1000 Things to Learn

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212: Bender can continue to function, even with a hole drilled in his head & a brand new "axehole".

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211: Smoking, drinking, commiting crimes and violence make you cool..

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210: people be convinced to kill if told their enemies think they look like dorks

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209: If Bender cuts off "little Bender", everyone around him gets better TV reception.

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208: Leela keeps a french horn on the bridge for some reason.

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207: Zapp Branigan suffers from a very Sexy learning disorder - Sexlexia

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206: don;t be a Zoidberg!!!!!!!!!!!

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205: Raith Sienar is aparently jewish.

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204: Don't upgrade the Planet Express Ship's software; the ship will start talking like Sigourney Weaver...

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203: Whether they're waves or particles, photons go down smooth

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202: Melllvar thinks he's the most knowlegeable Star Trek fan, but could only manage 300 points on Ambassador Sarek's Trivia Challenge.

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201: When Leonard Nimoy directed Star Trek IV he got a magnificent performance out of Willam Shatner because he respected him so much.

200: When Shatner directed Star Trek V he got a magnificent performance from himself because he respected himself so much.

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199: On the planet Omega 3, when Bender asked "Can those who hate Star Trek leave", Chekov showed he hated his own show by saying "Good Question!"

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198: Amy can speak Yeti

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197: George Takei doesn't know Karate, and considers anyone asking him if he does to be offensive.

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196: Robots don't like puppies, but they'll still accept flowers from their sweetie

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195: Bender is in possesion of Charlemagne's corpse.

194: He also has John Larroquette's spine and the skulls of most of the Mousekiteers.

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193: Bender believes that singing XMAS carols to someone permits him to loot their apartment & steal their stuff.

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192: 3 toed sloth's also live on ice planet Hoth

191: Hermes mother was fat, ugly, and promiscous

190: Victor eats dog food unless he sells a car

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189: KITT's windshield wipers were evil.

188: It didn't come up much in the story, though.

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187: Captain Muskee is in the best physical shape of any previous PE crew members, and he has a great sense of humor to back it up

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186: Even though Bender's body needs to be fueled daily by drinking "nutritious alcohol", his head can remain buried in the sand for 1,000 years & still be operating.

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185: Bender's eyes show what funtion his internal cassette player is performing.

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184: Planet Express Ship's brain is a "Carbonated Logic Matrix".

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183: Chanuakh Zobime flys a Tie Fighter

182: The Universe ends right after DogDoo 7

181: Robot elders are incompetent

180: Women from Planet Amazonia no can dunk but good fundamentals

179: The Vice President of the US is responsible for protecting the Space-Time Continuum

178: Hands can be made in a hour.... but they need to be broken in.

177: If a warning label is big you know its gotta be fun

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176: If you're looking for a thrill, try "riding a T-Rex".  But, be warned; it's a kids ride.

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175: Keep your palms flat.

174: Blowing up planet's is considered "hum-drum".

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173: Moon mountains of stinky garbage include Bart Simpson dolls.

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172: Leela prefers the NFC to the AFC.

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171: Zapp Brannigan prefers to wear his DOOP uniform shirt as a complete uniform; Kif can attest to this.

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170: The Colone's secret recipe is chicken grease and salt

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169: $5 will get you a lapdance from a stripperbot, whether you're a robot or a human.

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168: Only a total perv is into exhaust fans

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167: Never ask Morbo to flash; don't know what's there, but it'll make you shriek in horror.

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166: In the future Boy Scouts are issued Scuds.

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165: Bender likes to wear scarves or sweaters for no reason; he thinks it shows off his "great fashion sense".

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164: Flexo was sent to a South American Turkish prison.

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163: In the future, you don't have to pay income taxes...as long as you spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.

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162: "Cop Department" is real. The people you see are not actors. Most of them aren't even people.

161: If Fry ever wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again.

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160: Bender's audition for "All My Circuits" was really the time he took those hostages on "Cops"; Calculon thought he was "good".