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Xanfor

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur...
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futz
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Prof: There, there now. Yes it's tragic that the ship crashed on this remote, unihabited planet. Also terrible that we lost Amy, Bender, and Leela along with the 2 dozen beauty pagent contestants. But it does give us all the time in this world to get to know each other better, oh my yes.
Fry: But did you have to jump in front of Leela like that while she was flying the ship?
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LayZ341

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Professor: You never tell me that you love me anymore. Fry: I wrote your name in the snow, isn't that enough.
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Xanfor

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Hmm... I'll give it one more day. I'm suprised that none of you came up with the obvious one-liner...
Bender(Off screen): Now I can see the family resemblance... Woooooooo!
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Fry: I thought you said we were going to a Buddhist planet. That's why I'm wearing this crazy purple sash-thing. Professor: Sari. Fry: It's okay, just don't let it happen again.
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Xanfor

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Originally posted by Dave B: Fry: Feeling inside this empty pocket now, I really miss the butter I kept in here so much.. Now how else will I be able to have a snack on the move....
Professor: Ohh don't worry Fry I can show you an experience which will melt your butter all over again! Ohh whoo whoo yessss... Sickness wins again. I am not proud.
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: Fry: I thought you said we were going to a Buddhist planet. That's why I'm wearing this crazy purple sash-thing. Professor: Sari. Fry: It's okay, just don't let it happen again. So bad, so very bad that I think it gave me a tumour. Yet at the same time, I think I laughed so hard that I frated thr tumour out, because it was so bad that it was hilarious. DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie.
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Shiny

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Damn it, Professor! Get off table, I'm working Big Six the hard way!
You can't roll an eight with Boggle dice, Bender. I've tried...oh, yes, I've tried.
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LayZ341

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Bender: We must destroy it before George Lucas sues us!
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futz
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Bender: Hey! This isn't a saucey puppet show disc at all. Curse you eBay!
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Xanfor

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Bender: Curse all this! Now we're gonna have to go through the 'Hubert Farnsworth Experience'!
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Xanfor

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You just picked her because she replied first! (Smughead) (  )
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DrThunder88

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Originally posted by totalnerduk: So bad, so very bad that I think it gave me a tumour. Yet at the same time, I think I laughed so hard that I frated thr tumour out, because it was so bad that it was hilarious.
DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie. Thanks! My humor does contain puns, a form of humor known by the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects.
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Shiny

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Originally posted by totalnerduk: DrT, if funny was money, you'd be richer than Bill Oddie. Bill Oddie?! Ohmigod! Well, you ARE British...I'll bet you've seen more than one season of The Goodies, too - and more recently than twenty years ago. Lucky bastard. (  ) Lemme go dig up my copy of "Bill Oddie's Little Black Bird Book," now you've made me miss him. So, he's rich-ish, you say? Excellent, excellent. I'm glad. Now I have to go practice my Ecky-Thump (sp?).
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Originally posted by Dave B: Hahaha quite funny ones here, good one guys but I have to go with Kit Kat which shows Bender's desperate want for money and expandable view on human life, so much so that he would kill an elderly man to get his robotic hands on some cash! Very funny Kit Kat you have opened my mind and swayed my heart, therefore lets.... PARTY! Your up... Hehehe, I won, but I wasn't around to take my turn. Sorry, people, shoulda told you I wasn;t gonna be around this weekend....  As for the pic: Leela: Fry, I know you meant well, but using Bender to put all of Planet Express's money into a single check to take me to dinner!?! Not only did you steal, you could have bankrupted the company! And dinner wouldn't have costed 500 000 dollars! Fry: Yadda yadda yadda...They all come up with an excuse to get out of a date offer.
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Shiny

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LayZ takes the prize. Go get'em, tiger.
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