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Frisco17

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« #160 : 02-03-2008 21:29 »
« : 02-03-2008 21:29 »

A: An annual pogs tounament.

Q: Who was last year's champion?
km73

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« #161 : 02-03-2008 21:33 »

A: If I knew what pogs was, I could answer that

Q: Would Morgan still like Fry if he were less dirty?
Frisco17

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« #162 : 02-03-2008 21:48 »

 
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A: If I knew what pogs was, I could answer that

Wow, I feel old now. Were the early 90s really that long ago.
SonicPanther

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« #163 : 02-03-2008 22:13 »

A: Probably not.

Q: What's Morgan up to nowadays (1000 years in the future)?
Bendersfan1221

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« #164 : 02-03-2008 22:14 »

A: She's still being detained.

Q: what will eventually happen to her?
SonicPanther

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« #165 : 02-03-2008 22:16 »
« : 02-03-2008 22:16 »

A: She will live for years and years, then eventually die in the 11/9/3101 terrorist attacks.

Q: What caused the attacks?

EDIT-I'm a Professor! -Thanks to a game thread. I feel all spammy.
Futurama Llama

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« #166 : 02-04-2008 16:26 »

Congrats, Sonic! Huzzahs are in order for the next four posts! (one for every star)

A: Morbo's space fleet finally came.

Q: What kept them so long?
Frisco17

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« #167 : 02-04-2008 19:31 »

A: They didn't have exact change at the Sirius toll booth.

Q: Why didn't the just destroy it?
tyraniak

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« #168 : 02-05-2008 00:18 »

A: Because they didn't want to piss of Toll Booth Willie

Q: How did Earth respond to Morbo's space fleet?
bend_her

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« #169 : 02-05-2008 09:37 »

A: They gave their defense codes away to a poorly disguised enemy named "Woo Man"

Q: What was Morbo's fleet after?
Futurama Llama

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« #170 : 02-05-2008 18:25 »

A: The pathetic human's atomic stockpiles.

Q: Why were they after the atomic stockpiles?
Frisco17

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« #171 : 02-05-2008 19:45 »

A: They needed them to power the reactors of their giant easybake ovens.

Q: Why do they have giant easybake ovens?
DJ Spider Man

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« #172 : 02-05-2008 20:18 »

A: To feed their children, who are belligerent and numerous.

Q: What is a belligerent child's favorite baked good?
Futurama Llama

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« #173 : 02-06-2008 16:13 »
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A: Something tasty and satisfying to their belligerent stomachs-- cream cheese danishes.

Q: Why does the sun shine?
Frisco17

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« #174 : 02-06-2008 20:06 »

A: Because the mighty sun god needs to keep people away while he builds his undead army.

Q: What does he want an undead army for?
Futurama Llama

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« #175 : 02-07-2008 18:08 »

A: To rape the land of all of its plentiful goodness.

Q: Why would he want to do this??
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« #176 : 02-07-2008 18:38 »

A: So he would have the resources to make his army even bigger.

Q: Will he actually get away with any of it?
tyraniak

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« #177 : 02-10-2008 14:18 »

A: NEVERS!!

Q: If Judge Whitey is so rich, why does he like eating turkey dogs and ham with mayonaise?
Bendersfan1221

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« #178 : 02-10-2008 17:47 »

A: Because he thinks the food will make him appear less rich.

Q: Do they?
Frisco17

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« #179 : 02-10-2008 20:00 »

A: Not really.

Q: Why does he want to look less rich?
tyraniak

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« #180 : 02-10-2008 22:17 »

A: So he can have sex with homeless women

Q: Does this work?
Frisco17

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« #181 : 02-12-2008 20:25 »

A: No.

Q: Why not?
Bendersfan1221

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« #182 : 02-12-2008 20:35 »

A: Who knows?

Q: Why wouldn't it work?
tyraniak

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« #183 : 02-12-2008 23:49 »

A: Because

Q: Because why?
Frisco17

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« #184 : 02-13-2008 19:32 »

Wow we're not even trying anymore.

A: Because he isn't a very convincing poor person.

Q: Why did Judge Whitey become a judge?
tyraniak

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« #185 : 02-14-2008 00:15 »

A: Because he could arrest homeless males, thus increasing his chance of sleeping with homeless women

Q: Why does Sarge like to eat off a toilet?
FryBender4

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« #186 : 02-14-2008 06:26 »

A: he feels like Elvis and feels comfterbale

Q: Why was Lars smarter than Fry
DJ Spider Man

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« #187 : 02-14-2008 14:04 »

A: He wasn't, he was just more mature.

Q: Will Fry ever be mature enough for Leela, or should she get over herself and just settle already?
Frisco17

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« #188 : 02-14-2008 19:37 »

A: Yes he will and is on his way there already. Much faster then Lars I might add.

Q: Why was Bender enjoying his time buried in New Mexico?
tyraniak

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« #189 : 02-14-2008 19:42 »

A: He liked listenning to the conversations of the underground mole people

Q: What do the mole people like to talk about?
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« #190 : 02-14-2008 19:50 »

A: All the exciting new developments in the world of shovels.

Q: Who is their leader?
tyraniak

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« #191 : 02-14-2008 22:32 »

A: Hans Moleman

Q: do any societies live below the mole people?
Bendersfan1221

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« #192 : 02-15-2008 05:48 »

A: No they are the lowest level.

Q: Who is above them?
PazuzuJr

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« #193 : 02-15-2008 11:17 »

A: The star nosed mole people

Q: And above them is..?
tyraniak

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« #194 : 02-15-2008 12:57 »

A: The hideous above ground city dwellers, also known as humans

Q: Are there any societies above us?
PazuzuJr

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« #195 : 02-15-2008 15:02 »

A: not at the moment but in the future the moles will get their revenge and move above us.

Q: when will this happen?
Bendersfan1221

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« #196 : 02-15-2008 15:29 »

A: In a 1000 years.

Q: Why so long?
Frisco17

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« #197 : 02-15-2008 21:34 »

A: Becuase Moleman can't more very fast.

Q: How will they do it?
PazuzuJr

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« #198 : 02-16-2008 05:56 »

A: Form alloys with the star nosed moles

Q: How will the star-nosed moles help?
FryBender4

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« #199 : 02-16-2008 08:46 »

A: they will kill all enemies

Q: is Fry ready to get married
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