This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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Apologies to Frisco for shamelessly ripping off his pun from the last thread.

Now get grabbing!

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   Now get grabbing!

She's a little too far away to grab but I'll do the next best thing...


Guy: Hey, is that Urectum that I can see up there? [Realises his mistake] No, wait. It's just a rip in her pants.

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Guy in Middle: Some day, I'd love to make her my 8th wife!

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Sal: Whoas, thats girls gots somes seriouses junks ins hers trunks!

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Sal: Cripes, that sexy mama knows hows to clean a spaceship.
Guy pointing: Yeah, she'd be perfect for that Millennium Falcon George Lucas' head wants cleaned and ready for his arrival to the 562nd anniversary of his 7th re-edit of the Star Wars Trilogy !
Guy in middle: Yup, that wookie sure made an awful mess in there...

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Left Guy: "That's one fine piece of woman right there."

Middle Guy: "Makes an old man think the south could rise again."

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Cleaning the last of the post-it notes off of the ship, Leela was already planning how to fill Robot Arms with cups of water.

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Leela: ...sure you all can IF you're toothless friend there will...

Few knew that Leela, unleashed on the open highway, was often stricken with Truck Stop Fever.

Leela: ...while you two watch.

Trucker 1: I'm in!

Trucker 2: You want me to whaaa? Is that legal?

Sal: In this state it is.

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I will call the winner in a couple of hours, although the early signs would suggest a landslide victory

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   I will call the winner in a couple of hours, although the early signs would suggest a landslide victory

Couple of hours? [Shakes his watch vigorously and inspects it to see if it had stopped] What, did someone demand a recount?

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I'm a sucker for a pun, so Hobbitboy wins.

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Oh well, if you insist...

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Leela "Fry! Get me out of here."

Fry "Got it... wait. While your in that cage can you do a little dance for me?"

Leela "FRY!"

Fry "Ok ok"

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Leela: Um...very nice, Fry, but I don't see how making Bender perform oral sex on you will help me escape.

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Leela: "You kill a few people who piss you off and suddenly you're a murderer, that's justice for you. What are you two doing at the NNY Women's Penitentiary anyway."

Fry: "Oh, Amy was arrested for embezzling money from her parents and we're here to watch."

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Leela: You guys aren't going to let the Professor sell me to the circus are you?

Fry: Ah...

Bender: Whaaa sob...

Leela: Look, if you help me escape I'll make hot love with you. There, does that help.

Fry: A little...

Bender: Boo hoo hoo...

Leela: See - Bender's all upset about it.

Fry: Not you. He just realized the bars on the wagon were made from his recycled mother.

Bender: BWAAAAH haa haaa... mommie!

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Leela: Fry for the last time I will not have sex with you after you have locked me in a cage.
Fry: *Whispering to Bender* Bender you told me this would work. I paid you 250 bucks for the cage.
Bender: Hehe, you got scammed....
*Leela starts to bend the bars*
Bender: *Startled scream* I shouldn't have cheaped out on the bars huh? *Runs*

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Leela: Um...very nice, Fry, but I don't see how making Bender perform oral sex on you will help me escape.

OH...MY...GOD....

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Leela: Um...very nice, Fry, but I don't see how making Bender perform oral sex on you will help me escape.

OH...MY...GOD....

I had to go there, sorry.

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Fry: "Until you strip, your staying there!"

(Leela ANGRILY breaks the bars and escapes)

Bender: "Fry, is it that time of the month again?"

(I wish I could think of better)

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Leela: Fry, why am I in this thing!?

Fry: Because, I was going to put some animals in there, and then I'd set the world record for the largest live box of animal crackers.

Bender: Duh, That's why I'm going to get the elephant...

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Leela: *mindless ape noises*

Bender [sobbing]: "This is terrible.  Oh, if only she had listened..."

Fry: "There, there.  It's not your fault.  You tried to warn her this would happen if she watched too much reality television."

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* hobbitboy steps up to the podium

And the WINNER is ...

 soylentOwnage

  solventOrange

   soylentOrange

 

* hobbitboy cheers wildly in a Guy Smiley kind of way

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Okay, so I'm going to regret posting this framegrab when I have to read the captions, but somebody had to do it:

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Leela: What's wrong with you, Fry? I'm naked. LOOK AT MY BREASTS! LOOK AT MY BREASTS!

Fry: I'm too nervous.

Bender: He's probably wondering why you said breasts in the plural, too.

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Leela: STOP LOOKING AT AMY! I'M HOTTER!

Fry (Whilst flapping like a fish): It was just yesterday you told me to STOP looking at you

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Leela: "Now you listen to me buddy, you tell me what you did with my little Mr. Quackers or I'll take it out on your little Mr. Fry!!"

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Leela: FAAAAAAANNNSERRRVICE!!!!

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...

^ That may be your best one yet.

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Leela: "For the love of Zombie Jesus! Fry, with Zoidberg leering at us over there, DON'T DROP THE SOAAAAAP!"

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Leela: MMMEEENNN! The universe would be better off without them! Zapp! Alkazar! Adlai! Lars! BUMS! LIARS! CHEATERS! They should all have there wang dang doodles cut off and put on display! DO YOU HEAR ME! MMMEEENNN!

Fry: AAAAARGH! B-B-B-ut I thought you liked Lars!?!

Leela: Yeah, but he chickened out on me. Up an dying like that! MMMEEENNN!
So you want to get some dinner after work tonight?

Fry: Aaaaah...

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Leela: Jeez, trying to drown Fry by holding him under a running showerhead isn't working very well at all...

Fry: [timid] Maybe if you put the plug in the drain...?

Leela: Hmmm...it'd take a few hours for the whole locker room to flood, and I'd probably drown too...

Fry: Think it over. No rush. [eyes dart downwards]

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Leela: For the last time......Yes, I'm a cyclops but I'm not a weasel!

Fry: I wasn't talking to you.

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Leela: Fry your head is on fire.

Fry: Quick hold it under the shower.
Fry: Not that far under.

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Leela: thats it!? you should have seen mine before it fell off.

Fry: Its not my fault the waters cold. Wait, did you say.........

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oh man, tough call.  I guess I'll go with Frisco17 , but there were several really good ones this time.

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[Burns]
Excellent.
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A scene from the title sequence of the new James Bond thriller Quantum Of Leela.

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*Fry hits the ground*

Leela: "I don't think my stud finder is working right.  It's not finding any studs in the walls."

Fry: "Well, it found m-"

Leela: "Shut up, Fry."

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I refuse to choose a winner with only two entries. Your future corrupt despot commands you to dub this framegrab!!