This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #600 on:]

Zoidberg: I've been collecting these anal beads in one of my stomach cavities for several years. I now present them as gifts to you in these trying economic times.

[Reply #601 on:]

Zoidberg: Please friends... let me rest!

Amy: Not until I get my cell-phone back you horrible eating machine!

Leela: And my favorite hair brush. Now barf! (Punches him in the stomach).

Amy: Nothing yet.

Leela: Just more of these gall-stones.

Zoidberg: Awwwwww.....

[Reply #602 on:]

Typically stereotypical announcer voice: Life on the road can be very boring. Entertainment is hard to come by and here we see the beginnings of an improvised game of "kerplunk".

[Reply #603 on:]

Fry: We're nearly out of ethanol for the fuel tank!

Zoidberg: Hurray! Zoidberg gets to help again.

Amy: How weird is this? For every vehicle we have, some alien creature either craps or barfs the fuel.

Leela: The universe is strange, let's just accept it...

[Reply #604 on:]

A trip to the intergalactic petting zoo:

Leela: Aw, isn't the little Decapodian so cute?

Amy: Here, let's feed him some dark-matter particles I got from the vending machine.

[Reply #605 on:]

Zoid: Blaauff!!!

Amy: Oooh...pretty. How'd you get him to finally hork  'em up, Leela?

Leela: I had Fry read some of Phish's lyrics aloud.

Amy: So where do the diamonds come out?

Leela: Fry know a place where we can get pre-concert enimas.

[Reply #606 on:]

Zoidberg: This will help to wash your clothes, and it won't lose hippie colors!

[Reply #607 on:]

Leela: Sorry, Amy. It looks like Zoidbergs don't produce ambergris. Oh well, at least we have all these parasite eggs, er... I mean "natural, home-made, well-being suppositories" to flog off to all those gullible hippies out there. [evil laugh]

[Reply #608 on:]

hmm...In a surprise upset, Books wins again. Nice job Books.

[Reply #609 on:]

And yet I had a feeling i_c_weiner would win. Books was my next choice.

The Elephants are implying that everyone in the arena should do the Hustle.

[Reply #610 on:]

Hahaha. You're in the lead.
(I really don't think anyone can top that )

[Reply #611 on:]

The Elephant of Surprise.

(Voting for yourself, Books? I'm very surprised at you, slightly).

[Reply #612 on:]

Doing his own mother on stage was bad enough but the final straw was when Books curled up and gave himself a blowjob.

[Reply #613 on:]

I wish all of you could win

[Reply #614 on:]

Bubblegum: Come on everybody, get outta the way!
Fry: But what about Aladdin Waterfall?
[Aladdin Waterfall is impaled]
Old Man Waterfall: (running from crowd) No! That's the second son in three months! (leg falls off) And the second leg too!

[Reply #615 on:]

Futz wins. But I'd like the rest of you to know you were very close, and this was a hard decision for me. if I had to choose, runner up goes to i_c_weiner. The others were quite good to. Bender Nye, you were my first, and in many ways my best, but it wasn't to be.
I wish you all Godspeed.
And goodnight.

[Reply #616 on:]

What episode is that screencap from?

Anyways...

BENDER: Cheese it, runaway Republicans...!

[Reply #617 on:]

It's OK Books, there's always the next chance within 24 hours for futz turn.

[Reply #618 on:]

I don't get this thread??

[Reply #619 on:]

The Planet Express vs. Globetrotter Circus Playoff Final was interrupted this afternoon, when one of the previously eliminated teams (The Pachyderm Collective) stormed the centre ring, demanding a tally recount...

Nuts. Missed...

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[Reply #621 on:]

Bender: Watch, meatbag, as I remove a bra one-handed whilst also demonstrating my lack of underarm body odour.

Fanny: All the same, I'm going to turn around and switch my fan on, honey 

[Reply #622 on:]

Bender: One art, please! [to Fanny] Wait until Zoidberg sees how I bested him again!

[Reply #623 on:]

The infamous wardrobe malfunction of 3009.

[Reply #624 on:]

Fanny: Bender, what are you doing?

Bender: Tryin' to distract this bozo. I hear flashy undergarments are like tennis balls to humans. (to clerk) Who's a good boy? Who wants the shiny bra? C'mon--fetch!

[Reply #625 on:]

Man: Frankly, I am apathetic of this situation. I find it neither interesting, nor uninteresting, it merely is.

Bender: *makes that sound from Invasion of the Body Snatchers*

Fanny: I am also bored of the situation. I wonder who's bra that is.

[Reply #626 on:]

Winning comes with a cost. That cost is apathy, because you know you probably wont win for a while.

[Reply #627 on:]

Who are you talking to? Have you even seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

PS: The end was really scary.

[Reply #628 on:]

Bender: What? The bra doesn't go on the head...?

[Reply #629 on:]

Bender (to guy): Look at this peice of crap

Robot: Hey! thats from my store honey


(Crap I know but all I could think of)

P.S How do you get those giant pictures?

[Reply #630 on:]

Bender: Heh heh, I love teasing these humans! you want the bra? you want the bra? Well you can't have it! but do you want it? do you really want it? 'COS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

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Man: Sir, this is where you check your hat, not your companion's underwear.

Bender: Heh, heh... sorry, honey.

[Reply #632 on:]

Bender: Quick, Fanny. Find me more stuff to throw.
Man: Please, sir. This is a casino, not a carnival side-show. There is no prize for dislodging me from my seat.


Alternate caption:

   Fanny: Bender honey, I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win.

As a robot why does Fanny wear any clothes at all, let alone a bra?

[Reply #633 on:]

hobbitboy wins.

[Reply #634 on:]

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Masters, if I might, let me do the thing. I'll go to the past and snatch every frame I can grab my greasy mitts on. Then, as a robot, I could just wait it out for a few centuries in the limestone cavern beneath this building. Oh, it'll be ever so much fun."
Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.
Well, if it's OK with everyone and you know the 24 Hour Rule, should be ok.

DUMB DUMB AWAY!

[Reply #635 on:]

Edit: D'oh! Ninja'd.

Oh well, there you go. 

[Reply #636 on:]

Hedonism-Bot: Oh, look at the prize I found in my Coco Puffs!

Professor: Phooey, all I got was a lousy kazoo!

[Reply #637 on:]

Hedonism-Bot: And... you say this device will peel grapes for me? Meaning... I would no longer require the service of a nude servant boy?

Farnsworth: That's right.

Hedonism-Bot: Oh... how... wonderful.      (Crushes it)

[Reply #638 on:]

Hedonism Bot: Hey what is this thing?
Farnsworth: I don't know it looks weird.

[Reply #639 on:]

Bear wins