They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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Alright. This is how this works. All you do is post random fact after random fact about Futurama. Since there was an old topic we're starting at -315!

Got it? Good. 

-315: His only regret is having boneitis!

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-316: Beavers mate for life.

-317: Eleven greater than four.

-318: For quality carpets visit Caplan's carpet warehouse!

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-319: Scooty Puff Sr. is MUCH better than Scooty Puff Jr.

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• There are way more than 1000 (or even 1319) pieces of information in Futurama.

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
-233: We need to keep the numbers though, let's just have them go up from whatever number it ends on.

Hey, weren't the numbers supposed to be going up in this thread? These ones are still going down.  Why number the facts at all? Counting them no longer serve a useful purpose.

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-320: Dropping the minus sign would mean we are now going up.

-321: Keeping the numbers is a bit of fun that was part of the charm of the original thread (it may be a recent tradition, but it's a tradition, nonetheless).

-322: Hermes is anal 78.36% of the time.

edited to return the minuses, just as God intended

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-323: So are we dropping the minus sign or not?!

(Keeping the minus is what we've done since we got to 1 on the old topic. I say keep the minus!) 

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-324: I say what the hell, keep the minus.

-325: Bender leads a largely bend-free lifestyle (especially for a bending unit).

-326: Leela's wristlojackamater has tetris.

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-327: That's thinking like a man!

-328: If you try to fool Fry, put a cheap Bender mask in front of your face and you can do whatever you want.

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-329: You can fly in space using a pedal driven spaceship made of plastic & cardboard.

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-330: Napalm will make a stuffed toy from Santa slightly more harmful.

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-331: Bender's antenna is known as "little Bender".

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-332: Planet Express has many fans (and I obviously don't mean fanatics)

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-333: When speaking with an old person, never tell him "Move forward, step into the light!"

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-334: Zoidberg's mother was a saint!

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-335: Decapodian weapons are based on cold blooded technology.

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-336: I do not recall Zoidberg's mother being a saint.

-337: He's a porno dealing monster. He doesn't care what you think!

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-338: The Robot Devil squeals like a girl when hit.

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-339: Don't get trapped for eternity with the Brain Spawn; they'll just form a tightly-knit clique that you wont be part of.

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-339: The Robot Devil owns a golden fiddle

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-340: He also owns a smaller silver fiddle.

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-341: He put his name on the wheel as a show of good for the other robots.

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-342: The Robot Devil lives in New Jersey.

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-343: Fry's ass has blisters from the slide

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-344: Free Waterfall Jnr would sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey.

-345: Farnsworth doesn't mind people being on his property if it's a nude love-in.

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-346: Smelly Hippies make Lrrrrr see things...psychadelic things.

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-347: When Hermes was 4 there was a hurricane in Kingston Town.

-348: Everyone was alright, though.

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-349: Hermes was once on the Jamaican Olympic Limbo team.

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-350: Morgan Proctor should have known the PE crew would go to the Central Bureaucracy.

-351: And she did know.

-352: And that's why she went there.

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-353: Fry doesn't like Gunter.

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-353: They kept the regulation book gray.

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-354: Bureaucrat 1.0 flies a plane inside the Central Bureaucracy that's built out of a desk.

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-355: Bureaucrat 1.0 doesn't like to be quoted regulations.

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-356: For outsiders, the only way to find the sorting room in the Central Bureaucracy is to follow the tubes.

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-357: Grade 20s know where Central Filing is.

-358: They cant tell anyone where it is, though.

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-359: What do they look like, Grade 16's?

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-360: Even those of the higher bureaucratic grades (I cant remember what grade the floating ball bureaucrat is - sue me) can be found asleep on the job.

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-361: He's Bender baby!

-362: Please insert liquor!

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If you haven't watched the BWABB trailer watch it before reading this. Seriously go!

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-363: They aren't tenticles, they're genticals!

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-364: I am Bender, please insert girder!

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Another BWABB one folks.

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-365: Robots don't go to heaven