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boasel

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« #200 : 05-28-2008 15:04 »
« : 05-28-2008 15:04 »

-546: The Planet express ship can only withstand atmospheric pressures between zero and one
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #201 : 05-28-2008 15:28 »

-547: Robots are repulsed if you comment about a robots vents.
boasel

Professor
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« #202 : 05-28-2008 15:30 »

-548: Fry was in love with umbriel, but not truely in love with her.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #203 : 05-28-2008 15:48 »

-549: Fry wishes umbriel had the bottom part of a human, not the top.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #204 : 05-28-2008 16:01 »

-550: People in Atlanta have bad Southern Accents.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #205 : 05-28-2008 16:28 »

-551: When you go fishing on the PE ship, don't use the special unbreakable fishline.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #206 : 05-28-2008 17:55 »

-552: Dwight yells when he losses his manwhich
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #207 : 05-28-2008 18:22 »

-553: Leave Zoidberg's mother out of it; she was a saint.
Kifz

Bending Unit
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« #208 : 05-28-2008 18:39 »

-554: From the three robot daughters of the Moon farmer, Bender picks the Crushinator to romance (just what Fry was afraid of).
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #209 : 05-28-2008 19:11 »

-555: Amazonians don't have sex, they "initiate Snu Snu"
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #210 : 05-28-2008 19:14 »

-556: Amazonians think Kif is the most handsome
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #211 : 05-28-2008 19:18 »

-557: Zapp's spirit is willing but his flesh spongey and bruised.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #212 : 05-28-2008 20:49 »

-558: You're not a femputer, you're a fembot!
boasel

Professor
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« #213 : 05-29-2008 04:08 »

-559: Leela wanted a space taxi but no need, there isn't a resturant built that Zapp couldn't fly.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #214 : 05-29-2008 10:50 »

-560: DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Brought to you by "Theeeeeee Space Pope"
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #215 : 05-29-2008 12:01 »

-561: Palm D'Orbit is built like a steakhouse.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #216 : 05-29-2008 12:37 »

-562: Fry is rejected by women in the 20th and 31st centuries.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #217 : 05-29-2008 13:26 »

-563: Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Ford Thundercougarfalconbird.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #218 : 05-29-2008 13:53 »

-564: Calculon was a Werecar.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #219 : 05-29-2008 13:58 »
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-565: A Werecar creeps along the ground on rubber feet, like a wolf!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #220 : 05-29-2008 14:02 »

-566: Bender has a "flawless" spanish accent
boasel

Professor
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« #221 : 05-29-2008 14:02 »
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-567: Palm D'orbit handles like a bistro
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #222 : 05-29-2008 14:06 »
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-568: Gravity always wins, at least against Zapp.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #223 : 05-29-2008 14:13 »

-569: But the Palm D'Orbit is build like a bistro
boasel

Professor
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« #224 : 05-29-2008 14:34 »
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-570: Nibbler can not only talk, he can pontificate!

I always thought the resturant was built like a  steakhouse but handled like a bistro
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #225 : 05-29-2008 14:37 »

And you'd be right.

-571: The Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
boasel

Professor
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« #226 : 05-29-2008 14:41 »

-572: The only thing Fry was right about when drunk was that he was important.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #227 : 05-29-2008 14:43 »

-572: Scruffy doesn't do a lot of work, because of his breaks & schedule conflicts.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #228 : 05-29-2008 15:10 »
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My bad guys. Sorry. I thought you said steakhouse. My brain is all confused.

-573: Zoidberg's shell runs in the wash
boasel

Professor
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« #229 : 05-29-2008 15:15 »

Sos said about the steakhouse above me

-574: Fry's family like to have Baloney
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #230 : 05-29-2008 16:46 »

575:  Scooty Puff Junior sucks!  But Scooty Puff senior is more efficient! 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #231 : 05-29-2008 19:21 »

-576: Vanishing cream makes you actually vanish.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #232 : 05-29-2008 21:22 »

-577: Scruffy has a large share of Planet Express stock because "Scruffy believes in this company!"
Calisky

Poppler
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« #233 : 05-29-2008 22:59 »

-578: You can't like, OWN property man
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #234 : 05-29-2008 23:13 »

-579: All the buttons on Mom's control board are "RETALIATE" buttons.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #235 : 05-30-2008 04:58 »

-580: The deluxe edition of the Beta Romeo has so much more eagle.
boasel

Professor
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« #236 : 05-30-2008 07:02 »

-581: On neptune Benders processor runs at peak efficiency
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #237 : 05-30-2008 09:12 »

-582: "You call that a pressed ham?"
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #238 : 05-30-2008 12:50 »

-583: Fry doesn't know how to stop people questioning his sexual orientation.
boasel

Professor
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« #239 : 05-30-2008 13:37 »

-584: Bender was going to be torn limb from limb in the most humane way possible, It would not be boring for the witnesses!
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