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MrMoose

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« #320 : 02-02-2005 19:06 »

A: Big Foot, he was tired of walking around with people looking him so he bought it and then just rode it by the camps for people convenience.

Q: What is another Political party they never mentioned.
TheFryMan

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« #321 : 02-02-2005 19:35 »

A: The Party of Joe, Members: anyone who's name is Joe

Q: In 300 Big Boys, my favorite episode, if Fry hadn't bought coffee, what would he have bought?
Shippy Mandy

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« #322 : 02-02-2005 22:48 »

A: Space honey.

Q: Why aren't the mutants allowed on the surface?
MrMoose

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« #323 : 02-02-2005 22:55 »
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A: Actual answer, .....they're freaking hidious.
   My answer, Earth is full of Human, Robotic, and Alien racists who are all jealous of the mutants obvious supiriority. They live in Radiation and shit...I couldn't do that, could you. That's right you can't. If you say you can you are full of crap and you make me sad fo not being honest?

Q: What does the crazyest/weirdest mutant look like.
Seriously be creative with this one because you can get pretty crazy with this one.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #324 : 02-03-2005 01:24 »
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*Deleted: I read the wrong thread!
MrMoose

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« #325 : 02-03-2005 01:29 »

WHAT!?!?!?!? That make no fucking sence.
and to answer the question NOOOOOOOOOO. Have you ever even watched the fucking show?
Oh great no I'm pissed...someone answer my previous question...I'm going to go to bed and try to forget the asinine thing I just read.


.....and another thing GRRRRRRRRR
morbo_it

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« #326 : 02-03-2005 06:30 »

A) of course he is
Q) what' s the fastest animal in 3000?
Trchri

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« #327 : 02-03-2005 08:08 »

A) Fry in sight of a really impulsive Leela.
Q) Jerked chicken; jerked beef; is there any meat that man can't jerk?
Quimbly

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« #328 : 02-03-2005 09:41 »

 
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Originally posted by MrMoose:
WHAT!?!?!?!? That make no fucking sence.
and to answer the question NOOOOOOOOOO. Have you ever even watched the fucking show?
Oh great no I'm pissed...someone answer my previous question...I'm going to go to bed and try to forget the asinine thing I just read.


.....and another thing GRRRRRRRRR

You're forgetting one thing... The name of this thread is, "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!"  You seem to be expecting good answers to your question. 
Quimbly

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« #329 : 02-03-2005 09:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Trchri:
A) Fry in sight of a really impulsive Leela.
Q) Jerked chicken; jerked beef; is there any meat that man can't jerk?

A)  I don't know about can't, but man should never jerk turkey.  ...Sounds like something Ron Popeil would have (has already?) done.

Q)  How do HG Blobs procreate?
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #330 : 02-03-2005 11:53 »

what does procreate mean?
MrMoose

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« #331 : 02-03-2005 11:56 »
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.....ever heard of a term called sex?

Also I don't care if the answer is dumb, infact the dumber the better. I was just hoping for a bit of creativity within the stupidity and not some unreadable form of the english language.
CaptanYesterday

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« #332 : 02-03-2005 12:27 »

What is this, "sex" you speak of?

 :D
MrMoose

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« #333 : 02-03-2005 12:31 »

Well when to people love each other, or they're just really deperate, they will take off their pants and wrestle around for a bit. Then the man shoots his DNA and then....oh wait yeah I guess that's pretty much it.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #334 : 02-03-2005 13:46 »

When and mummy and daddy who love each other very much...  :D
laroquettespine

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« #335 : 02-03-2005 16:59 »

And now for an actual answer...

A:  The male HG blob puts his greengle into the female's burfendolp.  Then the hermaphrodite HG blob releases a spore which is absorbed by both parties, and the three of them mush together to form a very large, wobbly mass, which serves as a host to the fetus.  The hermaphrodite HG blob is sacrificied as a food source for the child, which is expelled after about a four-year gestation period.  The accompanying smell can kill a full-grown elephant, or three teenaged elephants.

Q:  What was Scruffy's main complaint in his letter to the editor of "Zero-G Juggs"?
TheFryMan

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« #336 : 02-03-2005 17:06 »

A: Too hard to turn the page, you have to lick your finger too much...

Someone go ahead and take my question
LoveForFry

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« #337 : 02-03-2005 19:27 »

ok
Q)How come amy doesnt like pink nailpolish?
Philp_J_Fry

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« #338 : 02-03-2005 19:54 »
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A: she fliped a coin ... and it was tails
Q: Where did Scruffy go to school at?
TheFryMan

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« #339 : 02-03-2005 20:53 »

ZGJU (Zero-G Juggs University... OF COURSE!)

If SCRUFFY had a spinoff TV-HIT-what would it be called (what about?)
rano

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« #340 : 02-03-2005 21:31 »
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A: It would just be boobs bouncing up and down for 30 minutes, with Scruffy hosting it

Q: What edible substances can zoidberg produce?
Hobo puppy

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« #341 : 02-04-2005 05:21 »
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A: Caviar fertilising fluids

Q:what is Fry's IQ?
DogDoo8

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« #342 : 02-04-2005 05:34 »

A. What's an IQ?

Q. How did MOM come into power?
The Pizzazz

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« #343 : 02-04-2005 05:45 »
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EDIT: Damn too late...

A: Negatori Infinitori (excepting Parasites Lost of course)

Quote example: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar."

Q: How many times has Hermes shot Bender?
The Pizzazz

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« #344 : 02-04-2005 05:49 »

A: Free buttsecks for her competitors

Q: What is the accurate length of the Professors wingwangdoodle?
MrMoose

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« #345 : 02-04-2005 09:49 »
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A: Well we have all seen his finglonger so you can only emagine what he has done to inhance his wingwangdoodle.

 
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Originally posted by The Pizzazz:

Q: How many times has Hermes shot Bender?

Shippy Mandy

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« #346 : 02-04-2005 09:58 »

A: Probably, oh, let's say...42.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor use his Angry Dome more often?
Jaswahhihi

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« #347 : 02-04-2005 10:38 »

A: Because He has valves for venting anger....

Q: What does Scruffy do after work?
Nasty Pasty

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« #348 : 02-04-2005 12:31 »

A. Superhero

Q. How old will Farnsworth be when he dies?
CaptanYesterday

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« #349 : 02-04-2005 12:45 »

A: He Won't, Head in a Jar!

Q: Were does LeeLa live?
Quimbly

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« #350 : 02-04-2005 12:47 »
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(My answer to Nasty's Q)
(A:  In 3093, the Professor tore open the fabric of space and time, creating with the fragments a pocket universe in the shape of a donut.  Naturally, given the shape of the pocket dimension, time is cyclical.  Since entering the alternate universe, the Professor oscillates in ages between 57 and 293. Hence, he never actually "died", at least not in the donut universe.  Of course, to others in the regular universe, 3093 was the year that the Professor mysteriously vanished to never return.)

CaptainYesterday's:
A:  She also lives in the Robot Arms apartments, she just doesn't want Fry and Bender to find out.

Q:  What is Scruffy's after-hours superhero name?
MrMoose

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« #351 : 02-04-2005 12:48 »
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sigh....beat to it again....
Anyone have a quarter because I need it for a suicide booth.

A: Apartment 1I

Q: Where does Zoidberg sleep at night?
Zeep

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« #352 : 02-04-2005 13:22 »

You should edit you post with an answer to Quimbly's question and a new question, MrMoose. But for now, I'll answer your question.

A. He sleeps in the garbage, obviously. He just has to make sure he wakes up early enough that he doesn't get picked up by the garbage truck.

Q. Where does Amy get her hair cut?
morbo_it

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« #353 : 02-04-2005 15:36 »

A) 99 cent barber shop "el zorro"

Q) what's scruffy real name?
Calvyn79

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« #354 : 02-04-2005 15:45 »

A)  Scruffalupagus Williams

Q) What would Calculon do if he didnt have his "incredible acting talent"?
Bender_Waffles

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« #355 : 02-04-2005 15:53 »

A. Be a GOOD actor.

Q. If Leela is a descendent of any famous person from the 21st Century, who would it be?
Junkman

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« #356 : 02-04-2005 15:55 »
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Whoops, my reply is a bit late.
LoveForFry

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« #357 : 02-04-2005 16:03 »

A)katey segal, or course.

Q)How come fry is so very messy?
Bender_Waffles

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« #358 : 02-04-2005 16:05 »

A. He's a GUY!

Q. What would happen if Zoidberg became President?
LoveForFry

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« #359 : 02-04-2005 16:09 »

A)The planet would be taken over by smelly lobsters, hobos would rule, and all money would go to brining back anchovies.

Q)How come zoidburg and hermes were"spooning" in SF?
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