NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Hey DrThunder88, we're all waiting on a new screencap.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: I told you that the warranty was only good for a hundred thousand light-years.
Amy: I thought that meant they only had to have one-third the calories of a regular year.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Salesman: Check out the eyeball freak in the showroom...!
Exploding Eddie: [lecherous] I'm too busy checking out her ass...
Salesman: What, you have Meatbag Fever?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Amy, you should be ashamed.
Victor: ...so when we're done testing the back seat the dumb broad wants to know how much you want to you throw me in with the deal. Ha, ha, ha...
Exploding Eddie: I'm listening.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Salesman: Get a look at the caliente fondos on those muy queridos.
Malfunctioning Eddie: The one in pink is all over that car! I love girl-on-girl action!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "You said we'd do what if they brought the price down!?!"
Victor: "Victor's going to double his trouble tonight."
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LayZ341
Professor
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Victor: The one in the pink actually fell for the "Test Drive" line.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Victor: They're not particularly interested in leasing a car, but I think I can convince them into a nice, profitable, low-mileage one. Eddie: Why must you always choose the path of lease resistance?
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Tornadoboy
Bending Unit
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Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, JBERGES. In a close second, coldangel, with whom I sympathize because nobody gets his references. Nobody got my Spaced reference in my last entry, either.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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I don't want your damn sympathy - just your wallet.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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horse - whores. I think. Could be wrong. Mine was better.
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LayZ341
Professor
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LaBarbera: Oh Lord, why did they allow professional eating contests in the Olympics?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Labarbara: Husband, I don't think we can win this pink-belly competition...
Hermes: Dammit, woman, get to slapping!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Labarbra: Oh husband! I told you NASCAR wasn't ready for a limboing pit mechanic.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes: "Did anybody get the lisence number of that segway?"
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: Now, on page 26 of the script...
Farnsworth: Oh, fuff, I memorized the entire thing last night! After you say your line, I'm supposed to ask you to chow down on my well-scrubbed metallic heinie!
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km73
Space Pope
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Originally posted by JBERGES: Professor of European football relations, I assume?
Oh, that's awesome. Considering the one I came up with is pretty much an in-joke understood by exactly one member of this board, yours is probably better. ---- Professor: No Fry, I can fall asleep just fine without you reading me a bedtime story.
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