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Futurama Llama

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« #200 : 02-16-2008 21:05 »
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A: Aww, hex no.

Q: Who will move above the moles above the humans?


TOTP, babee!
Frisco17

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« #201 : 02-17-2008 17:28 »

A: The mutants, after their revolution.

Q: Who leads the mutant revolt?
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #202 : 02-17-2008 19:28 »

A: The "four more years" guy. Who else?

Q: When did PE find out their company structure sucked?
tyraniak

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« #203 : 02-17-2008 23:40 »

A: When they got endorsed by the KKKK (Ku-Klux Kangaroo Klan)

Q: What's the biggest controversy surrounding the KKKK?
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #204 : 02-18-2008 05:38 »

A: The murder of countless koala bears.

Q: Why would the KKKK kill these bears?
tyraniak

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« #205 : 02-18-2008 12:20 »

A: Because the Koalas and kangaroos were battling for the domain name kkkk.com for years

Q: who would eventually win this battle?
Frisco17

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« #206 : 02-18-2008 20:37 »

A: The kangaroos, through their incredible boxing skills.

Q: Why did the KKKK endorse Planet Express?
FryBender4

Bending Unit
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« #207 : 02-19-2008 16:39 »

A: so they could get more kangaroos

Q: why is the planet express so popular
DJ Spider Man

Crustacean
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« #208 : 02-19-2008 18:53 »

A: Because their crew are all top-notch, and are willing to endanger themselves at low, low prices.

Q: Do that top-notch crew ever get or even deserve raises?
Frisco17

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« #209 : 02-19-2008 18:58 »

A: No

Q: Why not?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #210 : 02-20-2008 00:47 »

A: Because the Professor's a cheap bastard

Q: What does captain Muskee do for a living now?
Frisco17

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« #211 : 02-20-2008 20:03 »

A: He is a charted acountant.

Q: How did he get that job?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #212 : 02-21-2008 00:20 »

A: His great sense of humor

Q: Are there any other previous crew members even less alive than Muskee?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #213 : 02-21-2008 11:18 »

A:  Nope. The others have all be eaten by the space wasp.


Q:  How come Bender never rips on Fry about having red hair? 
tyraniak

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« #214 : 02-21-2008 12:06 »

A: Bender has a thing for redheads

Q: What type of hair does Bender hate?
Frisco17

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« #215 : 02-21-2008 20:46 »

A: Dirty-blonde.

Q: Why does he hate it?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #216 : 02-22-2008 00:02 »

A: Because a dirty-blonde hooker bot broke his heart

Q: What's Zapp's favorite hairstyle?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #217 : 02-22-2008 00:25 »

A: Pony tail like Leela's.

Q: Which of Zapps pick up lines has had the most success with the ladies?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #218 : 02-22-2008 12:05 »

A: Here's some money, can I see you naked (only works on strippers and prostitutes)

Q: What's Benders's pick up line?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #219 : 02-22-2008 12:23 »

A: He doesn't need one.

Q: If Bender needed on what would it be?
DJ Spider Man

Crustacean
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« #220 : 02-23-2008 14:36 »

A: "Hey baby, wanna bite my shiny metal [bleep]?", or "Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

Q: Who or what would bender need to pick up anyway?
tyraniak

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« #221 : 02-23-2008 16:33 »

A: Cheap floozy-bots, or rich older female robots he could scam in order to pay for more cheap floozy-bots

Q: What does farnsworth look for in a rpmantic partner?
Frisco17

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« #222 : 02-23-2008 20:22 »

A: Morbid obesity. "We're trapped my sweet hippopotomus."

Q: What ever happened to his girlfriend from 300BB?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #223 : 02-23-2008 20:49 »

A: She died.

Q: How did she die?

Yo DJ Spider Man you don't need to censor your self.
bend_her

Professor
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« #224 : 02-24-2008 01:14 »

A: She got stuck in an elevator.

Q: What would Bender choose: one 300-dollar hookerbot or 300 one-dollar hookerbots?
Frisco17

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« #225 : 02-24-2008 19:58 »
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A: 300 $1 hookerbots.

Q: Why?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #226 : 02-24-2008 20:09 »

A: Because he would get more action.

Q: What is the difference between $1 hooker-bots and $300 Hooker-bots.
Frisco17

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« #227 : 02-24-2008 20:25 »
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A: $300 hookerbots use high speed USB 2.0 ports.

A: What do $1 hookerbots use.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #228 : 02-24-2008 21:47 »

A: A used collecovision

Q: What is the most popular video game system in the 31st century?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« #229 : 03-06-2008 13:38 »

A: The Nintendu Vii, with it's special *WIRED* controller, heralded as a modern breakthrough over traditional wireless controllers!

Q: Why did McDonalds purchase Pluto? (i.e. McPluto)
Frisco17

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« #230 : 03-06-2008 18:41 »

A: They don't have to pay taxes because it's technically not a planet.

Q: Is there anything else interesting on Pluto?
bend_her

Professor
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« #231 : 03-07-2008 02:18 »

A: You mean except the armed penguins? No.

Q: What do theoretical physicists do in the 30th century?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #232 : 03-07-2008 04:07 »

A: The same thing they did in the 21st Century, but there's much less to theorize about.

Q: How did Lrrrr meet Nndnndnnd?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #233 : 03-07-2008 13:36 »

A: On Elimidate

Q: Who were the other contestants?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #234 : 03-07-2008 15:54 »

A: Katrina, Xanfor & The Being of Inconceivable Horror.

Q: How can Bender be made of 30% Iron, 30% Nickel, 30% Platinum & 30% Zinc?
Frisco17

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« #235 : 03-07-2008 21:13 »

A: In the 31st century percentages go up to 247% instead of 100%.

Q: Why?
km73

Space Pope
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« #236 : 03-07-2008 22:08 »

A: So that Bender can fit 246% of every conceivable thing in his chest cabinet.

Q: How did everyone on All My Circuits get amnesia?
tyraniak

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« #237 : 03-07-2008 23:48 »

A: I don't remember

Q: How fast is regular Gonzalez?
DJ Spider Man

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« #238 : 03-08-2008 10:53 »

A: Not as fast as Speedy Gonzalez, but faster than a regular Rodriguez.

Q: How fast is the speed of light, now that scientists increased it?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #239 : 03-08-2008 15:54 »

A: Twice as fast as Speedy Gonzalez

Q: How did scientists determine speedy Gonzalez's exact speed?
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