Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #200 on:]

 

Originally posted by newhook_1:
Q: Why do the police use robots in the future?

A. To stop racial profiling.

Q. What does Leela's bracelet from her parents say?

Edit: TOTPD

[Reply #201 on:]

A: Pigs cost too much.

EDIT: Damn beat to it.

[Reply #202 on:]

A. Nothing, it can't talk 

Q. How many babies can Bender fit in his chest cabinet?

[Reply #203 on:]

A. 83

Q. Why didnt we ever see Katrina or Xanthor after AOI2?

[Reply #204 on:]

A:  Because Leela forgot to feed Nibbler on the very same fateful day that Fry and Bender tested their "barbecue sauce bazooka" on Planet Express's two most obscure employees.

Q:  Why did Mr. Panucci hire Fry over the other applicants for the delivery boy job.

[Reply #205 on:]

A: Nibbler held a gun to Panucci's head forcing him to hire Fry, so that it would be eazier to get Fry to the cryogenics facility.

Q: What is the worst topping Panucci ever put on a pizza?

[Reply #206 on:]

A: Three-eyed fish

Q: Why does the Sargeant like to eat out of the toilet?

[Reply #207 on:]

A: Because everyone loves the distinct taste of toilet water on steak.

Q: If Leela died, what would Fry do?

[Reply #208 on:]

A:  He'd be inconsolable for the first few months, but then he'd finally go on with his life.  He might find happiness with another someday, but he'd always hold a special place in his heart for his cycloptic love.

What, was it supposed to be funny?  You sickasses.

Q:  What method of assassination does Wernstrom fantasize about for Prof. Farnsworth?

[Reply #209 on:]

A. Kill-bot dance party.

Q. How many robot angels can dance on Bender's antennae?

[Reply #210 on:]

A: .001564

Q: If Zoidberg were to get a pet, what would it be?

[Reply #211 on:]

A: A dog... with clothes, um... sounds soooo DELICIOUS!!!

Q: If Zoidberg opened a shop of some-sort, what would it be?

[Reply #212 on:]

A: An all you can eat buffet.

Q: How come almost every character doesn't have facial hair?

[Reply #213 on:]

A: I don't know...something about living in the future and magical razors.

Q: How do we know that what happened during The Sting wasn't real, and that the rest of the series was a dream?

[Reply #214 on:]

A: Don't ever say anything like that, dammit!

Q: On the PE "Team" who would be the best batter?

[Reply #215 on:]

A: Zoidberg, ground up to a fine paste and spread over a side of chicken with some pepper.

Q: Why didn't Lrrr attack Earth on other occasions when the television signal was inturrupted?

[Reply #216 on:]

A:  None of the other shows had the energetic zing of "Single Female Lawyer" that impassioned Lrrr toward invasion.  For example, when "Batman" was interrupted by a bulletin announcing the safe return of the Apollo 13 astronauts, Lrrr merely slaughtered 10,000 of his own Omicronians, blew up the nearest planet, and stomped on a daisy.

Q:  People who go school long time write big paper with many fancy words.  This called "doctoral dissertation".  Main statement called "thesis".  What was the thesis of Mayor Poopenmeyer's doctoral dissertation?

[Reply #217 on:]

A: How should I know?

Q: What would life be like if Leela became an angsty goth-stereotype?

[Reply #218 on:]

A: Fry would be even more madly in love with her, sporting skin tight leather pants (with no ass) and jackets with dog collar (complete with spikes) to impress her. 

Q: In the parallel universe where everyone is a cowboy, what are the buggalo boys on parallel-mars like?

[Reply #219 on:]

A:  They would be tea-sipping, hanky-dabbing fops.

Q:  All right, since none of you FUCKING idiots knows what a dissertation is:  Duh, what lol is Bender's favorite food lol?!?1

Sorry, but the Pre-Teen Knucklehead Mafia (PTKM) just wears away at my normally calm, reserved exterior.

[Reply #220 on:]

A: Zoidberg marinade with a side of petit pois

Q: what was life really like for women before genetic therapy?

[Reply #221 on:]

A: Sexually unfofilling.

Q: Seriously, what is Zapp trying to hide?

[Reply #222 on:]

A: Wouldn't you like to know...   

Q: Who is the Slurm king?

[Reply #223 on:]

A: WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS ME! ALL BOW BEFORE THE ALL-SLURMY ONE!

Q: Speaking of the Slurm king, how many girls are there in his harem

[Reply #224 on:]

A: Depends how hungry he is

Q: What is toothpaste made from?

[Reply #225 on:]

A. Whale shit

Q. What would have happened if the Omicronians defeated Earth and took over?

[Reply #226 on:]

A: Human children would become a popular snack.

Q: Why does Hermes want a license to kill?

[Reply #227 on:]

A: get rid of zoidberg
Q: Why did every thing just taste purple for a second.

[Reply #228 on:]

A: twee twee twee *nonsense Nibblonian talk*

Q: Where can you buy Thompsons Teeth??

[Reply #229 on:]

A: Find a guy named Thompson and punch him in the teeth.

Q: What kind of music does Zoidberg listen to?

[Reply #230 on:]

Sorry about this deleted post.

 
 
   

 

[Reply #231 on:]

A: Heavy shell metal with latino-american and folk elements

Q: What's Amy's hobby??

[Reply #232 on:]

A: Sorting out her Bras.

Q: What would Bender like to accomplish?

[Reply #233 on:]

A: KILL ALL HUMANS, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What does the professor dream about everytime he takes a nap?

[Reply #234 on:]

A) new slippers
Q) what does zapp eat usually?

[Reply #235 on:]

A)Whatevers sexually appitizing

Q)So, how come yancy was always stealing everything of frys, word?

[Reply #236 on:]

First, in response to LaroquetteSpine:
     

Q: People who go school long time write big paper with many fancy words. This called "doctoral dissertation". Main statement called "thesis". What was the thesis of Mayor Poopenmeyer's doctoral dissertation?

Case study in the sustainability and economic viability of merging the municipal governing body dynamics of a large metropolatan center with a model DR5-34A Automated-Teller-Machine:  Project "Citihall"


Now,

     

Originally posted by LoveForFry:
A)Whatevers sexually appitizing

Q)So, how come yancy was always stealing everything of frys, word?

A:  It's so obvious how incredibly jealous Yancy is of Philip's magnificance.  Don't you see it?!

Q:  What other things was Fry good at when he had the Robot Devil's hands?

[Reply #237 on:]

A: A new pair of hands, magical fingers, IT'S FRY-THINK

 

Originally posted by TheFryMan:
A: Don't ever say anything like that, dammit!

Q: On the PE "Team" who would be the best batter?

When I said BATTER, I meant BASEBALL BATTER-

Q: On the PE "Team" WHO IS THE BEST BASEBALL BATTER!

[Reply #238 on:]

A: Bender because he would fine a way to cheat.

Q: Why is Fry's old house a wreck from the outside, but inside it is really nice?

[Reply #239 on:]

A:'Cause some weird mutantwith brushers for hands cleaned EVERYTHING!!!

Q:Who was suppost to fumigate the moose head in ep Mars University?