Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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I don't know if this is against the rules or anything, if it is, the mods can close this.

On some other forums on the internet, a popular pasttime is "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" threads. For each forum is has a different theme, for this forum it's a Futurama theme.

It's not a difficult concept to grasp. I will ask a stupid, nonsensical question, and the nest postter will reply with a stupid, nonsensical answer.

It doesn't matter what your question or answer is, but make it funny and Futurama-related! In each post use the format
A: [Answer to previous question]
Q: [Your new question]

I'll start it off:

Q: Why does Zoidberg have those 4 things coming out of his face?

[Reply #1 on:]

A: Because they didn't fit in his pants...
Q: Do the Niblonians power their own ships?

[Reply #2 on:]

A: No, they have pets called Bibblonians, that excrete better starship fuel.
Q: What brand of shampoo does Zapp Brannigan use?

[Reply #3 on:]

A: he doesn't use SHAM-poo, he uses the real thing
Q: How many Neptunians does it take to change a light bulb?

[Reply #4 on:]

A: It took all of them until they were extinct due to electrocution.
They never did get the damn lightbulb changed.
Q: What does Bender use to clean his antenna with?

[Reply #5 on:]

A: Cleantenna™
Q: What does a Horrible Gelatinous Blob taste like?

[Reply #6 on:]

A: Tastes like so much salt. Wait, it is so much salt. Shouldn't have let Bender cook the thing!

Q: How many forms did Hermes have to fill in order to get to have sex with his wife Barbara and produce his son Dwight?

[Reply #7 on:]

A) 314123456789...<insert x amount of digits here>

Q) What makes Fry's hair so...pointy?

[Reply #8 on:]

EDIT: beat me to it

[Reply #9 on:]

EDIT:  Me too.  Dang, mine was pretty good, I thought.

[Reply #10 on:]

 

Originally posted by bish:
EDIT: beat me to it

Yeah, but your "sexty" answer was much more clever than my stupid pi joke. Sorry, bud. But, whose question do we answer?

EDIT: (LS, what did you put? I didn't see it.)


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"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"

[Reply #11 on:]

I put "Just one form, but you wouldn't believe what he had to use for ink."

My Q was "What song does Amy sing in the shower?".

I guess we go with yours since it was first, though.

[Reply #12 on:]

I'm gonna say go off of T-Veronica's question, since her's was the last officially posted one.

A. He uses glue for hair gel.

Q. What makes Mom's Friendly Robot Company so friendly?

[Reply #13 on:]

A) Where else can you go to get killed in a horrible way by a little old lady?

Q) If Lrrr had a part-time job, what would it be?

[Reply #14 on:]

A. Flipping burgers... as RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

Q. Does Fry prefrer margarine or butter? Why?

[Reply #15 on:]

A. He prefers butter, since it's a better substitute for a hat than margarine is.

Q. Why is Bender so greedy?

[Reply #16 on:]

A. .....he's Jewish?

Q. What nationality of Human tastes best in Soylant Cola? Why?

[Reply #17 on:]

A: Hungarian of course because it makes you less hungry

Q: Why is Fry's hair orange?

[Reply #18 on:]

A: Because it is.

Q: What is the professor's favorite song?

[Reply #19 on:]

A. "Future Guy" 

Q. What diet did Amy go on to lose all the weight she had as a teenager?

[Reply #20 on:]

A:  The "Hey-I'm-rich-I-can-just-get-liposuction" weight loss plan.

(She kept the weight off by working out to "Sweatin' to the Ancients" )

Q:  What will be the title of Elzar's autobiography? 

[Reply #21 on:]

A: Elzar's restrainging order against Bender.

Q: Why does Fry only sing "Walking On Sunshine"?

[Reply #22 on:]

A: It was the only CD he could ever afford.

Q: After Leela stopped Fry from getting the "operation", who ended up buying those gills off the organ dealer in the end and why?

[Reply #23 on:]

A: Elzar, to cook and claim edible just like the rest of his food.
Q: Why is Kif green?

[Reply #24 on:]

A: Cause he's constantly sick.

Q: Why is Cubert an ass?

[Reply #25 on:]

A. Because he just couldn't have been boobs. That would have been out of place on a PG-rated show.

Q. Has Fry ever managed to learn how to use New New York's navigation tubes correctly, or does he still keep being thrown head first on brick walls?

[Reply #26 on:]

A:No,he dosen't go in them anymore.
Q: Why does Leela have purple hair?

[Reply #27 on:]

A: Cause it's a muntant gene.

Q: How does Nibbler portray someone so stupid so well?

[Reply #28 on:]

A: Because he has a retard fetish. And he likes role playing. And whips.

Q: How much dirt could you scratch out of one of the Professor's wrinkles?

[Reply #29 on:]

A: We don't know! None of us is old enough to rent ultraporn yet!

Q: What is Zoidberg like in that parallel Hippy universe from Farnsworth Parabox?

[Reply #30 on:]

beat me to it

[Reply #31 on:]

A: He's the main course

Q: Why doesn't bender flip out and kill all humans?

[Reply #32 on:]

A: Because then there'd be no one to steal from.
Q: How many guys has Amy "snu-snued?"

[Reply #33 on:]

A: The number of guys she's screwed is higher than the number of millimeters of snow we got over the weekend, I know that much.

Q: Where does Hermes keep his stash?

[Reply #34 on:]

A: You don't want to know.

Q: How would Freida Waterfall have died?

[Reply #35 on:]

A: They would have found out by her voice that she was really a transvestite, she would deny it, then when reality sank in, she would blow her brains out.

Q: What would Igner have done if he found out the Professor and Mom were his parents?

[Reply #36 on:]

A:  He would have dropped the charade and confessed that he was actually brilliant, but was performing a 30-year experiment to see how people would treat him if he acted retarded.

Then he would have shat himself.

Q:  What did Morbo and Calculon call their band in college?

EDIT:  (accidentally typed A: twice.  Durp.)

[Reply #37 on:]

A: The Righteous Fist of Spirituality.

Q: What is nibbler's sexual orientation?

[Reply #38 on:]

A: Male, because he's obsessed with ea... no, that's a little too tasteless. I'll just stick with male.

Q: What did Bachelor Chow taste like before it was introduced "with flavour?"

[Reply #39 on:]

A: Depressed, lonely (human?) bachelors

Q: What would a spin off sitcom featuring Bender as the main character be called?