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Crash_7

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Leela: Ok. The owner's manual says to close one eye and look through the scope. Hey! Where'd my gun go???
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KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
 
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Leela: (thinking) Alright. Just kill thrm. The moms, dads, babies...oh...they're so fluffy...No no. I have to do this. Remember the Furbie you burned. It was fluffy and cute too. Just, aim and...FIRE!" *sobs* (Running into line of sight) Zapp: Well, hello, Leela. I see you have dressed appropriately to feel my ice cold hands against your...Uh oh." BOOM!  Muahahaha!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Nothing like grabbing the old rifle and plinking some worthless tin cans...Hey, Bender, hold still a minute!
Crash used my original joke.
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futz
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Bot: Hello there thailer. Did your thip just arrive in port?
Fry: Hmm? Yaaah! I mean no thanks, er no, no I'm in the Air Force, don't fly that way - you know. Bye!
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H. G. Blob

Professor

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Robot: Sir, when the ATM says "Insert PIN" it means your PIN number not your USB drive.
Fry: Oh, right.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Robot: Even if I were a U.S. Mailbox, I really don't think you should be relieving yourself in, on, and around me like that.
Everyone was making penis-type jokes. I just wanted to be popular.
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Hmm... I can't think of anything, however, in my (professional) opinion, LayZ or Shiny wins.
(However Shiny, I'd like to know where the idea for Fry doing that came from... :expectant: )
(Taps foot impatiently)
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Shiny

Professor

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Fry may peep and tell, but I don't!  . . . . . Actually, it just seemed like a Fry sort of thing to say. I can see him attempting a bit of peepage if he happened across the opportunity... We know he was delighted when the wall of the strip club collapsed, and there was the issue of the girl who lived next door to him and never closed her blinds (her father drove a Pacer, I hear... ). Also I wanted to show that although I'm a big mushy shipper who thinks Fry is unbelievably adorable, sweet, and good-hearted, I'm not blind to his libidinous, occasionally verging-on-pervy streak. And also it made me laugh.
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Crash_7

Professor

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So many good replies! Shiny wins.
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Shiny

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« Reply #502 on: 09-05-2006 00:39 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2006 00:39 »
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Woo-hooo! The filthy, filthy caption wins out again... Thanks, everyone.  Now, a new grab. Let's see...how about...  Have at it, my dear fellow PEELers...
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Farnsworth: Figures. You make it idiot-proof, somebody makes a better idiot. Fry: Aww, come on, professor, I'm telling you, I want you to teach me how to be a scientist! Farnsworth: Fry, science is what happens when preconception meets verification. And you have neither. Fry: But I know math! See, just stay there and I'll tell you about General Calculus. He was a brave leader, who knew how to integrate his troops together and differentiate between his enemies and his allies!
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LayZ341

Professor

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Narrator: Much to Fry's dissapointment, the Professor wasn't interested in his "One Man Interpretation of the Matrix".
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Crash_7

Professor

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Fry: Did you ever just stare at your hand? It's tooooootally awesome!!!!
Farnsworth: I can't believe that bastard smoked my entire stash!
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Shiny

Professor

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No vision pleases quite Like Fry's performance art; The woes of science might Bring laughter to my heart. Drug humor is a treat, And tricky to surpass; And just as hard to beat Is the clever use of "ass." Shippiness is ace; In humor it's sublime. (And mojo in the face Is funny every time.  ) All here have wit to spare, And choosing brings dismay; But at last I must declare: The math puns win the day! ~~~~~ Take it away, Xanfor!
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Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
  
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I didn't get to put in  here's what I would have said anyway: Years later and Fry is still working out what the professor meant by saying he was a 'handful'. ... Yeah I'm done. Go Xanfor!
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« Reply #516 on: 09-07-2006 23:52 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2006 23:52 »
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Venus: posted 09-06-2006 13:33
Shiny: posted 09-07-2006 20:15Sorry you missed it, but I think I left a large enough gap...(gotta move quick here, or that "24 Hour Rule" kicks in... ) ***** [ Time passes] ***** And speaking of the 24 hour rule.... Ah, nuts. Probably Xanfor is having technical difficulties again. [ Shiny thinks] However, I see a way out of this...Xanfor said he was going to pass his next turn to Tastes Like Fry, right? How about TLF takes his rain check, and then when Xanf comes back he'll know that his next win is his own, free and clear. Also, the thread doesn't stall, nor does the turn go to whoever just happens to be online right now. Everybody wins!  All right! I declare this to be the solution! Tastes Like Fry, you are up.
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Fry didn't really care much for the professor's new flavor of neutrino. However, he knew that it had been traveling at least eighty percent the speed of light when it hit him, so no one really cared, because therefore he couldn't prove that it had hit him in the first place. This was worse than that time Farnsworth had put that cat in that box... Fry could have sworn that it looked half-dead. At least that had led to Bender's discovery the Heineken Uncertainty Principle...
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