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Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #600 : 03-07-2009 23:07 »

Zoidberg: I've been collecting these anal beads in one of my stomach cavities for several years. I now present them as gifts to you in these trying economic times.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #601 : 03-07-2009 23:20 »



Zoidberg: Please friends... let me rest!

Amy: Not until I get my cell-phone back you horrible eating machine!

Leela: And my favorite hair brush. Now barf! (Punches him in the stomach).

Amy: Nothing yet.

Leela: Just more of these gall-stones.

Zoidberg: Awwwwww.....
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #602 : 03-07-2009 23:27 »

Typically stereotypical announcer voice: Life on the road can be very boring. Entertainment is hard to come by and here we see the beginnings of an improvised game of "kerplunk".


El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #603 : 03-08-2009 02:23 »

Fry: We're nearly out of ethanol for the fuel tank!

Zoidberg: Hurray! Zoidberg gets to help again.

Amy: How weird is this? For every vehicle we have, some alien creature either craps or barfs the fuel.

Leela: The universe is strange, let's just accept it...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #604 : 03-08-2009 03:57 »

A trip to the intergalactic petting zoo:

Leela: Aw, isn't the little Decapodian so cute?

Amy: Here, let's feed him some dark-matter particles I got from the vending machine.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #605 : 03-08-2009 16:22 »

Zoid: Blaauff!!!

Amy: Oooh...pretty. How'd you get him to finally hork  'em up, Leela?

Leela: I had Fry read some of Phish's lyrics aloud.

Amy: So where do the diamonds come out?

Leela: Fry know a place where we can get pre-concert enimas.
Thunderbird

Delivery Boy
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« #606 : 03-08-2009 18:26 »

Zoidberg: This will help to wash your clothes, and it won't lose hippie colors!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #607 : 03-09-2009 11:50 »

Leela: Sorry, Amy. It looks like Zoidbergs don't produce ambergris. Oh well, at least we have all these parasite eggs, er... I mean "natural, home-made, well-being suppositories" to flog off to all those gullible hippies out there. [evil laugh]
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #608 : 03-09-2009 16:58 »

hmm...In a surprise upset, Books wins again. Nice job Books.

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #609 : 03-09-2009 17:17 »

And yet I had a feeling i_c_weiner would win. Books was my next choice.

The Elephants are implying that everyone in the arena should do the Hustle.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #610 : 03-09-2009 17:20 »

Hahaha. You're in the lead. :)
(I really don't think anyone can top that :confused: )
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #611 : 03-09-2009 20:22 »

The Elephant of Surprise.

(Voting for yourself, Books? I'm very surprised at you, slightly).

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #612 : 03-09-2009 20:40 »

Doing his own mother on stage was bad enough but the final straw was when Books curled up and gave himself a blowjob.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #613 : 03-09-2009 20:43 »

I wish all of you could win :(
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #614 : 03-10-2009 00:37 »

Bubblegum: Come on everybody, get outta the way!
Fry: But what about Aladdin Waterfall?
[Aladdin Waterfall is impaled]
Old Man Waterfall: (running from crowd) No! That's the second son in three months! (leg falls off) And the second leg too!
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #615 : 03-10-2009 02:19 »

Futz wins. But I'd like the rest of you to know you were very close, and this was a hard decision for me. if I had to choose, runner up goes to i_c_weiner. The others were quite good to. Bender Nye, you were my first, and in many ways my best, but it wasn't to be.
I wish you all Godspeed.
And goodnight.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #616 : 03-10-2009 04:02 »

What episode is that screencap from?

Anyways...

BENDER: Cheese it, runaway Republicans...!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #617 : 03-10-2009 05:38 »

It's OK Books, there's always the next chance within 24 hours for futz turn.
Bucky J. Fry

Crustacean
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« #618 : 03-10-2009 05:53 »

I don't get this thread??
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #619 : 03-10-2009 09:56 »
« : 03-10-2009 21:54 »

The Planet Express vs. Globetrotter Circus Playoff Final was interrupted this afternoon, when one of the previously eliminated teams (The Pachyderm Collective) stormed the centre ring, demanding a tally recount...

Nuts. Missed...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #620 : 03-10-2009 13:31 »


ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #621 : 03-10-2009 21:42 »

Bender: Watch, meatbag, as I remove a bra one-handed whilst also demonstrating my lack of underarm body odour.

Fanny: All the same, I'm going to turn around and switch my fan on, honey  :love:

i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #622 : 03-10-2009 22:55 »

Bender: One art, please! [to Fanny] Wait until Zoidberg sees how I bested him again!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #623 : 03-10-2009 23:11 »

The infamous wardrobe malfunction of 3009.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« #624 : 03-10-2009 23:15 »
« : 03-10-2009 23:17 »

Fanny: Bender, what are you doing?

Bender: Tryin' to distract this bozo. I hear flashy undergarments are like tennis balls to humans. (to clerk) Who's a good boy? Who wants the shiny bra? C'mon--fetch!
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #625 : 03-10-2009 23:25 »

Man: Frankly, I am apathetic of this situation. I find it neither interesting, nor uninteresting, it merely is.

Bender: *makes that sound from Invasion of the Body Snatchers*

Fanny: I am also bored of the situation. I wonder who's bra that is.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #626 : 03-10-2009 23:39 »

Winning comes with a cost. That cost is apathy, because you know you probably wont win for a while.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #627 : 03-10-2009 23:44 »

Who are you talking to? Have you even seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

PS: The end was really scary.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #628 : 03-11-2009 03:28 »

Bender: What? The bra doesn't go on the head...?
Bucky J. Fry

Crustacean
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« #629 : 03-11-2009 04:33 »
« : 03-11-2009 04:34 »

Bender (to guy): Look at this peice of crap

Robot: Hey! thats from my store honey


(Crap I know but all I could think of)

P.S How do you get those giant pictures?
crimsonbanana

Crustacean
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« #630 : 03-11-2009 07:55 »

Bender: Heh heh, I love teasing these humans! you want the bra? you want the bra? Well you can't have it! but do you want it? do you really want it? 'COS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #631 : 03-11-2009 08:13 »

Man: Sir, this is where you check your hat, not your companion's underwear.

Bender: Heh, heh... sorry, honey.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #632 : 03-11-2009 12:32 »
« : 03-11-2009 12:43 »

Bender: Quick, Fanny. Find me more stuff to throw.
Man: Please, sir. This is a casino, not a carnival side-show. There is no prize for dislodging me from my seat.


Alternate caption:


As a robot why does Fanny wear any clothes at all, let alone a bra?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #633 : 03-12-2009 16:48 »

hobbitboy wins.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #634 : 03-14-2009 12:11 »
« : 03-14-2009 12:13 »

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Masters, if I might, let me do the thing. I'll go to the past and snatch every frame I can grab my greasy mitts on. Then, as a robot, I could just wait it out for a few centuries in the limestone cavern beneath this building. Oh, it'll be ever so much fun."
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.
Well, if it's OK with everyone and you know the 24 Hour Rule, should be ok.

DUMB DUMB AWAY!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #635 : 03-14-2009 12:15 »
« : 03-14-2009 12:18 »

Edit: D'oh! Ninja'd.

Oh well, there you go.  :(

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #636 : 03-14-2009 13:26 »

Hedonism-Bot: Oh, look at the prize I found in my Coco Puffs!

Professor: Phooey, all I got was a lousy kazoo!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #637 : 03-14-2009 14:27 »

Hedonism-Bot: And... you say this device will peel grapes for me? Meaning... I would no longer require the service of a nude servant boy?

Farnsworth: That's right.

Hedonism-Bot: Oh... how... wonderful.      (Crushes it)
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #638 : 03-14-2009 15:26 »

Hedonism Bot: Hey what is this thing?
Farnsworth: I don't know it looks weird.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #639 : 03-14-2009 15:38 »

Bear wins :)
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