"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #320 on:]

A: The multiple Lincoln personality robot saved every civil war in the universe

Q: What robots caused wars or conflicts?

[Reply #321 on:]

A: John Wilkes Boothbot, Ghengis Khanamatic & Xygnitron "The Tool Machine" of Omicron Persei 3, to name a few.

Q: Who is the most ruthless robot ever invented, and why?

[Reply #322 on:]

A: Ruthlesstron 8.2 because he was programmed to be ruthless.

Q: Is there any other way besides drinking alcohol and mineral oil that robots can recharge their fuel cells?

[Reply #323 on:]

A: In an emergency, any robot can simply plug into an electrical outlet & "Jack On".

Q: Why were robots created to run on Alcohol as their primary fuel source?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: So suppliers can sell more alcohol

Q: What was Frys favourite tv show in the 20th century besides star trek?

[Reply #325 on:]

A: For a while it was some kind of wood show. Til he got tired of it.

Q: What was the name of that show?

[Reply #326 on:]

A: He's not sure; he fell asleep 1/2 way through the episode & forgot to tape it.

Q: What other TV shows did Fry like watching (besides "Jenny Mcneal, Single Female Lawyer" )?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: He'll watch anything if it's on. But he loved "The World's Cheesiest Cheese" til it got all preachy.

Q: What is the first commandment in the Guttenburg Bible?

[Reply #328 on:]

A: Please initialize your reader CPU before proceeding.

Q: What religions are left in the year 3000?

[Reply #329 on:]

Q: Oprahism, Voodoo, Star Trek(banned) and The First Amalgamated Church.

A: Which is the most popular?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: The Church of Rick Astley

Q: Why is that church so popular?

[Reply #331 on:]

A: Because it's "never gonna give you, never gonna let you down..."

Q: Who are some of the popular entertainers in the 31st Century?

[Reply #332 on:]

A: Repeatotron, Quizzbot and Lytentertain-o-mat.

Q: Where does Hypno toad live?

[Reply #333 on:]

A: Everywhere and nowhere...

Q: Does Hypnotoad know how to drive?

[Reply #334 on:]

A: Yes, but he doesn't need to drive; he "convinces" taxi drivers to take him anywhere he wants, free of charge.

Q: What places does Hypnotoad have to get driven to?

[Reply #335 on:]

A: He will not tolerate take-outs, so he gets driven to his favourite restaurants.

Q: What are his favourite restaurants?

[Reply #336 on:]

A: KFC and Dennys

Q: What did Bender do with the Colonel's secret recipe?

[Reply #337 on:]

A: He wrote it down in the Guttenburg Bible. And also on a stone wall in southern England, and on Ozzy Ozborne's elbow, and he also saved it to his hard drive.

Q: Why did Bender go to southern England on one of his many trips back in time?

[Reply #338 on:]

A: To work on his fine "Brrrrritishhh" accent.

Q. Why would a robot in the 31st century need a British accent?

[Reply #339 on:]

A: Why not?

Q: Should Bender be allowed on TV?

[Reply #340 on:]

A:  Yes, definately! 


Q:  If Fry were in a coma, would Bender use him to get sympathy from girl robots? 

[Reply #341 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Would he get any sympathy?

[Reply #342 on:]

A: From a robot? Not a chance. But he'd still score.

Q: Why was Hedonismbot built?

[Reply #343 on:]

A: He'd like to tell you, but first you'll have to massage him with the "finest oils & creams".  And help Jomby cover him with chocolate icing.

Q: What job in society does Hedonismbot do?

[Reply #344 on:]

A: He fufills he hedonistic quotient.

Q: What is the hedonistic quotient?

[Reply #345 on:]

A: The ratio of enjoying a hedonistic lifestyle to living life free of fun.

Why is the hedonistic quotient even measured in the future?

[Reply #346 on:]

A: Because of the chaos caused during the hedonism drought of 2775.

Q: Why did a lack of hedonism cause such a problem?

[Reply #347 on:]

A: Because everyone became psychotic like in "The Shining; All work & no play make jack a dull boy..."

Q: To stop the psychosis, what kinds of hedonistic fun was encouraged?

[Reply #348 on:]

A: Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, absynth and ether. Also lies and videotape. All promoted by the newly built Hedonismbot.

Q: Are there any were-cars out there in the 31st century that weren't mentioned in The Honking? If so, who are they?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: Yes, there was Count Honkula, The Werecar of Notre Dame & Werebotenstein.

Q: Why weren't they mentioned in "The Honking"?

[Reply #350 on:]

A: They all live in well-guarded castles in Europe and will not allow themselves to be filmed.

Q: Who guards the castles of Europe's most infamous were-cars?

[Reply #351 on:]

A: Three robot copies of Richard Simmons.

Q: Who would make something that horrible?

[Reply #352 on:]

A: Someone who's playing a really sick joke on society.

Q: How does a Richard Simmonsbot guard a castle?

[Reply #353 on:]

A: They stand with their heads bowed and repel attacks using their springy hair.

Q: Who is the least popular robot celebrity download?

[Reply #354 on:]

A: Robot Zellwegger. No robot wants those fembot lumps

Q: Will there be the Head of Zach Braff by 3000?

[Reply #355 on:]

A: No, no one is interested in that.

Q: What other potential heads were rejected due to lack of interest or being unworthy?

[Reply #356 on:]

A: Jimmy Hill, but mainly because his chin wouldn't fit in the jar (FYI: he's an English football pundit with a very big chin). Also Brian Ferry and Chris De Burgh.

Q: How many owls are there in New New York?

[Reply #357 on:]

A: Over one thousand, and they're all currently living at Planet Express.

Q: How come Owls didn't die off like the Anchovy or the Pine Tree?

[Reply #358 on:]

A: That rotating head thing they've got going on helped them evade the Decapodians (Yes! They ate the pine trees as well).

Q: What else did the Decapodians eat when they arrived on Earth?

[Reply #359 on:]

A: Cows, apes, goats, sloats, sharks, dogs, cats & anything else they could get their claws on.  And guinea pigs.  They love guinea pigs...

Q: Why did Earth allow Decapodians to get established here if they ate every animal too slow to run/slither/swim/fly away?