dr.bender nye

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Uh, excuse you, as you apparently didn't notice, it's my turn to judge today. Although Bear's was impressive...(Kif Sighs) I'm going to give more time for other people to cast there posts. Oh, new page, right, shyeah!  DUMB DUMB AWAY!
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futz
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Prof.: That is the suppository form.
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Farnsworth: Alright, Hedonism Bot. You've handled my ball of mass destruction long enough. Now it's mine turn to grab yours!
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hobbitboy

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« Reply #647 on: 03-16-2009 12:13 »
« Last Edit on: 03-16-2009 12:16 »
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Frisco17

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Professor: "Red rover red rover send Leela on over!"
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Hermes: We don't take to the Tie-Dye Gang round these hear pahts, mon!
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futz
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Leela: All right! We didn't want it to come to this, but if are demands are not met we will strip down to only our masks and force you to consume delicious pastries of our making!
Professor: Not on my ship!!
Hermes: (To Zoidberg) For Jah's sakes stop him!
Dr. Zoidberg: Whaaaaaeeeee!!! (Kung Fu style)
Leela: I remind you Professor we have reinforcements!
Hermes: (To Zoidberg) But take your time.
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i_c_weiner

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Professor: Don't make me get Fourth Doctor on your asses! Leela: *clears throat* Professor: On your as-shes!
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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The answer to every question is Star Trek.
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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You chose a lowly laundry joke over my gem stolen almost line-for-line from Star Trek: First Contact? Thinking things up on your own is a crutch for people who rely on originality.
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El-Man

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Hmm... maybe I'll stipulate that everyone has to do a Trek-related caption... except for Coldy.  Pic to come soon.
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Frisco17

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Leela: (Sexfully) "Bender someday you have to learn that stealing a woman's purse has consequences. Lucky for you I'm in a teaching mood this evening" (ignites blowtorch)
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Frisco17

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No I meant sexfully!
Stupid bear.
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Smarty

Professor

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Leela: Okay, Bender, I'll tell you one more time, or the torch comes out. Pull...my...finger.
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futz
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Leela: There! Let that be a lesson to you!
Bender: Lesson? Or some deranged meatbag sex fantasy?
Leela: Well... I guess it can be both.
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J.Fry
Crustacean

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Leela: (in a uncle Sam kinda way) "I want you.... to suffer!"
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Svip

Administrator
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Bender: Isn't it weird for a robot to use a 12hour clock rather than a 24hour clock? Leela: That's why we've nailed you to the wall until we find the patch.
It may not be funny, but it's true!
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coldangel

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(FIRST CONTACT again)
Leela: You are an imperfect being created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.
Bender: Dream on, eyeball - Bender had no weaknesses!
Leela: You are in chaos, Bender. You are the contradiction: a machine who wishes to be human.
Bender: What!? Human?! Hell no! I couldn't imagine anything worse.
Leela: Aha! Well I'm going to begin grafting human flesh onto your endoskeleton - how do you like them apples?!
Bender: No! NO! Noooooooooooo!!
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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The Passion Of The Bending Unit drew slim crowds.
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