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Crash_7

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« #520 : 09-09-2006 07:12 »
« : 09-09-2006 07:12 »



One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.

(Ewww!  I just grossed myself out.)
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #521 : 09-09-2006 07:19 »

Leela: We locked down the ship and no one got in or out. And that's how we escaped the hideous Ice Maidens of UB232. Aaah!

Fry: Ooof!

Ice Maiden: You said you'd call back you bum!
Shiny

Professor
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« #522 : 09-09-2006 12:20 »

Mission# 435: Fry discovered that his immunity to Brain Slugs did not extend to the only-distantly-related Phlegm Amoebas.

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And glad you're back, Xanfor!  Did my solution meet with your approval?  Sorry you missed the poem, though...and that really was a wonderful multi-level pun of yours.  ;)
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #523 : 09-09-2006 21:05 »

*splat*

Fry: "Oh my god, They've got me!"

Leela: "Damnit Professor, this is why you can't keep giant mutant seagulls indoors!"
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #524 : 09-10-2006 17:27 »

Leela: Sorry Fry. The professor's been paying me overtime to store his guard-slugs in my huge nose. Everytime I seenze, one of them makes a bid for freedom.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #525 : 09-11-2006 00:01 »

Fry: Something's bursting out of my face!
Leela: Are you sure that alien you were making out with was really making out with you and not planting eggs in your esophagus?
Fry: Leela, I don't do that on the first date!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #526 : 09-11-2006 02:52 »

Little did Fry know that Brain Slug he killed with his inferior brain swore to revenge.
It had powerful connections with the Body Snatchers.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #527 : 09-11-2006 05:02 »

soylentOrange wins - I can so see that happening  :laff:

Honourable mention: Crash_7 for completely grossing me out and making me think of my own disgusing captions...
Crash_7: One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.
TLF: Serves Fry right for poking it.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #528 : 09-11-2006 12:10 »

Here goes...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #529 : 09-11-2006 13:26 »
« : 09-11-2006 13:26 »

Leela: You (pang!) keep (clang!) that (smack) damn (bong!) cell (ding!) phone (whap!) camera (ching!) out (bam!) of (zang!) the (ping!) shower (clang, ding, thud!)!!!

Bender: Alright! It was a money loser anyway!

Pow!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #530 : 09-11-2006 14:19 »

Bender: Ow! Quit pulling my intestine!

Leela: Bender, you don't have intestines, you're a robot. Secondly, I was trying to get my damned phone disllodged from your compartment.

Bender: Fine. But the next time one of you squishy flesh-nuggets gets sick, I'll just reach in and pull out whatever I find in there, too.

 
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« #531 : 09-11-2006 14:23 »

Leela: Right, here's the plan. Whilst bender's distracted, I'll hit him with the phone, when he's reeling from that you and the Professor dismantle him so we can take him for his 20,000 mile service.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #532 : 09-11-2006 17:39 »

Fry: I can't beleive Leela pulled out a phone out of her...

Professor: Whatever, I'm not paying up until I see the whole phone and not just the handle.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #533 : 09-12-2006 00:44 »

Fry: You probably shouldn't have kept taking Leela's name off the "do not call" list, Bender.
Bender: My only regret is getting caught!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #534 : 09-13-2006 08:16 »

only 5 responses?  I must be a lousy grab picker...

Dr Thunder wins, with LayZ coming in a close second  :)
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #535 : 09-13-2006 22:22 »

Yay! Go, DrT!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #536 : 09-14-2006 23:57 »

If LayZ was second, he can go next.  I haven't got any framegrabs on this computer.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #537 : 09-15-2006 01:51 »

"Second place? That's a fancy word for losing."

I know people are anxious to get the thread going again, so this turn goes to the first to post a grab.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #538 : 09-15-2006 04:51 »

Here you go from the friendly people down at 'Dave B incorporated'  :D:




Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #539 : 09-15-2006 06:15 »

Bender: And ya know... Ya know what I really can't stand?... Those hypersonic photons...

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #540 : 09-15-2006 06:41 »

Bender: Fry, you, uh...what's the word...uh, have to be one of my verrry good friends, so I'll tell ya something. Hee, I've been having an electrical discharge. Quiet, dammit! So Fry, there's an um 'surprise' for you waiting in the bathroom, heeheehee...

Fry: Ooh! Is it cake?
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #541 : 09-15-2006 07:49 »

Fry: So, uh, how'd you get that TV stuck to your ass?
Bender: Well first there was this super glue on the couch...
Leela: [thinking] So that's where I left it!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #542 : 09-15-2006 14:49 »
« : 09-15-2006 14:49 »

Bender [poltergeist voice]: "They're here..."

Fry: "Oh god not agai-, wait, who?"

Bender: "The tv repairmen, idiot."
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #543 : 09-16-2006 02:13 »

Bender: You signed us up for the Autostereogram Network?  How big of a loser are you?
Leela: Yeah, Fry, I don't see anything in that.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #544 : 09-16-2006 04:56 »
« : 09-16-2006 04:56 »

Fry:Bender, your antena's doing that wierd jolting thing again

Bender:Yeah....well so is yours but you dont hear me complaining

Leela(thinking): So thats why he was looking at me wierd.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #545 : 09-16-2006 10:19 »

bwuahahaha great one Dr T!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #546 : 09-16-2006 12:16 »
« : 09-16-2006 12:16 »

Hahahaah dawoodz gave me the laugh so he is rewarded with the go   :) your turn!   :D
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #547 : 09-17-2006 03:45 »

Here we are guys;

Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #548 : 09-17-2006 04:14 »

Morbo: So, uh, you say these invisible pots are the best in technology?
Elzar: They are the new common household item. They slice, they dice, and even cooks your food! BAM!
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #549 : 09-17-2006 10:01 »

I've a feeling the framegrab is shit, lets wait til' DrT knocks out a blinder.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #550 : 09-17-2006 13:38 »

Morbo: Morbo hears that Elzar's magic Starwberry Surprise tastes marvelous. Is that yrue, pathetic Neptunian?

Elzar: That's right. Made with 0 fat!

Morbo: (angrily)Fat keeps Morbo warm on cold winter nights. The wife does not agree, but anything Morbo says goes! I WILL DESTROY HER!
(turns to Elzar)
And you...
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #551 : 09-17-2006 15:20 »
« : 09-17-2006 15:20 »

Morbo: So Elzar, have any tips on how I can destroy biilions of galaxies, as my master plan is coming into action verry sooon!!!

Elzar: Well personally Morbo... I would use a good old giant mutant space Spice Weasel to really spice up the action! The planets enhabitants will be crushed like you'll never forget, Bam!!!
LayZ341

Professor
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« #552 : 09-17-2006 15:54 »

Morbo: My wife's cooking is so horrible, I won't even touch it, and I eat cats! Can you please teach her how to cook.........or at least make something out of her. Either way she will become useful.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #553 : 09-17-2006 18:46 »

Morbo: So let me get this straight... If we were to add felines to a pot of electron-rich soup, it would take care of the negative influence by turning the bowl into a cation?

Shiny

Professor
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« #554 : 09-18-2006 00:08 »

Your puny Neptunian concepts of kitchen safety are strange...what if Morbo WANTS to include severered digits in his stir-fry?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #555 : 09-18-2006 10:29 »

I was hoping Dr.T. would come along but I think there were some good ones here, toss up between KitKat, Dave B and Layz ---- you're up Layz  :)
LayZ341

Professor
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« #556 : 09-18-2006 14:09 »

robo_puppy_girl

Bending Unit
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« #557 : 09-18-2006 14:47 »

Fry: Look Leela just because the professor is trying to eat me doesn't mean we can't sleep together
Leela:I've slept with Zapp Brannigan too many times, I don't want to make the same mistake twice
Professor:give me that nice healthy delicious liver Fry and I'l give you the secret for dating women
Fry:sure I don't need 2 livers
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #558 : 09-18-2006 14:55 »

Fry: But Leela, why won't you even go on one tiny little date with me? Even tinier than this candy heart I'm holding?

Leela: Because Fry, I like you as a friend, I really do, but the people who I date must be responsible, suave, and serious at all times.

Fry: What? You want me to become Uncle Urkel now?
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #559 : 09-18-2006 16:13 »

Leela: Grab my ass and die.
Fry:*freezes* I wasn't going to grab your ass, I was going to... uh... um... candy heart?
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