"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #280 on:]

A: No, they were all killed in the year 2461, with the second coming of Jesus.

Q: Do they still drink beer on St. Patrick's Day in the 31st century?

[Reply #281 on:]

A: Yes but it isn't the main drinking holiday anymore.

Q: What is?

[Reply #282 on:]

A: Mother's day.  In celebration of Mom's birthday, all robots are required to recharge their batteries by drinking as much nutritious alcohol as possible.

Q: What other drinking holidays are there?

[Reply #283 on:]

A: President's day

Q: Which president is the biggest drinker?

[Reply #284 on:]

A: George Washington.

Q: Why is he the biggest drinker out of all the presidents?

[Reply #285 on:]

A: Because the two Grover Clevelands went off the bottle.

Q: Why is Hermes so uptight if he "lights things up" all the time?

[Reply #286 on:]

A: Because, like "lighting things up", it's an "old Jamaican tradition".

Q: What other "old Jamaican traditions" are there?

[Reply #287 on:]

A:  Eating cool beans and collard greens is one of them. 


Q:  Would Bender get along with Crow (from MST3K)?

[Reply #288 on:]

A: No, Bender doesn't play well with others.

Q: Who might Bender get along with?

[Reply #289 on:]

A: Himself, Fry, Flexo and to a lesser extent Leela.

Q: Who can Hermes get along with.

[Reply #290 on:]

A: LaBarbara, Dwight and various Beuracrats.

Q: What beauracrats does Hermes get along with?

[Reply #291 on:]

A: Ganja-cratbot (Bureaucratic level 31)

Q: What other robots are bureaucrats?

[Reply #292 on:]

A: Stamp-o-matic, filotron, and shredderbot

Q: What's Morgon Proctor up to now?

[Reply #293 on:]

A: After being dismissed from the Central Bureaucracy, she got a job as a medical assistant in a proctologist's office.

Q: Why was she dismissed?

[Reply #294 on:]

A: Repeated stamping failures.

Q: How is she qualified to be a medical assistant?

[Reply #295 on:]

A: Because she's so anal & as a bureaucrat made everyone bend over for her.

Q: What else is Morgan Proctor qualified to do?

[Reply #296 on:]

A: Stamp peoples asses for money

Q: how much money does she make as an ass stamper?

[Reply #297 on:]

A: Less than Zoidberg makes at Planet Express.

Q: How much money DOES Zoidberg make at Planet Express?

[Reply #298 on:]

A: Not enough to be able to afford turkey dogs on a regular basis.

Q: Apart from turkeys and, of course, dogs, what is the main ingredient in turkey dogs?

[Reply #299 on:]

A: Soylent Green; IT'S PEOPLE!

Q: What other things does Zoidberg want (but can't come close to being able to afford)?

[Reply #300 on:]

A: Love, friendship, a home, respect

Q: will he ever get any or all of these things?

[Reply #301 on:]

A: Friendship yes, the rest not a chance in hell.

Q: Why is Zoidberg such a loser?

[Reply #302 on:]

A: Cause no-one will ever give him love, respect or a mortgage.

Q: What does Zoidberg spend his meagre income on?

[Reply #303 on:]

A: He's so trusting that he loses all his income each month to telemarketers.

Q: What SHOULD he spend his meager income on?

[Reply #304 on:]

A: He should invest it and buy some food.

Q: What should he invest in?

[Reply #305 on:]

A: Margins. Zoiby wanna buy on margins.

Q: What did Zoiby do before his "doctor" job at Planet Express?

[Reply #306 on:]

A: He was a doctor at a circus in Jersey City.

Q: Why did he change jobs?

[Reply #307 on:]

A: He was asked to leave, because the circus animals kept disappearing one by one.

Q: How did Zoidberg get his doctor's license?

[Reply #308 on:]

A: He found it...in a volcano

Q: How did Hermes get his beurocrat license

[Reply #309 on:]

A: He requisitioned it at the Central Bureaucracy...by filling out & filing the 19 forms in triplicate & making sure they were stamped correctly in all 37 places.

Q: How did Hermes end up at Planet Express?

[Reply #310 on:]

 A: And I come to the career chips story that has otherwise been lost. Or Hermes is evil and he wanted to take advantage of the proffessor and take over the company basically.

Q: the dirtiest question ever: how the hell do robots have sex?

[Reply #311 on:]

A: Any way they want; it's all about the CPU...

Q: What other "interesting" things can robots do?

[Reply #312 on:]

A: Kill all humans.

Q: Why don't they?

[Reply #313 on:]

A: Restraining bolt built into their CPU.

Q: What other special restraining mechanisms are built into robot CPU's?

[Reply #314 on:]

A: A program that makes them obey the 5 laws.

Q: What are the other 2?

[Reply #315 on:]

A: 4) It's illegal to not drink alcohol.
   5) Whoring it up with Floozybots is encouraged.

Q: Why were robots programmed with the 5 laws to begin with?

[Reply #316 on:]

A: So they don't forget to recharge and score.

Q: Who created the 5 laws?

[Reply #317 on:]

A: The President of Earth, after the Robot Insurrection of 2168.

Q: Why did the Robot Insurrection occur?

[Reply #318 on:]

A: Lug nut shortage.

Q: What stopped it?

[Reply #319 on:]

A: The invention of the Lugnut-tron.

Q: What other robots have stopped wars or conflicts?