It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[#560 :]

Fry: All I'm saying is that if women really wanted men to treat them romantically, then they'd make romantic comedies with more explosions, right Professor?

Leela: Fry, first of all, I'm not going to go on a date with you. Second of all, if I were going to go on a date with you, it would not be at the stock car track.

[#561 :]

Fry: Leela, I think you should have the honor of trying the Professor's new teleporter first.

Leela: Hmmm.

Prof: Actually Hermes was the first.

Fry: How'd he do?

Prof: You're holding him.

[#562 :]

 

Originally posted by LayZ341:

Leela: Fry, listen to me, your constant nagging isn't going to make me kiss you.

Fry: It worked on the Hamster.

Leela: You kissed a hamster?

Fry: Well it was mostly Zoidberg's idea. 

[#563 :]

Fry: In one hand I have an ordinary candy heart that I will magically transport to the other hand.  Now pay attention, Leela, the hand is quicker than the...um...eye?

[#564 :]

Come on, now who doesn't like a little ass grabbing? Take it Tastes Like Fry

[#565 :]

[Fry] Yayay! Alright! [/Fry]

[#566 :]

Leela: Fry, why are you unzipping your pants?
Fry: We're married now, so I thought we could...
Leela: Not now you idiot!
Fry: I guess its true, once you get married you won't be having sex anymore.

[#567 :]

Fry: Can't your parents move in after the honeymoon?

[#568 :]

Fry couldn't understand it. Leela had loved the candy heart vanishing trick, but he does this and now she was angry?

Perhaps he shouldn't have done the vanishing engagement ring trick...

[#569 :]

Fry: Before we go through with this, I need to know if you're really a man.  I promise, it won't change the way I feel about you...only the way we have sex.

[#570 :]

((I need more captions to judge!))

[#571 :]

Preacher bot: ...And do you Phillip J Fry take Turranga Leela to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Fry: ........(thinking)

Leela: Fry your supposed to say 'I do'

Fry: Ohhh, oh yeah! Leela does

Leela ...Oh lord

[#572 :]

Leela:Fry I dont care how adorable your hand puppet is, I'm not going to let it "explore" my bra.

Fry:---Sigh---

[#573 :]

Go futz! You won!

->Honourable mentions to Dave B and Xanfor for keeping it clean!

[#574 :]

[#575 :]

Robot: 011010110110100101110010011010110111001001110101011011000110010101110011

Zoidberg: Shut up! I can't hear the annoying person at the front.

[#576 :]

 

Originally posted by Tastes Like Fry:
Go futz! You won!

->Honourable mentions to Dave B and Xanfor for keeping it clean!

Why thank you, I was thinking the exact same thing.... what is this world coming to!      

[#577 :]

Zoidberg(Thinking) Mmmm...Amy's hat looks tasty...maybe it'd go good with a bit of salt?

Amy (thinking) Maybe I can hook up with the handsome guy in front of me after this religious thing. Maybe we could get coffee...

Leela (thinking) I hope this stupid robot gets his leg out of my mouth before I punch him in the electrical curcuits...

Fry (thinking) Oh! Someone stuck a Skittle on the wall!

[#578 :]

Zoidberg: Oh look! A Robut!
Amy: Blug! I think I left the fridge running.
Fry: Ooh, shiny.
Leela: (thinking) Just great, I'm surrounded by idiots.

[#579 :]

Robot: I admit it!  I broke the law.  It was I who allowed, through my inaction, harm to come to a human!
Fry: That's a crime?
Leela: Not for humans...at least, not in this city.

[#580 :]

I'll call this one tomorrow AM if there are no more entries.

[#581 :]

C'mon, folks! We need more funny entries! 5 really isn't enough.

[#582 :]

Just FYI, there was an actual message in that binary. Did anyone bother to translate it?

[#583 :]

Of course. I'm supporting you because of it. 

Spock rules too!

[#584 :]

Far too many wicked heathens out there brothers and sisters.

[#585 :]

Just FYI, Xanfor, I didn't mean that Kirk. My name is Kirk. Named after the Kirk you were thinking about. There's some trivia for ya.

[#586 :]

KitKat wins.

[#587 :]

Nice one Kit Kat I though your's was good too 

[#588 :]

Swish! Thanks Dave 
Anyways, here it is:

[#589 :]

Wow... I never ealized how Leela looks in that grab... No wonder Fry's staring...

All the professor needed was a few more moments, a few more moments, yes, before his new Eta-Ray glasses burnt Fry to a crisp. A tasty crisp, oh my yes, but a crispy crisp nonetheless. Leela was there trying to mke him fell better, oh yes, and Hermes was watching obliviously. They had no idea, none at all, oh my, oh dear, oh whee...

Leela: When I give the signal, turn around and punch him.

(Fry and Hermes nod)


@HGB: My name's Fry. Seriously. No kidding.

[#590 :]

Leela: You guys and Amy should only use the baby oil in a carpeted room.

[#591 :]

C'mon, people! I need more responses than this if I'm going to make a decision-I'm sure there are script writers out there somewhere. Show your talent, dammit! 

[#592 :]

FRY: [whispering] Why is everyone looking at me weirdly?
LEELA: [whispering] Your fly's undone.

[#593 :]

Leela: Oh my God, what happend to you guys?!!
Fry: Well, we just finished watching "Cool Runnings" and then we got the idea to take the bathtub to the top of the mountain. We would have had a better time if it wasn't for all those damn trees in our way.
Leela: Well its not as bad as when you guys watched "Striptease".
Fry: Hey, I made $16 that weekend!

[#594 :]

That's still not enough! I need at least 2 more to decide, please!

[#595 :]

Leela: I thought i told you two NOT to steal candy from a baby.

[#596 :]

Hermes: Fry... Next time I drive!

[#597 :]

Leela: It's all right, Fry.  Not everyone can build a snowman his first time.


(Best I can do...creative juices dangerously low...

And futz, that is the DIRTIEST caption yet, I think!    )

[#598 :]

Leela: Don't worry, Fry. That fat lady won't be stripping for you anymore.

Fry Ah it's OK. It's not like the only fat lady there is.

Hermes: Fry, mon! Why not leela? She's perfect for you!

[#599 :]

I should have added sound effects to lessen the tragety.