They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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-585: Mayor Poopenmier is offended by people lying in front of Jesus.

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-586: Mayor Poopenmeir calls Captain Yesterday, Clobberella & Super King by pressing the clown's nose.

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-587: New New York still has roach problems, but no litter problems.

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-588: Leonardo DiCaprio's head can be used to christen ships.

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-589: Jonathan Frakes head will get a spot in the front row only if a TOS head is taken off the shelf.

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-590:  There are infinitely many Alternate universes, but only one Parallel universe- namely, Cowboy Universe.

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-591: When Fry sees an alternate universe, he yells "Far Out!"

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-592: The amazonians have good fundamentals, but no can dunk. haha

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-593: Boasel is now a delivery boy. Captain Seymour requests one cheese pizza please

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-594: How humourous, unfortunately im a delivery boy for your starship   

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-595: Then being your captain, I ORDER you to get me a pizza. be quick. 

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Mars University offers no scholarships, and heir programs on Alien-thropology are awful.

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And, as a liquid emperor, I order Seymour_My_Hero to pay for the drinks.  Chop chop, hurry up!

-597: Martha Stewart's head is swimming in her own soylent waste; it's a good thing.

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And as a senior liquid emperor I order you all to shut your noise holes and get me a danish!

-598: Zoidberg knows how to commit sepukku.

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-599: Professor! Lava! Hot!

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-600: Chaz the mayor's aide can't fail the Mayor.  Not ever.

You're still junior to me, Frisco; you're almost 100 posts behind me.  Now, get me a drink & be quick about it... 

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-601: Fry's friends are more important than money because they aren't worth a penny to him.

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-602: 89 cents put in a bank account with compound interest, for 1000 years, will be worth more than 4 Billion dollars.

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Alright. I have the drinks. I'm still waiting on that pizza!

-603: Fry doesn't understand how powerful anchovies can be.

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Thanks for the drink, SMH.  I'll have my pizza with Pepperoni, thank you very much...

-604: Fry has Metal Fever, according to Bender.

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-605:

Sorry, but the inconceivable dimensions can't be shown on PEEL

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-606: The internet is an actual place, when you can walk, buy things and get attacked by spam messages.

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-607: Bender is very romantic or has convenient computer errors.

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BOASEL. LIQUID EMPEROR SEATTLEJOHN IS WAITING ON HIS PIZZA! Don't make me look lazy! Pizza! Now!

-608: you can cleverly disguise kidnappster to say nappster with a little cardboard sign

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-609: You can do a shitload of drugs and not have an addictive personality.

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-610: Robotology can help cure your addiction to Electricity.  As long as you don't engage in "Sleaze".

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-611: Boasel is lazy in fetching pepperoni pizzas...

-612: The Sting made liars out of the pilot

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-613: That's OK, SMH; by now the pizza is cold.

-614: No matter how technological things get, you can count on Fry to mess it up (ex: in the sting, his rocket pack is on backwards).

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-615: Boasel, you failed. I now request one burger and fries to go. Can you do that?

-616: Anybody want anything else?

-617: Back on topic: The Space Bee queen is fat, she just doesn't like to admit it

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-618: Space Bees produce both Space Honey & Space Jelly.

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-619: Harsh, she didn't get her love beads

-620: Seattle, I'm making boasel get take out. Want anything?

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-621: The things to learn thread has taken a very strange direction recently.

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-622: Just go with the flow...

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-623: A Philly Cheesesteak sandwich would be nice.

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-624: Now we just need to wait for boasel to get back.

-625: Seymour was fast fossilized

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-626: Bender had braces when he was turned into a younger version of himself.

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-627: The Professor somehow put Pazuzu through college.

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-628: No beer until you finish your tequila!

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-629:  I'm back with take out... haha

-630: Dean Vernon loves his respect

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-631: what? No ketchup? Fine...thanks dude.

-632: Leela went on a date with Dean Vernon