"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #80 on:]

A: he would be far less predictable and not as pleasant to be around

Q: what if Bender was a hamster?

[Reply #81 on:]

A: I dunno, but he'd probably be doing something like this:



Q: If Bender were a hamster, what would he ask people to bite?

[Reply #82 on:]

A: Probably  "bite my colourful fury ass"

Q: Who would want to bite Bender's ass anyway?

[Reply #83 on:]

A: Marv Albert

Q: Will Marv Albert ever get that opportunity?

[Reply #84 on:]

A: No

Q:How old is Bender?

[Reply #85 on:]

Nice picture bend_her! "It's not stupid, it's advanced."

A: Body: 4, Head: 1004.

Q: Where in Mexico was Bender built?

[Reply #86 on:]

A: the bad part of Tijana.

Q: why are people asking question that have to do with stuff that's been said on the TV show?

[Reply #87 on:]

Frisco, I watched The Nightmare Begins again and I mimed that exact same line 

A: 'Cuz they're bored?

Q: Name a popular sci-fi topic in the year 3000.

[Reply #88 on:]

A: An alien race abandoning its colony on Earth to return to the stars and leave the human race all alone.

Q: What do Zapp Brannigan's parents think of their son?

[Reply #89 on:]

A: they Hate him

Q: if Fry were a cyclops would he still be benders Friend??

[Reply #90 on:]

A: Only if bender wasn't the reason he became a cyclops

Q: If Leela had 7 eyes, what would fry think of her?

[Reply #91 on:]

A: 7x as much of her

Q: If Fry was a cyclops, would Leela go out with him?

[Reply #92 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why wouldn't she?

[Reply #93 on:]

A. Because he would still be immature

Q. Why doesn't he be more mature to win leela's heart?

[Reply #94 on:]

A: Because you can't just make yourself more mature.

Q: Will Leela be interested in Fry now that he does seem more mature?

[Reply #95 on:]

A: Only the hairdresser knows for sure.....or the writers.

Q: What ever happened to the Zookeeper?

[Reply #96 on:]

A: He got a new job.

Q: What is his new job?

[Reply #97 on:]

A: hairdresser

Q: what job does Calculon have??

[Reply #98 on:]

A: He's an acting robot.

Q: Why did the Zookeeper become a hair dresser?

[Reply #99 on:]

A: He had the urge, and searching for lice in gorilla fur was just not satisfying enough.

Q: Who are Bender and Fry's neighbours at Robot Arms?

[Reply #100 on:]

A: Johnny Five and Awesom-o 4000 Five?

Q: What does Bender think about Johnny

[Reply #101 on:]

A: he wanted to murder him

Q:Why does Bender drink

[Reply #102 on:]

A: For God's sake... TO FUEL HIS POWER CELLS! Weren't you paying attention??

Q: What was FryBender4 doing when that piece of information was supplied at the very beginning of the series?

[Reply #103 on:]

A: He probably wasn't born yet.

Q: Why does Bender want to kill Johnny?

[Reply #104 on:]

A: Overloading his power cells.

Q: What do people look like in the Leprechaun Universe?

[Reply #105 on:]

A: Leprechauns.

Q: Duh?

[Reply #106 on:]

A: Just making sure.

Q: Has Leela ever gotten a ticket for any of the PE-Ship-in-a-parking-lot shots we've seen?

p.s. I'm bad at making questions.

[Reply #107 on:]

NOOO, I was just going to answer "leprechauns with rainbow beards"...sorry...

A: Yes, but they just come out of Zoidberg's salary

Q: What would Calculon do if All My Circuits got canceled?

[Reply #108 on:]

A: He would become an actor.

Q: Why an actor?

[Reply #109 on:]

A: Robo-dancing with the Stars

Q: Will Dwight be a bureaucrat when he grows up?

[Reply #110 on:]

A: No, he will be a game show host.

Q: What's Cowboy Universe Bender's problem?

[Reply #111 on:]

i knew he used beer to  power his brain cells just wanted to see what anyone would put

A: No one like him

Q: Why does Flexo have a beard

[Reply #112 on:]

A. It makes him look cool

Q. what does bender do to look cool?

[Reply #113 on:]

A:  Smokes! 

Q:  What if Roger's (from American Dad) planet invaded Earth on Futurama? 

[Reply #114 on:]

A. Smoke, drink and steal stuff.

Q. What happened to Craterface?

[Reply #115 on:]

A: He was last seen working as a High School mascot on Eris.

Q: How did he lose his job at Luna Park?

[Reply #116 on:]

A: They wanted a mascot that could change phases.

Q: Who got the job?

[Reply #117 on:]

A: Farnsworth.....

Q: Will Zoidberg ever get to Use his male jelly

[Reply #118 on:]

A: Only on toast

Q: why does the whale biologist hate whales?

[Reply #119 on:]

A :one ate his hair

Q: why did the bank not accept Zoidberg's credit card