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Smarty

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« #560 : 03-02-2009 04:25 »



Extra Caveat: No fart jokes. Too easy.



Fry (choking): Okay...Leela...just stop...we won't...steal your...food...again...(gags)

Bender (also choking): The...force is strong...with this one...unfortunately...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #561 : 03-02-2009 15:58 »

Fry: Must clean ship.

Bender: Must stack packages.

Leela: Now you out there. Gaze into my eye. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. Watch the pupil go back and forth, back and forth. You must buy my DVD. You must buy my DVD.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #562 : 03-02-2009 18:11 »

Fry: (jumping on the couch):  OKay, Leela!  Your turn!

Leela: (does a flip onto the couch):  Bender, you're next!

Bender runs from a distance and jumps into the couch really hard that causes Fry to fly off and hit the ceiling!

Fry: (flying into the ceiling):  I HATE BEING SKINNY!!!!!!   *CRASH!* 

Bender:  Guess, I don't know my own strength! 

Leela:  And now, here's something we'll really like!  (turns on TV).



El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #563 : 03-03-2009 13:18 »

(sigh) Another good turnout. Seems a shame to have to pick only one.

Smarty!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #564 : 03-03-2009 13:48 »

Still, I won't be deterred from my extraneous Star Trek references.
Smarty

Professor
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« #565 : 03-03-2009 18:45 »

Here it is:

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #566 : 03-03-2009 18:47 »

Bender [a la Eric Cartman]: "Whatevva.  I'll do what I want!"
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #567 : 03-03-2009 19:15 »

Hermes: Bender mon, you were reassigned a fembot only six years ago! The Box Network's Handbook only allows us to repeat missions after twelve years or a spin-off franchise!
Bender: [drops girly pose] What if we kill the neighbor's wife instead?
Hermes: [flips through handbook] Also acceptable.
Bender: [gets back to girly pose] That's hot!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #568 : 03-03-2009 21:47 »

Bender: [fembot voice] Oh He-r-r-r-r-m-e-e-e-s-s-s-s, would you be a dear and pull my finger...?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #569 : 03-03-2009 22:17 »

Bender: (Girly voice) "Does this pose make him look fat?"
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« #570 : 03-03-2009 22:46 »

Bender: yeah so while he was limboing i just reached down and picked his wallet right...uh oh!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #571 : 03-03-2009 23:11 »

Hermes (in officious mode): I regret to inform you, Bender Bending Rodriguez, that posing as you are necessitates you be classified "Robosexual" and must be registered as such with the Central Bureaucracy....

... as well as several other agencies.

Bender: That doesn't prove anything. I might have just been pointing... or perhaps counting.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #572 : 03-04-2009 04:10 »

Hermes: (Thinking) Maybe I should turn around and go back while I still can. (Turns around) This f*cking place.
Thunderbird

Delivery Boy
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« #573 : 03-04-2009 04:30 »

Bender: That's him, who made a hole in my head and broke my finger!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #574 : 03-04-2009 04:32 »

Bender: When I dance they call me Macarena
and the boys they say that Iīm buena
they all want me, they canīt have me.
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if you're good I take you home with me...


Hermes: Bender mon, dat song was banned by the interstellar Macarena treaty of 2341.

Bender: Awww...
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #575 : 03-04-2009 05:56 »

Bender: Hey Fry, you know Captain Sulu on that show you like, he was really, 'Wwwooooooo...'

Hermes: Shut up before the police knock down the door, you obnoxious tin can!

(My turn for the Star Trek reference, Coldy.)
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #576 : 03-04-2009 05:59 »

I was trying to fit one in, but I couldn't think.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« #577 : 03-04-2009 06:10 »

Bender: "Happy Biiiiirthdayyy, Miiiister Callllculon!"
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #578 : 03-04-2009 16:40 »

Bender I think it's over there

:laff:
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #579 : 03-04-2009 16:48 »

Bender:
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
I wish you better than your heart's desire
And your first kiss from a boy.
Happy birthday Hermes
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #580 : 03-04-2009 18:47 »

Hermes:  Hey, Bender.  Do you know where my walking adding machine went?

Bender:  It went thattaway! 

Smarty

Professor
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« #581 : 03-06-2009 03:10 »

Hmmmm....

I'll have to pick...


SoS
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #582 : 03-06-2009 11:30 »

Here we are:



Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #583 : 03-06-2009 12:29 »

Takei's Log, Stardate 8210.3, 4 years at the "Muscles and Intestines Gym" have finally payed off!

(BTW, ST fans may recognize the stardate.)
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #584 : 03-06-2009 13:04 »

George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #585 : 03-06-2009 13:35 »

Takei: Up here, Nimoy. [indicates for Fry to raise Nimoy's jar to eye-level]
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #586 : 03-06-2009 19:10 »

George: [to Leela Leonard's head Bender Fry] How about these cookies, sugar?

Damnit beat me to the gay joke!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #587 : 03-06-2009 21:40 »

Bender: You can look but not touch Leela.

Leela: Damn it!

Bender: Hey Sulu, I bet I can store more stuff in mine.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #588 : 03-06-2009 22:08 »
« : 03-06-2009 22:10 »

Leela: "eh.  Mine are bigger."
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #589 : 03-06-2009 22:15 »

Sulu: Check out my rockin' abs
Spock: Yes. Very nice Antilock Braking-System
Fry:  No, he meant his stomach rolls.
Spock: Oh, I didn't know because I don't have a body.
Leela: I only have one eye. What do I get?
Bender: Oooh, say nuclear wessels!
Sulu: NO!! :mad:
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #590 : 03-06-2009 22:56 »

Quote
Extra points for avoiding Star Trek references.
Bite my shiny metal asterisk.



Takei: Don't call me tiny!* I'll show you tiny! How's this for tiny!?

Nimoy: ...George, nobody even said anything.



*From Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« #591 : 03-06-2009 23:03 »

nah ill just do it anyways lol

Takei: How would you guys like to discover my undiscovered country?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #592 : 03-06-2009 23:11 »

Fry: Wow, George, that must've taken lots of strength.
Takei: Not really. Although they never said it on the show, my superpower on Heroes was ripping shirts.
mohawkdan

Crustacean
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« #593 : 03-06-2009 23:28 »

fry:   uh, you didn't say it was going to be this kind of show

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #594 : 03-07-2009 21:40 »

Books is the winner!

And even I don't know why, so don't ask.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #595 : 03-07-2009 21:48 »

Oh my goodness, I am positively flabbergasted! Let me grab my DVDs so I can make a unique screen capture! It will up within the fortnight :mad:
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #596 : 03-07-2009 21:57 »

SoS I think it was my fresh avatar that swayed your opinion in my direction. I think you may have a crush :o
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #597 : 03-07-2009 22:30 »

Leela: "Dr. Zoidberg these are beautiful!"

Amy: "Yeah, when you said you'd spit up pearl necklaces for me and Leela I thought you meant....well it's not important."

Just because I haven't been perverted enough lately.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #598 : 03-07-2009 22:55 »

Fry:  There's an ebay store up ahead, let's sell the beads! 

Leela:  Great idea! 

Amy:  They're sure to be popular!

Zoidberg:  (dejected): When you sell my beads, you're really selling me....
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #599 : 03-07-2009 23:01 »

Fry: *sniff* *sniff* What smells like blue?
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