Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #120 on:]

    Well if he doesn't show up in the next twelve hours you can have it, Frisco.

Actually, if he doesn't show up in about 11 hours, can't anyone "have" it, thanks to the good old 24-hour rule?

[Reply #121 on:]

If they can defeat me in single combat.

[Reply #122 on:]

11 hours, 12 hours, the hell with it.

[Reply #123 on:]

Fry: What should I do? She's giving me a puppy dog look, but all I can think of is that she looks like a chipmunk!

[Reply #124 on:]

Leela: "Aww, that's so adorable.  The monkey in this cage is wearing a suit.  I'm so glad Fry convinced me to go to the zoo with him tonight."

Fry: "Leela, it's me.  The monkey tricked me and locked me in here again!"  

[Reply #125 on:]

Leela: [thinking] Anybody so stupid to not realize they can fit through the bars deserves a solemn tear. [tear falls from eye] Okay, I'm done here.

[Reply #126 on:]

Leela: [tear-choked] Oh Fry, don't worry, we'll find a way to free you...

Fry: [thinking] Damn, when she clasps her hands like that, I can't see down her shirt.

[Reply #127 on:]

Fry: Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine was busted and I cant get in contact with my bitches.

[Reply #128 on:]

Leela: You can stay in there until you apologise for biting my finger. Damn, it still hurts!

Fry: But Leela, you had triple-cheese pizza sauce on it...

[Reply #129 on:]

Bugger, I won? I have to start going on PEEL a bit more often.

Leela: I know the night didn't work out for you, Fry, but for me... this is the happiest day of my life!

[Reply #130 on:]

Bugger, I won? I have to start going on PEEL a bit more often.

Don't.

[Reply #131 on:]

Fry: Leela! Ugh... I...

Leela: Oh, Fry, you are so thoughtful! You knew I wanted this to be the best birthday party ever, and you put yourself in a cage to prevent yourself from getting drunk and ruining it!

Fry (thinking): Damn! Now I can't possibly ask her to get the key I dropped. Looks like another night in a cage for me...

[Reply #132 on:]

Fry: This is your idea of safe sex!?!

Leela: It shows me that you care (sniff). See you tomorrow.

[Reply #133 on:]

Leela: [singing] Never gonna give you up,
  never gonna let you down,
  never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
  never gonna say goodbye,
  never gonna…

Fry: Oh God, no! Where's a bout of explosive anmesia when you really need it?

[Reply #134 on:]

SO's and futz's are both great but I have to give it to SOS. Somehow the idea of Fry as a pimp is just too hilarious.

[Reply #135 on:]

I wasn't expecting that. 

[Reply #136 on:]

Smitty: When Lord?! When do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?!
URL: What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Anyway, we're looking for a robot, not a sailboat.
Smitty: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[Reply #137 on:]

Smitty: I saw a documentary on this once. Every gaggle of these things has one oddball member who can either dance or surf or do something like that. If we could find that one maybe we could make it to do our job for us.

URL: Ah, yeah. That would be sweet.

[Reply #138 on:]

The super-secret robo-agent James Bong paused, confident he had lost his pursuers. "Perfect place for a tuxedo-wearing robot to hide," he mused, hoping the two henchmen would soon depart. 'P' wouldn't be pleased he had used the magnetic field affector to cheat at the craps table, but the old git could bite his stylish metal ass.

[Reply #139 on:]

Scene from March Of The Benders.

[Reply #140 on:]

Bender: "Nyeh. The caped crusader will never find me now! Nyeh."

[Reply #141 on:]

Use the penguins if you want to win.

[Reply #142 on:]

Smitty: "Go after him! He went in there!"

URL: "Man, I aint going in there.  Don't you know what those things are?"

penguin: "I can has cheeseburger?"

lolpenguins, the lolcats of the 31st millenium

[Reply #143 on:]

Penguin #1 (Center): There is nothing to see here, birds, just waddle away. Leave the odd creatures alone.

Smitty: URL? Did that penguin just...talk?

Penguin #2 (Next to Smitty): No.

Smitty (whispering): I'm scared!

Penguin #3 (Front left): Holy crap! A camera! Wassup Pluto and welcome to my CRIB!!!!!

[Reply #144 on:]

In light of SOS's condition, I call redo!

Penguins: Quack.

Bender: Quack.

Smitty: Shoot. We lost him.

URL: We got a master of disguise, here...

[Reply #145 on:]

Penguin (Center Front): Hey guys... No stage? Uniformed cops? $5 tickets? (Sniff, sniff) tempura? This isn't Bonnaroo!!!

Bender (thinking): Hee, hee more "chicken" fillets for Fishy Joe.

[Reply #146 on:]

I promised myself that a caption using the camera would win. Smarty, you're up!

[Reply #147 on:]

 

[Reply #148 on:]

Bender:  Ugh -- it's horrible

Leela:  What is it?!

Zapp:  Some kind of primitive web browser.

Fry:  Ugh, I can't believe I actually used this garbage.

Off camera is the source code of Internet Explorer.

[Reply #149 on:]

Bender: Oh my, this is terrible!

Fry:Even worse than that...it's phantasmagorical!

Zapp: How can we face it...?!

Leela: Okay, what are you all looking at...?

[title card reading "THE END" comes up]

[Reply #150 on:]

Leela: "Professor?"

Bender: "OH MY GOD!"

Zapp: "For the love of me puts some pants on!"

[Reply #151 on:]

Leela: It's true! They do exist! Bender you captured the Farting Orangutan of Komicus 4! Are you going to claim the reward?

Zapp: Phew! It looks like the fuzzy pictures I've seen on the internet.

Fry: Gack! Hey, it's dead! Doesn't the specimen have to be alive to claim the prize?

Bender: He was when I hit him over the head. Still counts right?

[Reply #152 on:]

Amy (OS): Typical! You guys smoke a little bit of pot and now you're totally obsessed with your hands.

[Reply #153 on:]

Leela attempts to teach three idiots karate

[Reply #154 on:]

Fry: Ugh! Mutant fart!!

Bender: I don't even have a nose and I can smell it!!

Leela: Sorry! But it's not my fault the ship's stores only have beans.

[Reply #155 on:]

Fry:oh no! it's an ancient document saying that they [FOX] are going to change our voices!
Leela:it's shocking! we have to fight!
Zapp:but this document is out of date...

[Reply #156 on:]

The guys accidently stumble upon Mom and the Professor mid… tête-à-tête (so to speak).

[Reply #157 on:]

Leela: Ooh, ouch Amy, I guess your diarrhea hasn't cleared after all then...
Bender: That's disgusting! I-diib-buh...if I had a nose I'd so be holding it!
Amy (off-screen): Guys will you stop looking at me!!! 

[Reply #158 on:]

(Music) Come on vogue move to the music.

[Reply #159 on:]

Leela: Smell your wrists! Hah, gotcha! I didn't say 'Simon says...". You're all out!