hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #160 on: 05-28-2008 07:46 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2008 07:46 »
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Originally posted by LayZ341:
No matter how many channels he tried, all Fry could find was some boring 'professor' show.
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LayZ341
Professor
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I'm leaving town for a while, so Torgo wins.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Human Bender: Choke on 'em! cho-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke onnnnn 'em....!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Meaty Bender: Must - play - "Freebird"!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Stop it, you jerks! I got a Constitutional right to bear these things.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "Put me down!"
Leela: "Sorry but you've had enough DDR for one night."
Fry: "My God, his legs, they're still going!"
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Bender: If you guys don't let go right now, I'm gonna kick Leela in the... Leela: Back to Physiology Class with you! Bender: LET ME GO!!!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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In an extremely odd coincidence, that was the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw the grab (so to speak), hobboy.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zoidberg, Hello you! I'd like a large bucket of squid eggs and a diet Slurm, please!
Teen Robot: That'll be $1.99, sir.
Zoidberg: Wha-a-a-a-a-a-t? [flies through tube while exclaiming "whoop-whoop-whoop"]
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: Yo yo, I'd like two fish sandwiches with mayonnaise, With that extra-crispy crust on those cod fillets They're a tasty seafood snack that puts me in a craze. I'll keep 'em in my crop; they'll keep me fed for days.
Now, I'm contemplatin' beverages to wash it all down, and I'm dizzy in a tizzy over fizzy and brown. I'm tired of cola wars. I'm tired of bein' their clown. I'm think it when I'm drink it, "Slurm is wearin' the crown."
I want a large order of fries, make 'em extra salty And a small vanilla milkshake, not so malty. Now I'm looking at your display, and it seems faulty. There's no way that the bottom line should be so paltry.
Cashier: Uh, could you repeat that?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "Can't stop now I've got real food to eat."
Cashier: "Sir it's a felony to taunt the box."
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Seymour_My_Hero
Professor
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(Again, I got nothing.)
Zoidberg: Sir, I seem to be having some trouble reading your menu. It's all scribbles.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Damn, Dr. T took my idea.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Sorry, I had just finished watching Rhett and Link's healthy rap on YouTube, and the irony just killed me.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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The winner is Zed 85.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Robot: AMEN!
Leela: Wow. That Rev. Lite Bright is pretty extreme. I can't believe he's justifying the whole Y2K scare.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zoidberg: [thinking] Wow, Amy has a big, purple breath mint on her head! [smacks tendrils]
Amy: [thinking] ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...!
Leela: [thinking] ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...!
Fry: [thinking] I wonder if this place has a lost & found. I miss my old jacket...
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: (thinking) "Fry's halfway through his first solidarity sercive and he hasn't made a fool out of himself yet. I'm impressed."
Fry: (thinking) "I wonder when the orgy's gonna start."
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