They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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-631: ROBOT HOUSE![/b]

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-632: CHEESE IT!

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-633: Ladders for panty raids come have a standard size.

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-634: Zoidberg is an expert on humans not robuts.

Fry : Im not a robot
Zoidberg : I thought you were
Fry : no Human
Zoidberg : alright alright, spare me your life story

Zoidberg is classic!

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635:  Guenter was not happy being smart, however is better than Fry at getting girlfriends. 

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-636: Lucy Lui can really kick ass!

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-637: Bender is a legend at the robot fraternity.

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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
-637: Bender is a legend at the robot fraternity.

-638: Even though it seems he was educated on another planet.

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-639: Fatbot eats when he gets nervous.

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-640: In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

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-641: Rock crushes scissors.

-642: But scissors cuts paper.

-643: And paper covers rock.

We have a conundrum

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644:  The Harlem Globetrotters are not there to tickle your funnybones! 

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-645: If you don't agree to play the Globetrotters, they might just hold a press conference & call you a "jive sucker".

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-646: Boasel is surely glad he's a Bending Unit now and no longer has to wait on his superiors. (Now you can just sit on the sofa drinking beer)

-647: The key in any battle is the element of surprise.

-648: SURPRISE!

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-649: Nothing bad about sitting on a couch and drinking beer all day... every day...  haha

-650: The who ask machine likes to raise hopes and dash them. Just like bender to tiny Tim.

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-651: Tinny tim is "so hungry".

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-652: He's easy to knock down that Tinny Tim

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-653: He's not sure which is his bad side either.

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-654: Leela is impressed when a guy an get free bread at a restaurant.

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-655: Leela is so impressed that she pawned nibbler off to Fry and told him to walk him; bring a glove in case he drops a "steamer".

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-656: Leela is impressed by people being polite, but not impressed by people wanting to beat them up.

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-656: Fry once waited 6 hours to get tickets to rocket skating

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-657: It's hard being a fembot, living in a manbot manputer's world.

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-658: Cease hitting femputer!

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-659: Your not a femputer your a fembot!

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Whoever gets to post "-666", make sure you make it evil

-660: You heard the man! 

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-661: Death by snu snu
Zapp : woo!
Fry : yeah!
Kif : ouhhh
Zapp : What are you gay or something?

Haha

Oh yeah good plan sos, I like your style, you remind me of a younger me, not much younger mind, perhaps even a couple years older

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-662: Spirit is the pony Amy always wanted but her parents wouldn't let her have her because they said she had too many ponies already.

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-663: Atilla the hun has a suprising knowledge of space

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-664: Kif is an expert programmer. At least in VB.

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-665: If you can't find Kif, look up; he may be walking on the ceiling.

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-666: You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes the Robot Devil feel angry!

Evil enough for ya?

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Eeeeck!  That's definitely evil...

-667: People who like perfume usually don't know that it's partly made from Precious Amber Gris...which comes from whale puke.

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-668: DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

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-669: [Rosanne]
Idiot (Noun)
Definition: You!

This has been Rosanne, your guide to facts.
[/Rosanne]

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Originally posted by boasel:
-668: DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

  I love that bit...

-670: Bender was on "Cops", when he took those hostages.

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-671: Bender was also on telly because of what he did in the coffee pot.

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
Evil enough for ya?

'Bout as evil as it gets.

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-672: The Space Pope is a Crocodile.

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-673: Jombey has not yet locked away the absynth and ether.

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-674: Hedonismbot loves to hang out with "Courtesan and Gentle Fops".