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newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« #160 : 01-29-2005 15:38 »

A: 13 in men's.

Q: Why do we only see Farnsworth teaching at Mars University for one episode?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« #161 : 01-29-2005 16:44 »

A: Because no one is ever in his classes.

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood in the future?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« #162 : 01-29-2005 18:45 »
« : 01-29-2005 18:45 »

A: There are no wood chucks in the future, but if there were, 15 logs.

Q: Why does everyone have four finger?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« #163 : 01-29-2005 19:20 »

A: Well, in 1747, it became customary in all cultures to chop off one's finger while still in the womb. Obviously, nobody told you about that.

Q: Why didn't that bee kill Leela?
athena1999

Starship Captain
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« #164 : 01-29-2005 19:42 »

A: Because the stinger went right through her and Fry got all the poison.  Fry said so in "The Sting."

Q: What classes were offered at Coney Island Community College?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« #165 : 01-29-2005 20:15 »
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A: Cheese, but fry majored in Advanced Cardboard science

Q: why does nobody doesn't like molten boron?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« #166 : 01-29-2005 20:48 »

A)The world may never know

Q)If his universe double doesnt even like him, who does like zoidburg??
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #167 : 01-29-2005 21:12 »

Santa KLAUS  ~XMAS Story~
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #168 : 01-29-2005 21:13 »

Q: What's Zoidberg's favorite food?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« #169 : 01-29-2005 21:17 »

A)Anything!!!(But he does like those boxes, that sometimes have a little cheese, or maybe even pepperoni!)

Q)Will the Garbabge ball incident come back to haunt the earth?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« #170 : 01-29-2005 21:33 »

A: Yes, dammit!

Q: What would happen if Farnsworth had a torrid affair with Amy?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« #171 : 01-29-2005 21:37 »

A: Criminal Charges

Q: Why does Leela always seem to take a second or two longer than everyone else to react to bad things?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« #172 : 01-29-2005 21:42 »

A: She's too busy envisioning Fry naked.

Q: If Fry gave Leela a spatula, would she fall in love with him?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« #173 : 01-29-2005 21:56 »

A: Only if it was the vibrating kind.

Q: Why does the entire crew seem to only own one casual outfit each?
ImTheZoid

Crustacean
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« #174 : 01-29-2005 22:18 »

A: 'Cause it's a TV Show and the cartoonists are lazy
Q: if ZOIDBERG had a spinoff tv show what would it be called, what type of characters?
guru

Bending Unit
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« #175 : 01-29-2005 22:23 »

Why does an Omicronians fart smell so bad.
VCH

Crustacean
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« #176 : 01-29-2005 22:29 »

Does it?  :confused:


Who would win in a death battle Robotic Nixon or Giant Bender?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #177 : 01-29-2005 22:43 »

A: Bender, because Nixon seems to fail everything.

Q: What is another thing that dark matter can be used for?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« #178 : 01-29-2005 22:56 »

A: Fine, delicate perfume for beautiful women. I thought they covered that in the most recent episode!

Q: Should Leela go on a strict diet of graham crackers and lard? (OK, I'll admit it, that was quite possibly the stupidest question I've ever asked.)
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #179 : 01-29-2005 23:04 »

A: Sure, we can always use another Zoidberg.

Q: What do the orphans do for fun?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« #180 : 01-29-2005 23:16 »

 
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Originally posted by MrMoose:
A: Sure, we can always use another Zoidberg.

Q: What do the orphans do for fun?

A. Make fun of the deformed orphans.

Q. What if Leela went out on a date with Fry from the Robot universe (Farnsworth Parabox)?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« #181 : 01-30-2005 00:54 »
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A: She'd actually fall in love with him, then...problems in bed!

Q: If Zoidberg had hair, what color would it be?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« #182 : 01-30-2005 06:26 »

A. He did have hair: in Xmas story!

Q. Why is Bender's ego of astronomical proportions?
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« #183 : 01-30-2005 07:03 »

A. Because he is actually the Robot God taking on mortal form to aid Tinny Tim in his grand destiny.

Q. What practical purpose is served by the electric frankfurter?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« #184 : 01-30-2005 12:35 »

A; To make electric hot dogs for robots, made from real dachsunds or however you spell them.

Q; if ZOIDBERG had a spinoff tv show what would it be called, what type of characters?

That was really ImTheZoid's question but no one answered it. I'm curious to know.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« #185 : 01-30-2005 13:28 »

A. It would be called "The Zoidberg Variety Hour" starring John Zoidberg, Scruffy, and Hattie all acting in hilarious and irony-ridden skits.

Q. What would happen if Robot Santa stopped going on his annual Xmas Killing Sprees?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #186 : 01-30-2005 13:38 »

A: The earth's population would dramatically increase.

Q: What is Elzar's favorite thing to cook?
Super CheekyBab

Crustacean
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« #187 : 01-30-2005 13:48 »

A: Bender's Spin Off Sitcom!!

Q:Why doesn't Fry get any joke?
Super CheekyBab

Crustacean
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« #188 : 01-30-2005 13:50 »

soory im about four pages behind carry on!!!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #189 : 01-30-2005 13:55 »

A: He is a freaking idiot with no delta brain wave!!!!!

Q: What is Elzar's favorite thing to cook?

I'm asking it again because I'm fairly confident that you can not cook a Sitcom.
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« #190 : 01-30-2005 14:17 »

A: Food.

Q: Where do things go after Fat-bot eats them?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« #191 : 01-30-2005 14:52 »

A) in the hamburgers of mcdonald's. where else?
Q) why morbo doesn't kill everybody?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #192 : 01-30-2005 15:19 »

A: Because he'd blow his cover that he's really Jesus
Q: What would happen if Bender and Kif got together?
athena1999

Starship Captain
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« #193 : 01-30-2005 15:29 »

A: Zapp Brannigan will kiss Kif's slimy amphibious ass.

Q: What deodorants, if any, do the crew members use?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« #194 : 01-30-2005 15:39 »

A)We dont Spy on their lives that much!(Or do we?)

Q)If bender was an animal he would be a ......
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #195 : 01-30-2005 16:08 »

A: A shark, because sharks have necks, not at all like a sheep (Future Stock)

Q: If there were ONE more episode of Futurama, what would the plot be like?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« #196 : 01-30-2005 16:34 »

A)They end up accidently blowing up fox headquaters, but their treated like heros, at the end it says:screw you fox!
*Ahem*

Q)Frys bedroom configeration keeps changing because....
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #197 : 01-30-2005 17:15 »

A: 'Cause the cartoonists keep changing

Q: If BENDER HAD TO GET MARRIED, WHO WOULD HE MARRY?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« #198 : 01-30-2005 17:21 »

A: Juliet.

Q: What exactly do they teach at the orphanarium? (I know, similar to a previous question.)
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« #199 : 01-30-2005 17:36 »

A: Math, english and science.

Q: Why do the police use robots in the future?
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