This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[#600 :]

Zoidberg: I've been collecting these anal beads in one of my stomach cavities for several years. I now present them as gifts to you in these trying economic times.

[#601 :]

Zoidberg: Please friends... let me rest!

Amy: Not until I get my cell-phone back you horrible eating machine!

Leela: And my favorite hair brush. Now barf! (Punches him in the stomach).

Amy: Nothing yet.

Leela: Just more of these gall-stones.

Zoidberg: Awwwwww.....

[#602 :]

Typically stereotypical announcer voice: Life on the road can be very boring. Entertainment is hard to come by and here we see the beginnings of an improvised game of "kerplunk".

[#603 :]

Fry: We're nearly out of ethanol for the fuel tank!

Zoidberg: Hurray! Zoidberg gets to help again.

Amy: How weird is this? For every vehicle we have, some alien creature either craps or barfs the fuel.

Leela: The universe is strange, let's just accept it...

[#604 :]

A trip to the intergalactic petting zoo:

Leela: Aw, isn't the little Decapodian so cute?

Amy: Here, let's feed him some dark-matter particles I got from the vending machine.

[#605 :]

Zoid: Blaauff!!!

Amy: Oooh...pretty. How'd you get him to finally hork  'em up, Leela?

Leela: I had Fry read some of Phish's lyrics aloud.

Amy: So where do the diamonds come out?

Leela: Fry know a place where we can get pre-concert enimas.

[#606 :]

Zoidberg: This will help to wash your clothes, and it won't lose hippie colors!

[#607 :]

Leela: Sorry, Amy. It looks like Zoidbergs don't produce ambergris. Oh well, at least we have all these parasite eggs, er... I mean "natural, home-made, well-being suppositories" to flog off to all those gullible hippies out there. [evil laugh]

[#608 :]

hmm...In a surprise upset, Books wins again. Nice job Books.

[#609 :]

And yet I had a feeling i_c_weiner would win. Books was my next choice.

The Elephants are implying that everyone in the arena should do the Hustle.

[#610 :]

Hahaha. You're in the lead.
(I really don't think anyone can top that )

[#611 :]

The Elephant of Surprise.

(Voting for yourself, Books? I'm very surprised at you, slightly).

[#612 :]

Doing his own mother on stage was bad enough but the final straw was when Books curled up and gave himself a blowjob.

[#613 :]

I wish all of you could win

[#614 :]

Bubblegum: Come on everybody, get outta the way!
Fry: But what about Aladdin Waterfall?
[Aladdin Waterfall is impaled]
Old Man Waterfall: (running from crowd) No! That's the second son in three months! (leg falls off) And the second leg too!

[#615 :]

Futz wins. But I'd like the rest of you to know you were very close, and this was a hard decision for me. if I had to choose, runner up goes to i_c_weiner. The others were quite good to. Bender Nye, you were my first, and in many ways my best, but it wasn't to be.
I wish you all Godspeed.
And goodnight.

[#616 :]

What episode is that screencap from?

Anyways...

BENDER: Cheese it, runaway Republicans...!

[#617 :]

It's OK Books, there's always the next chance within 24 hours for futz turn.

[#618 :]

I don't get this thread??

[#619 :]

The Planet Express vs. Globetrotter Circus Playoff Final was interrupted this afternoon, when one of the previously eliminated teams (The Pachyderm Collective) stormed the centre ring, demanding a tally recount...

Nuts. Missed...

[#620 :]

[#621 :]

Bender: Watch, meatbag, as I remove a bra one-handed whilst also demonstrating my lack of underarm body odour.

Fanny: All the same, I'm going to turn around and switch my fan on, honey 

[#622 :]

Bender: One art, please! [to Fanny] Wait until Zoidberg sees how I bested him again!

[#623 :]

The infamous wardrobe malfunction of 3009.

[#624 :]

Fanny: Bender, what are you doing?

Bender: Tryin' to distract this bozo. I hear flashy undergarments are like tennis balls to humans. (to clerk) Who's a good boy? Who wants the shiny bra? C'mon--fetch!

[#625 :]

Man: Frankly, I am apathetic of this situation. I find it neither interesting, nor uninteresting, it merely is.

Bender: *makes that sound from Invasion of the Body Snatchers*

Fanny: I am also bored of the situation. I wonder who's bra that is.

[#626 :]

Winning comes with a cost. That cost is apathy, because you know you probably wont win for a while.

[#627 :]

Who are you talking to? Have you even seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

PS: The end was really scary.

[#628 :]

Bender: What? The bra doesn't go on the head...?

[#629 :]

Bender (to guy): Look at this peice of crap

Robot: Hey! thats from my store honey


(Crap I know but all I could think of)

P.S How do you get those giant pictures?

[#630 :]

Bender: Heh heh, I love teasing these humans! you want the bra? you want the bra? Well you can't have it! but do you want it? do you really want it? 'COS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

[#631 :]

Man: Sir, this is where you check your hat, not your companion's underwear.

Bender: Heh, heh... sorry, honey.

[#632 :]

Bender: Quick, Fanny. Find me more stuff to throw.
Man: Please, sir. This is a casino, not a carnival side-show. There is no prize for dislodging me from my seat.


Alternate caption:

   Fanny: Bender honey, I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win.

As a robot why does Fanny wear any clothes at all, let alone a bra?

[#633 :]

hobbitboy wins.

[#634 :]

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Masters, if I might, let me do the thing. I'll go to the past and snatch every frame I can grab my greasy mitts on. Then, as a robot, I could just wait it out for a few centuries in the limestone cavern beneath this building. Oh, it'll be ever so much fun."
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.
Well, if it's OK with everyone and you know the 24 Hour Rule, should be ok.

DUMB DUMB AWAY!

[#635 :]

Edit: D'oh! Ninja'd.

Oh well, there you go. 

[#636 :]

Hedonism-Bot: Oh, look at the prize I found in my Coco Puffs!

Professor: Phooey, all I got was a lousy kazoo!

[#637 :]

Hedonism-Bot: And... you say this device will peel grapes for me? Meaning... I would no longer require the service of a nude servant boy?

Farnsworth: That's right.

Hedonism-Bot: Oh... how... wonderful.      (Crushes it)

[#638 :]

Hedonism Bot: Hey what is this thing?
Farnsworth: I don't know it looks weird.

[#639 :]

Bear wins