They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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-495: Professor freaksworth needs to get a job.

-496: Everyone still has Zoidberg.

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-497: Once Fry, Leela, and Bender leave, Zoidberg is popular

[Reply #162 on:]

-498: Fry thinks love is some weird alien emotion.

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-499: Bender thinks the ideal robot behavior is to "kill all humans".

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-500: Mini-fruit salad trees are great housewarming gifts

[Reply #165 on:]

-501: If Bender truly loves you, he will save your skin flakes.

[Reply #166 on:]

-502: Bender thinks humans are weird for living in closets

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-503: Bender thinks penguins are "filthy ice rats".

[Reply #168 on:]

-504: Drink Slurm! Its unnaturally delicious.

[Reply #169 on:]

-505: Bender hopes to see Mrs Mellinger soon for tea.

-506: An opera is like a peacock.

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-507: Calculon's ears are garrish

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-508: The beauty was in Frys heart, not his hands.

-509: Frys music was bad so he should feel bad

[Reply #172 on:]

-510: Hedonismbot apologizes for nothing.

[Reply #173 on:]

-511: Zoidberg likes to deduce things inside colossal fish

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-512: For Decapodians, having parasites is a good thing.

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-513: Captain Yesterday is fast.

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-514: And he comes from the past.

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-515: Superking is the best out of the three.

[Reply #178 on:]

-516: Bender has that chest-door thing going on.

 

Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-507: Calculon's ears are garrish

-507a: Just a bit though.

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-517: Its hard for Hyper chicken to plead a case for Bender while he is inside for incompetence

[Reply #180 on:]

-518: The Hyper Chicken has chicks in his breifcase

[Reply #181 on:]

-519: The Hyper Chicken is afraid of Badgers.

[Reply #182 on:]

-520: The Hyper Chicken often confuses people and corn.

[Reply #183 on:]

-521: Judge Whitey has a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for him at home.

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522: judge whitey had to have robbery explained to him by his caddy/shofer

523: roberto spilled transmission fluid as a child

524: judge whitey thinks being poor is a mental illness

525: in the year 300, dogs can track robots by the  smell of bolts

526: leela has a nonchalant side

527: shape changing suits are very expensive

528: nothing bill clinton can do counts as sex anymore

529: elzar loves having his ass kissed

530: fry could never get the last ship in space invaders

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531: officer smitty was at one point kicked off the police force, however, was given a juicy re-hiring back to the force after capturing who he thought was santa

[Reply #186 on:]

-532: Officer Smitty & his robot compatriot are not allowed to hug, on orders from their chief.

[Reply #187 on:]

-533: Robbing from a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes - theft of money.

[Reply #188 on:]

-534: By process of elimination, Fry figured out that he was actually a Human.    (haha to all the ones up there^^)

[Reply #189 on:]

-535: Nibblonians live long and are celebrated poopers.

[Reply #190 on:]

-536: For the first millisecond of time everything was ok.

[Reply #191 on:]

-537: The big brain left Earth for no raisin.

[Reply #192 on:]

-538: He was trapped in a book of plot holes and spelling errors!

[Reply #193 on:]

-539: There were 145,999 unsuccessful human hunts in a row before Leela and Fry went to Chapek 9.

[Reply #194 on:]

-540: Humans are easily defeated by sharp wooden sticks.      (hah great job for remembering that number sos)

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-541: The human hunt starts at 5 o'clock

And it's just that it's an episode I watched in the last 48 hours, boasel.

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-542: The only way to hurl a box into the sun, is to do it yourself   (that would make a bit more sense sos) Sorry I can't use html

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-543: The puppy is also acceptable

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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-543: The puppy is also acceptable

-544: Not if it is the bad kind of puppy.

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-545: One sure fire way to identify Fry is to look for the tattoo on his butt.