It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[#600 :]

I declare Xanfor as the winner, with honorable mentions to Dave.B and TLF for making me chuckle. 

[#601 :]

 

Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
I declare Xanfor as the winner, with honorable mentions to Dave.B and TLF for making me chuckle.   

Thanks  , I didn't put much thought into it, but thanks all the same 

[#602 :]

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur...

[#603 :]

Professor: Don't worry Fry, even if she never speaks to you again, you'll always remember my frail, naked body pressed gently against you in the snow.

Fry: I really hope that's your bony old hip digging into my leg.

[#604 :]

Prof: There, there now. Yes it's tragic that the ship crashed on this remote, unihabited planet. Also terrible that we lost Amy, Bender, and Leela along with the 2 dozen beauty pagent contestants. But it does give us all the time in this world to get to know each other better, oh my yes.

Fry: But did you have to jump in front of Leela like that while she was flying the ship?

[#605 :]

 

Originally posted by futz:
Prof: There, there now. Yes it's tragic that the ship crashed on this remote, unihabited planet. Also terrible that we lost Amy, Bender, and Leela along with the 2 dozen beauty pagent contestants. But it does give us all the time in this world to get to know each other better, oh my yes.

Fry: But did you have to jump in front of Leela like that while she was flying the ship?

Hahaha nice one futz 

[#606 :]

Proff: Never mind Fry, I'm sure her intensely painful death lasted no more than a few hours.

Fry: It's not that profesor its just that, well, your crushing private area with your knee.

Proff: e-waaa?

[#607 :]

Professor: You never tell me that you love me anymore.
Fry: I wrote your name in the snow, isn't that enough.

[#608 :]

Professor: Don't worry Fry, just because Leela divorced you on your honeymoon, at least the rest of us can enjoy the holiday.

[#609 :]

Professor: *talking in the background* Dont worry...I build myself new clothes....with laser cannons, Nuclear powered zippers.....

Fry: *Thinking* Is that an innie or an outie?

[#610 :]

Fry: Feeling inside this empty pocket now, I really miss the butter I kept in here so much.. Now how else will I be able to have a snack on the move....

Professor: Ohh don't worry Fry I can show you an experience which will melt your butter all over again! Ohh whoo whoo yessss...

[#611 :]

Hahaha! These are really good! 

[#612 :]

Professor: Come on Fry
Fry: I don't wanna
Professor: Look, we're getting desperate for money and redoing the Full Monty is all we got!
Fry: I still think making Leela do it would help us gain even more.

[#613 :]

Hmm... I'll give it one more day. I'm suprised that none of you came up with the obvious one-liner...

Bender(Off screen): Now I can see the family resemblance... Woooooooo!

[#614 :]

lol^^^,I think you should win with your own post Xanfor!!

[#615 :]

Fry: I thought you said we were going to a Buddhist planet.  That's why I'm wearing this crazy purple sash-thing.
Professor: Sari.
Fry: It's okay, just don't let it happen again.

[#616 :]

 

Originally posted by Dave B:
Fry: Feeling inside this empty pocket now, I really miss the butter I kept in here so much.. Now how else will I be able to have a snack on the move....

Professor: Ohh don't worry Fry I can show you an experience which will melt your butter all over again! Ohh whoo whoo yessss...

Sickness wins again. I am not proud.

[#617 :]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Fry: I thought you said we were going to a Buddhist planet.  That's why I'm wearing this crazy purple sash-thing.
Professor: Sari.
Fry: It's okay, just don't let it happen again.

So bad, so very bad that I think it gave me a tumour. Yet at the same time, I think I laughed so hard that I frated thr tumour out, because it was so bad that it was hilarious.

DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie.

[#618 :]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Sickness wins again. I am not proud.

Yay you may be sick, but I am proud 

Here you go guys, GO WILD!:

[#619 :]

Bender: Damn you, old man! Now that you're made of ultraviolet light, you can't feel pain!

Professor: Oh my, no. Isn't it frightfully, delightfully against God's wishes?

Bender: No! Now how am I gonna collect Planet Express's money when you 'accidently' jump in front of that hover car?

[#620 :]

Damn it, Professor!  Get off table, I'm working Big Six the hard way!

You can't roll an eight with Boggle dice, Bender.  I've tried...oh, yes, I've tried.

[#621 :]

I demand you unstick my fingers!

I'm sorry Bender, but Mom's ultra-duper superglue doesn't come undone. I've tried, and look where I've ended up.

[#622 :]

Bender: We must destroy it before George Lucas sues us!

[#623 :]

Bender: Hey! This isn't a saucey puppet show disc at all. Curse you eBay!

[#624 :]

Bender: Curse all this! Now we're gonna have to go through the 'Hubert Farnsworth Experience'!

[#625 :]

Bender: What do you mean you canceled my saucy puppet show tickets so you could afford a new holo projecter

[#626 :]

Bender: What do you mean you canceled my saucy puppet show tickets so you could afford a new holo projecter!

[#627 :]

Hahaha quite funny ones here, good one guys but I have to go with Kit Kat which shows Bender's desperate want for money and expandable view on human life, so much so that he would kill an elderly man to get his robotic hands on some cash!  Very funny Kit Kat you have opened my mind and swayed my heart, therefore lets.... PARTY!  Your up...

[#628 :]

You just picked her because she replied first!

(Smughead)

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[#629 :]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 So bad, so very bad that I think it gave me a tumour. Yet at the same time, I think I laughed so hard that I frated thr tumour out, because it was so bad that it was hilarious.

DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie.

Thanks!  My humor does contain puns, a form of humor known by the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects.

[#630 :]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie.

Bill Oddie?!  Ohmigod!  Well, you ARE British...I'll bet you've seen more than one season of The Goodies, too - and more recently than twenty years ago.  Lucky bastard.  (  )

Lemme go dig up my copy of "Bill Oddie's Little Black Bird Book," now you've made me miss him. So, he's rich-ish, you say?  Excellent, excellent.  I'm glad. 

Now I have to go practice my Ecky-Thump (sp?). 

[#631 :]

Sorry, but someone had to do it....

[#632 :]

Fry: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  You can complain, nag, and threaten to sue for sexual harrassment all you want. But if you really wanted to stop this problem, you would just put your underpants in a locked drawer.

[#633 :]

Leela: I finally give in and the next morning you give me a subpoena?

Fry: Yeah, well blah, blah. I had to be sure it was you.

[#634 :]

Leela: I thought i told you NOT to order pornographic magaznes in my name.

Fry: Nag, nag, nag.

[#635 :]

 

Originally posted by Dave B:
Hahaha quite funny ones here, good one guys but I have to go with Kit Kat which shows Bender's desperate want for money and expandable view on human life, so much so that he would kill an elderly man to get his robotic hands on some cash!    Very funny Kit Kat you have opened my mind and swayed my heart, therefore lets.... PARTY!    Your up...

Hehehe, I won, but I wasn't around to take my turn. Sorry, people, shoulda told you I wasn;t gonna be around this weekend....
As for the pic:

Leela: Fry, I know you meant well, but using Bender to put all of Planet Express's money into a single check to take me to dinner!?! Not only did you steal, you could have bankrupted the company! And dinner wouldn't have costed 500 000 dollars!

Fry: Yadda yadda yadda...They all come up with an excuse to get out of a date offer.

[#636 :]

Fry: Anything I do is never good enough for you, is it Leela? Your always like; stop scratching yourself with the remote, make sure you get your vaccines, don't eat the packaging, you know sometimes, your worse than zoidberg.

[#637 :]

Leela: "Fry, for the hundredth time, it doesn't matter how many stamps you put on the envelope, you can't mail a letter to your parents a millenium in the past!"

Fry: "Blah, blah, blah.  This from the woman who mails letters to her parents by flushing them down the toilet."

[#638 :]

LayZ takes the prize.  Go get'em, tiger.

[#639 :]

Go LayZ!