DJ Spider Man
Crustacean
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Fry: (airplane crash sounds) eeeeeaaaaaahhhhrrrrrr, pooooffffff!!!
Leela: Fry, I told you to stop eating brownies you buy on the streets.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: So, in the future, killer bees are invisible? Leela: Yes, but we don't call them "killer bees" anymore. The correct term is either "Africanized honey bees" or "African-American bees".
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo...
Leela: Fry, I never heard of this Micheal Jackson and he doesn't "turn me on" as you people used to say.
Fry: Ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo...
Leela: I think you've had enough Slurm & vodkas for tonight.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #88 on: 05-15-2008 21:23 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2008 21:23 »
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JDB
Professor
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Guy in Background: Oh great, he's started the impressions again. Well that's the next 4 hours of my night gone.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Originally posted by hobbitboy: Originally posted by Sine Wave: Unfortunately, not even Fry's forced attempts at merriness could overcome the worst in the line of "300" holiday specials since "It's the Easter Beagle, Leonidas!" Huh? I don't get it. Look at the banners at the top of the screen. They look like "Happy New Year 300".
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Who be sending me a Certified Flush?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: [off-screen] Hey, Leela, hurry up! My back teeth are floating! Leela: [loudly] Just a minute, Fry...! [under breath] But how will I explain I used his last love note as toilet paper...? And shouldn't that be underpanties?
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela (Voice-over): Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit is fading away and the suppositories have yet to melt. I am no longer constipated. I fantasize about massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: This belongs with the other crap.
Zoidberg:(off-screen) Has anyone seen my journal entries?
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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(Pah! Did nobody get my Trainspotting reference!?)
Guy: Here, try some of this Peace & Serenity brand chapstick. Not only will it moisten and protect your lips, it'll also keep them sealed shut so I don't have to hear you yammer on about being an orphen!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Adalai: Are you blind yet?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Adalai: ...And that's why you don't want to charge your cell phone in the antimatter furnace's cigarette lighter.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Adlai: My God your retina's the size of a drive-in movie screen.
Leela: That's why I can see in the police band.
Adlai: OK, the exam's over and it didn't hurt a bit.
Leela: Uh-uh...
Adlai: So you can let go of my balls...
Leela: Uh? Oh! Sorry handsome, single doctor.
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