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Futurama Llama

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« #480 : 08-30-2006 21:02 »
« : 08-30-2006 21:02 »

Leela: Dammit! Where is the scope? I can't see through it!
She feels something cold go down her shorts. She wheels around to see Free Waterfall Jr.
FW Jr.: You looked cold, little lady. I decided to put some -ah- permafrost down them shorts of yours.
Leela (taking aim): Hunting season for humans has begun.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #481 : 08-31-2006 05:31 »
« : 08-31-2006 05:31 by totalnerduk »

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:

Professor: [offscreen] Hurry, Leela! Shoot Santa with the EMP ray, and save Xmas!

Leela: But every time we try to save Xmas something always goes horribly wrong! Can't I at least wait until Santa has visited Zapp's house?
Crash_7

Professor
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« #482 : 08-31-2006 07:15 »

Leela: Ok. The owner's manual says to close one eye and look through the scope.  Hey! Where'd my gun go???
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #483 : 08-31-2006 07:29 »

Leela: (thinking) Alright. Just kill thrm. The moms, dads, babies...oh...they're so fluffy...No no. I have to do this. Remember the Furbie you burned. It was fluffy and cute too. Just, aim and...FIRE!" *sobs*

(Running into line of sight)
Zapp: Well, hello, Leela. I see you have dressed appropriately to feel my ice cold hands against your...Uh oh."
                    BOOM!

 :evillaugh: Muahahaha!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #484 : 09-01-2006 01:06 »

Leela: Nothing like grabbing the old rifle and plinking some worthless tin cans...Hey, Bender, hold still a minute!

Crash used my original joke.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #485 : 09-02-2006 08:46 »

looks like no one else is going to respond...

and the winner?  Crash_7!
Crash_7

Professor
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« #486 : 09-02-2006 15:54 »

Ya snooze, ya lose, DrT.   ;)
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #487 : 09-02-2006 16:21 »

robot: "Umm sir?  Your manual fuel pump seems to be malfunctioning..."
LayZ341

Professor
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« #488 : 09-02-2006 16:26 »
« : 09-02-2006 16:26 »

Robot: How sad. Another example of poor programming. It looks like you're arm and fuel pump are stuck in an infinite loop. If this continues, you'll overload and shut down.

Fry: Yeah, thats what I was hoping for.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #489 : 09-02-2006 16:47 »

'Sir, are you aware that you're incredibly stupid?'
'No I'm don't!'
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #490 : 09-02-2006 16:49 »

Bot: Hello there thailer. Did your thip just arrive in port?

Fry: Hmm? Yaaah! I mean no thanks, er no, no I'm in the Air Force, don't fly that way - you know. Bye!
Shiny

Professor
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« #491 : 09-02-2006 23:04 »
« : 09-02-2006 23:04 »

Bot: Sir, that's a fascinating plug attachment you have there.  I'd love to see its intended socket.

Fry: So would I!  I tried once, but she woke up too fast.

Leela (in distance): What?!

Fry: ...n-nothing!

H. G. Blob

Professor
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« #492 : 09-03-2006 01:01 »

Robot: Sir, when the ATM says "Insert PIN" it means your PIN number not your USB drive.

Fry: Oh, right.
robo_puppy_girl

Bending Unit
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« #493 : 09-03-2006 11:15 »

robot:sir your antenna appears to be magnetically attached to the space between your legs may I cut it off using this extra sharp axe?
fry:no I can do it myself
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #494 : 09-03-2006 12:13 »
« : 09-03-2006 12:13 »

Robot: Sir you seem to have two very oversized electrons orbiting your antena, if you would be so kind as to let me neutralise them with this electrical shock.

Fry: Ohhh no thanks, I remember the last time someone did that, she said it would be fun, but the hospital didn't think so
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #495 : 09-03-2006 16:20 »

Robot: Sir, if you feel that your lubricant is surplus to requirements, then may I have it?

Fry: Uhhh, sure, I guess...

Robot: Excellent! Please direct your overflow pipe towards the correct receptacle on my crotch-plate!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #496 : 09-04-2006 01:52 »

Robot: Even if I were a U.S. Mailbox, I really don't think you should be relieving yourself in, on, and around me like that.

Everyone was making penis-type jokes.  I just wanted to be popular.
Xanfor

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« #497 : 09-04-2006 06:34 »

Hmm... I can't think of anything, however, in my (professional) opinion, LayZ or Shiny wins.

(However Shiny, I'd like to know where the idea for Fry doing that came from... :expectant: )

(Taps foot impatiently)

Shiny

Professor
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« #498 : 09-04-2006 14:13 »

Fry may peep and tell, but I don't!  :p

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Crash_7

Professor
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« #499 : 09-04-2006 14:25 »

So many good replies!  Shiny wins.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #500 : 09-04-2006 17:47 »

xD I think that was to be expected. She made me snort and now I have milk everywhere ><
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #501 : 09-04-2006 19:41 »

yah. That was hilarious with a capital 'N'!
way to go!
Shiny

Professor
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« #502 : 09-05-2006 00:39 »
« : 09-05-2006 00:39 »

Woo-hooo!  The filthy, filthy caption wins out again...   :flirt:

Thanks, everyone.   :)

Now, a new grab.  Let's see...how about...



Have at it, my dear fellow PEELers...
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #503 : 09-05-2006 03:58 »
« : 09-05-2006 03:58 »

Fry:C'mon Proffessor mellow out, an elvis-pose always cheers me up.

Proffesor:Shut the fuck up!Who's Elvis?

Fry:I dunno, he was on TV once, I think he used to sell bread.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #504 : 09-05-2006 06:07 »

Farnsworth: Figures. You make it idiot-proof, somebody makes a better idiot.
Fry: Aww, come on, professor, I'm telling you, I want you to teach me how to be a scientist!
Farnsworth: Fry, science is what happens when preconception meets verification. And you have neither.
Fry: But I know math! See, just stay there and I'll tell you about General Calculus. He was a brave leader, who knew how to integrate his troops together and differentiate between his enemies and his allies!

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #505 : 09-05-2006 06:09 »
« : 09-05-2006 06:09 »

Nice, dawoodz! Take that, Elvis!
Now here's mine:

Try as he might, Fry could still not understand the complexity of the phrase; 'Read between the lines, jackass.'
No amount of searching would ever help.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #506 : 09-05-2006 10:35 »

Narrator: Much to Fry's dissapointment, the Professor wasn't interested in his "One Man Interpretation of the Matrix".
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #507 : 09-05-2006 15:35 »

Professor: Fry, nobody's watching. Shut up and let me sleep.

Fry: But this is the really good bit, where I kicked Godzilla's ass with hiw own tail!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #508 : 09-05-2006 17:53 »

Fry: There is some wierd fungus on my fingers. And I only just pretended to shower yesterday!

Farnsworth: That would be Acronite Fungus, the deadliest fungus in the universe. I believe that is a by-product of my latest experiments on you. You will die very shortly. *sigh* Now I'm sad.

Fry: Because I'm going to die?

Farnsworth: No, because i wasted valuable supplies on you AND i won't have a willing guinea pig anymore...
Crash_7

Professor
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« #509 : 09-05-2006 19:02 »

Fry: Did you ever just stare at your hand? It's tooooootally awesome!!!!

Farnsworth: I can't believe that bastard smoked my entire stash!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #510 : 09-06-2006 09:40 »

Fry [air guitar]: "... To a glimpse of how green it was on the other side.  Steps taken forwards but sleepwalking back again, dragged by the force of some sleeping tide..."

Farnsworth [sigh]: "I knew I should have gotten him debarked when I had the chance."
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #511 : 09-06-2006 10:01 »
« : 09-06-2006 10:01 »

Professor: There was a time I used hair styling products too, but those days are gone. Sigh. Gone like the buffet at Denny's, the cow, cable news networks, and when mad scientists got free admisson to gentlemen's clubs. Oh my.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #512 : 09-06-2006 10:47 »

Fry: Sorry the Viagra didn't work on your last date with Mom.

Farnsworth: Yes well, wait till I finish making quadruple strength Viagra suppository.

Xanfor's calculous joke has won in my book.
Venus

Urban Legend
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« #513 : 09-06-2006 11:33 »

Fry: And i'm gonna sweep her up in my arms like so, and stare intensely into her eye like so, work a little love mojo and she'll be all over me. Just watch.

Farns: *thinking* And after she kills him she's going to want to dispose of the body in my matter degenerator and it'll take weeks to recallibrate it. What will i do with the burned rhesus monkey corpses in the meantime?
Shiny

Professor
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« #514 : 09-07-2006 18:15 »

No vision pleases quite
Like Fry's performance art;  ;)
The woes of science might
Bring laughter to my heart.  :)

Drug humor is a treat,
And tricky to surpass;  :cool:
And just as hard to beat
Is the clever use of "ass."  :p

Shippiness is ace;
In humor it's sublime.  :love:
(And mojo in the face
Is funny every time.  :laff: )

All here have wit to spare,
And choosing brings dismay;
But at last I must declare:
The math puns win the day!  :D

~~~~~

Take it away, Xanfor!
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #515 : 09-07-2006 19:13 »

I didn't get to put in  :( here's what I would have said anyway:

Years later and Fry is still working out what the professor meant by saying he was a 'handful'.

... Yeah I'm done.
Go Xanfor!
Shiny

Professor
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« #516 : 09-07-2006 23:52 »
« : 09-07-2006 23:52 »

Venus: posted 09-06-2006 13:33

Shiny: posted 09-07-2006 20:15


Sorry you missed it, but I think I left a large enough gap...(gotta move quick here, or that "24 Hour Rule" kicks in... )

*****
[Time passes]
*****

And speaking of the 24 hour rule....   :confused:

Ah, nuts.  Probably Xanfor is having technical difficulties again.   :( 

[Shiny thinks]

However, I see a way out of this...Xanfor said he was going to pass his next turn to Tastes Like Fry, right?  How about TLF takes his rain check, and then when Xanf comes back he'll know that his next win is his own, free and clear. 

Also, the thread doesn't stall, nor does the turn go to whoever just happens to be online right now.

Everybody wins!    :D

All right!  I declare this to be the solution!

Tastes Like Fry, you are up.    :)
Shiny

Professor
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« #517 : 09-08-2006 18:24 »
« : 09-08-2006 18:24 »

    :eek: whoops, sorry....(man I'm a spaz today)  Please ignore double post boo-boo and just read the bit I added above.  Thank you.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #518 : 09-08-2006 22:27 »

Well if you insist  :flirt:
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #519 : 09-09-2006 05:27 »

Fry didn't really care much for the professor's new flavor of neutrino. However, he knew that it had been traveling at least eighty percent the speed of light when it hit him, so no one really cared, because therefore he couldn't prove that it had hit him in the first place. This was worse than that time Farnsworth had put that cat in that box... Fry could have sworn that it looked half-dead. At least that had led to Bender's discovery the Heineken Uncertainty Principle...

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