This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #640 on:]

Uh, excuse you, as you apparently didn't notice, it's my turn to judge today.
Although Bear's was impressive...(Kif Sighs) I'm going to give more time for other people to cast there posts.
Oh, new page, right, shyeah!

DUMB DUMB AWAY!

[Reply #641 on:]

Prof.: That is the suppository form.

[Reply #642 on:]

Hedonism bot: OH how i wonder wonder what is in thy wonder ball.

[Reply #643 on:]

Farnsworth: Alright, Hedonism Bot. You've handled my ball of mass destruction long enough. Now it's mine turn to grab yours!

[Reply #644 on:]

Hedonism bot: ...There isn't anything bigger??

[Reply #645 on:]

Hb: So this delightful little ornament will definately keep the owls out of my grapes?
PF: Oh my, yes. Either that or seperate your towels from your drapes, I can't quite remember which.

[Reply #646 on:]

Tough choice, but  hobbitboy is up

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[Reply #648 on:]

Professor: "Red rover red rover send Leela on over!"

[Reply #649 on:]

professor: [in cliche irish accent] is it a fight your looking for?

[Reply #650 on:]

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[Reply #651 on:]

The boys got upset when Leela informed them that the laundry machine had turned all their other clothes into pink camouflage as well.

[Reply #652 on:]

Hermes: We don't take to the Tie-Dye Gang round these hear pahts, mon!

[Reply #653 on:]

It turns out the Three Stooges Parody Team were not dressed up like ghosts at the time

[Reply #654 on:]

Professor:  Let's pretend we're ghosts!

Hermes and Zoidberg:  Boooo!  Booooooo! 

Leela:  (sarcastically):  Oh, shut up!

Amy:  You don't scare us!

Labarbra:  Ohhhh, so scary!  I'm petrified! 

[Reply #655 on:]

Zoidberg:...But cross me and I'll turn on you like that!

[Reply #656 on:]

Leela: All right! We didn't want it to come to this, but if are demands are not met we will strip down to only our masks and force you to consume delicious pastries of our making!

Professor: Not on my ship!!

Hermes: (To Zoidberg) For Jah's sakes stop him!

Dr. Zoidberg: Whaaaaaeeeee!!! (Kung Fu style)

Leela: I remind you Professor we have reinforcements!

Hermes: (To Zoidberg) But take your time.

[Reply #657 on:]

Hermes: Sweet Seven of Nine! They beamed in here!

Leela: We are the She-Borg. Lower your defenses and surrender your masculinity. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your gender will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Zoidberg: Hubert, blow up the ship! It's the only way to stop them!

Farnsworth: No! Noooooooooo! I will not sacrifice the Planet Express Ship! We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our men-only bars and we fall back. They assimilate our macho jobs and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done!

Leela: Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of males across thousands of worlds, since long before you were born. But, now they are all She-Borg.

[Reply #658 on:]

Professor: Don't make me get Fourth Doctor on your asses!
Leela: *clears throat*
Professor: On your as-shes!

[Reply #659 on:]

Well done Coldy.

[Reply #660 on:]

The answer to every question is Star Trek.

[Reply #661 on:]

"Better luck next time." to everyone who isn't El-Man and "Congratulations, you won!" to everyone else.

[Reply #662 on:]

You chose a lowly laundry joke over my gem stolen almost line-for-line from Star Trek: First Contact?
Thinking things up on your own is a crutch for people who rely on originality.

[Reply #663 on:]

I blame KurtPikachu for doing a ghost one after I did it. No offense, Kurt.

See you next time, folks!

[Reply #664 on:]

Hmm... maybe I'll stipulate that everyone has to do a Trek-related caption... except for Coldy. 

Pic to come soon.

[Reply #665 on:]

Evil, evil man.

[Reply #666 on:]

Well, that's another Frame Caption I can't do since I've never actually seen a Star Trek episode. Not that I hate it, but I don't think I have the attention span that will allow me to watch.

[Reply #667 on:]

Mwaahh-hah-hah! 

Seriously, though. No caveats. Coldy, astound us with your Trek-geekness.

[Reply #668 on:]

Leela: (Sexfully) "Bender someday you have to learn that stealing a woman's purse has consequences. Lucky for you I'm in a teaching mood this evening" (ignites blowtorch)

[Reply #669 on:]

Don't you mean "sexually"
"Sexfully" means "full of sex"

[Reply #670 on:]

No I meant sexfully!

Stupid bear.

[Reply #671 on:]

Bender: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Leela [lights blowtorch]: "No, Mr. Bender.  I expect you to die!"

[Reply #672 on:]

Leela: Okay, Bender, I'll tell you one more time, or the torch comes out. Pull...my...finger.

[Reply #673 on:]

Leela: There! Let that be a lesson to you!

Bender: Lesson? Or some deranged meatbag sex fantasy?

Leela: Well... I guess it can be both.

[Reply #674 on:]

Leela: "There, let's see your arms get tired. One more bad move and its the Enterprise for you."

Bender: "Not Bakula!"

[Reply #675 on:]

Leela: (in a uncle Sam kinda way) "I want you.... to suffer!"

[Reply #676 on:]

Bender:  Isn't it weird for a robot to use a 12hour clock rather than a 24hour clock?
Leela:  That's why we've nailed you to the wall until we find the patch.

It may not be funny, but it's true!

[Reply #677 on:]

(FIRST CONTACT again)


Leela: You are an imperfect being created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.

Bender: Dream on, eyeball - Bender had no weaknesses!

Leela: You are in chaos, Bender. You are the contradiction: a machine who wishes to be human.

Bender: What!? Human?! Hell no! I couldn't imagine anything worse.

Leela: Aha! Well I'm going to begin grafting human flesh onto your endoskeleton - how do you like them apples?!

Bender: No! NO! Noooooooooooo!!

[Reply #678 on:]

The Passion Of The Bending Unit drew slim crowds.

[Reply #679 on:]

Leela: You're a robot.