you silly fanboys.

[Reply #41 on:]

Fry: Why did I pick today to take my oath of celibacy in front of Father Changstein El-Gamal!

[Reply #42 on:]

Leela: What? The genesis device was there a second ago.

Fry: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Someone had to do it.

[Reply #43 on:]

Amy: ... and Elzar, and Sean, and -

Fry: All I asked was who could be better in a threeway with you two than me... (sob).

Amy: ... and Alkazar, oooh - that was amazing, and -

Leela: Shh, ssssh, not the truth. We'll be here all day.

Fry: WHA-hoo-hoo...

[Reply #44 on:]

Fry: Oh, why did they have to harvest my Lower Horn today, of all days...?!

Leela: That's okay, we can just cuddle.

Fry: [sobbing]

[Reply #45 on:]

Fry: Nothing has gone right since last week! First I fall down the stairs, then I lose all my money! Then, just last Friday, when I auditioned with "Walking on Sunshine" for the 1003rd season of American Idol, I was booed off the stage and thrown to a pack of vicious dogs! And now my underwear is GLUED TO MY WAIST!!! Why must everything happen to me?

Amy: Not only that, Fry, but...that cake you ate?

Fry: (sobbing) Yeah?

Leela: It's a bomb.

Fry: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Come back for more...Tales...of...Interest!

Professor (OS): And that's what would have happened, Fry, if you ate a bagel instead of a muffin this morning.

[Reply #46 on:]

Fry: I thought coming down here in the lava chamber would help, but the crabs are thermophiles!

[Reply #47 on:]

Fry: Why must I cry why must I cry why? Why must I cry why must I cry why?

[Reply #48 on:]

Is it that time already? Oh well.

[Ahem] After much deliberation and… blah blah blah …all done very well… blah blah blah …tough decision to make… blah blah blah …and top off the mound of quivering flesh with a dollop of whipped-cream and a pair of… blah blah blah …eh, what? Oh, sorry about that. Now where was I—Ah yes, the winner.

And the winner (and supplier of the next screen shot) is:

   Smarty

[Reply #49 on:]

Yay! Well, here it is:

[Reply #50 on:]

Zapp: You know what always cheers me up?  Laughing at other people's misfortune.  [laughs]

[Reply #51 on:]

Hermes: [To Leela, then to everyone else of Planet. EXp.]: this is great fun but we have a new package to deliver so...
[Leela first gets angry, but then tells Hermes that Amazon gone bankrupt, and then Hermes [in hlaf of a word] runs back to his office in panic to sell all Amazon shares he had [since Dwight bought him first share at Amazon], no one else leave and party goes on...

[Reply #52 on:]

Guy with red shirt and blonde hair in the background:HEY! MY VOICE IS REALLY LOUD!

Guy in blue shirt with red hair: MINE TOO! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STARTING TO ANNOY PEOPLE ALREADY!

Red shirt: YEAH! BUT IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO LIKES SHOUTING!

Blue shirt: IT'S A BIT QUIET HERE! MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO A NIGHTCLUB!

Red shirt: OKAY!

Kif: Why wont they just shut up...

Zoidberg: IT'S INFECTIOUS, I TELL YOU!

[Reply #53 on:]

Zapp [snickering]:  "Haha, That building behind Amy's back looks like it's got a giant boob on top of it!"

Kif: "Ugh.  Maybe being dead wasn't such a bad thing..."

[Reply #54 on:]

Kif: "Amy, how could you?  I wasn't even dead for a month, and you go and sleep with Zapp?  I thought you loved me, but I guess I was wrong.  It just goes to show-"

Zapp [snickering]:  "Haha, That building behind Amy's back looks like it's got a giant boob on top of it!"

Kif: "Ugh..."

Kif: [continuing] "How can you even see that, given how you are not at all from that angle?!"

Zapp: "Same goes for you, who are you talking to?"

Kif: [looking at camera] "Maybe you."

[flicker]

[Reply #55 on:]

Zapp: (quasi-seductively) Amy, my sweet love blossom, I have an itch I can't quite scratch. Care to un-itch it for me?

Amy: (disgusted; to Kif) This is my punishment for sleeping with him? I'm his own personal ass-scratcher? That seems pretty harsh.

Kif: (annoyed; holding out his hands) No, no--he makes everyone do that. He's used that same line on me about a dozen times.

[Reply #56 on:]

Amy just farted.

[Reply #57 on:]

Kif: Amy, I'm sorry... I assumed you knew that my species doesn't have genitals. We can still cuddle though...

[Reply #58 on:]

Zapp: Lawl...

[Reply #59 on:]

Even Kif's invisible juggling trick couldn't cheer up Amy after she learned about Zapp's previous sexual history...although Zapp tried to laugh it off.

[Reply #60 on:]

ZOIDBERG: The Space Pope costume may have cost me two months' wages maybe but now Zoidberg is the centre of attention!

[Reply #61 on:]

Kif: I know you're beautiful and rich and have huge tracts of land and all that, Amy. But I… um, while I was dead I met someone in the afterlife and… well, hers are huger. This big at least!

[Reply #62 on:]

Leela: Hermes still has some tentacles in his hair.

[Reply #63 on:]

Kif: Well if you can ahmmm, play with Zapp why can't I?

Zapp: Ha, ha! You can take these handcuffs off now, seriously Kif you can.

Prof: Hmmmwaaawh... I know I've seen these before...

Leela: Well, Professor?

Prof: Yes, Hermes they are real.

Leela: See. Now stand aside Hermes so Zoidberg can bless my boobs.

[Reply #64 on:]

Kif: "You have to do this Amy."

Amy: "It's been six years. I don't know if I can."

Zapp: "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

[Reply #65 on:]

Kiff:  Amy, did you really cheat on me?  Did you?  Did you?

Amy:  Well, I.......

Zapp:  She most certainly did! 

Leela:  You think Kiff and Amy will get back together?  Or are they forever in turmoil?

Hermes:  Whether they do or not, it doesn't mean much to me!

Zoidberg:  I'll get them back together!

Everyone:  Zoidberg?!?!

Zoidberg:  For I am the Zoid Guru! 

[Reply #66 on:]

Zapp: "The classic awkward silence between the two ex's whilst it was me that showed her my meatball sub. And the sause was AMAZING!"

[Reply #67 on:]

Announcer: This week on Friends, Chandler attempts to explain to Monica about the practical joke that went wrong, much to Joey's amusement, while the rest of the flatmates stand around in the background. What? Oh, sorry. This week on Futurama...

[Reply #68 on:]

Zapp: I see you've both been diagnosed with Zappatitis...coincidentally the Medical Association of Whoregon 4 recently named an incurable disease after me.

Kif: Eh

Amy: Daa sei lei!!

[Reply #69 on:]

Kif:  So because the ship's doctor was killed during our last mission, Zapp made me administer the prostate exams for all 656 crewmen.

Amy: Oh, that sounds awful.

Kif: Yes, it was.  My hand is still all cramped up from doing it.

Zapp:  Kif, old friend, you forgot to give me my exam!

[Reply #70 on:]

Okay, I've read all of 'em. They're all funny, but I'm going to pick Gorky as the winner.

Though I've gotta give credit to SoS by unexpectedly using the people in the background.

[Reply #71 on:]

It was either that or:

Professor: Why am I dangling from Kif's ear?

[Reply #72 on:]

I knew Smarty would be too young to get "Airplane" jokes.

[Reply #73 on:]

Ha, sweet. Thanks, Smarty--I'm quite honored.

Alrighty, my fellow dorks, caption this...

[Reply #74 on:]

Bender: Boobs! *click*

[Reply #75 on:]

PHOTO SETTINGS:
CLEAVAGE
SIDEBOOB []
ASS
LEGS
XXX
CADAVER (default)

*click*

PHOTO SETTINGS:
CLEAVAGE
SIDEBOOB
ASS []
LEGS
XXX
CADAVER (default)

*click*

Camera: I love my job.

[Reply #76 on:]

Fry (OS): ...so she tied me up to this pole and took my money, clothes, and membership card to Chucky Cheese! It's so humiliating...

Leela: I am so sorry...it's not that bad...if only she didn't put bunny ears on your head and spray paint your chest to say "I love ponies."

Bender: What a horrible experience, Fry...Say "Blackmail!" *click*

[Reply #77 on:]

Bender: "Oh, I love a good Ewok fight." (click)

[Reply #78 on:]

Bender: Freako will break his self ban and draw the photo I took if you let him win this one.

[Reply #79 on:]

^If Gorky was a guy, that bribe might work.

Leela: Oh Lord, I've never coughed up a lurgy that big before...
Bender: Neat! *click*