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Tongue Luck

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« #120 : 01-27-2005 19:42 »
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Q:Why did fry's mom buy him the red coat, and not the green one?
A: She'd just had a fight with her husband (she flipped a coin... heads, yell at Yancy Senior for no discernable reason; tails, do an Irish jig) and took sweet revenge by buying their son commie-colored clothing.

Q: Why did Alkazar have a planet and five castles almost entirely to himself?

Top of the whatever thing.
LoveForFry

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« #121 : 01-27-2005 19:53 »

A)He was five different people, had five different jobs, and had a lot of money and time on his hands.

Q)How come nibbler made the fake name I.C weiner?
laroquettespine

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« #122 : 01-27-2005 20:15 »

A:  Because at his height, that's all he saw of most people (men-people, anyway--I.C. Beaver was deemed too crass for even a prank call).

Q:  What was the thesis of Mayor Poopenmeyer's doctoral dissertation?
Nasty Pasty

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« #123 : 01-27-2005 22:39 »

A. What the hell does that mean?

Q. Why does Bender collect the skulls of the Mousekateers?
hobojobo

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« #124 : 01-27-2005 23:08 »

A: Fetish.

Q: What company does Leela buy her boots from?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« #125 : 01-28-2005 01:01 »

A: The Company That Leela Buys Her Boots From.

Q: How long did it take Fry to use the bathroom after he was unfrozen?
boiler

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« #126 : 01-28-2005 01:12 »

A: 5 years. he just found out his show was cancelled.                                                                                          Q: where did the worms go when they left fry?
MrMoose

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« #127 : 01-28-2005 01:45 »

A: Out his ass
Q: What is the number one mutant pasttime?
Hedonism Bot

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« #128 : 01-28-2005 03:00 »

I I I I Spy.

Who was the first head in a jar?
M0le

Space Pope
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« #129 : 01-28-2005 03:57 »

A: Billy Bob Thornton.
Q: If Fry could talk to any inanimate object, what would it be?
bish

Starship Captain
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« #130 : 01-28-2005 10:19 »

A: i dont know about talking, but he'd sure likes to do something to a radiator.
Q: how much does a can of slurm cost?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« #131 : 01-28-2005 10:24 »

A: $3.00
Q: Who invented the head in a jar?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #132 : 01-28-2005 13:03 »

A: Ron Popeil...it was mention in A Big Piece of Garbage.
Q: What happens if a brain slug takes control of another brain slug?
Zeep

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« #133 : 01-28-2005 13:15 »

A: Brain slug orgy!

Q: Does AOL still suck in the future?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« #134 : 01-28-2005 13:24 »

A: Of course it does... the professor took two years to connect.

Since no one ever seems to collect any money from deliveries....
Q: Where does the Professor really get his money from for his experiments?
CaptanYesterday

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« #135 : 01-28-2005 13:47 »
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A: The domestication of man eating anteaters to sell on the ultra black market.

Q: Whats the best and worst part about being a head in a jar?
becky

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« #136 : 01-28-2005 14:04 »

A: Best part: You can live forever.
Worst part: No sexlife.

Q: What does Slurm taste like?
CaptanYesterday

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« #137 : 01-28-2005 14:13 »

GOOD ANSWER Becky ! 

A: MountainDew, but thicker and maybe left in the sun for a wile.


Q: How about Bachelor chow, What does it taste like?
TheLampIncident

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« #138 : 01-28-2005 14:13 »
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Edit: Whoever you are, change your post above. My answer is far superior.

A: It tastes like mixing raw sewage, whale semen, dishwater, pond water, mud, and Diet Pepsi into one big cup. Truly the most disgusting thing to ever surface.

Q: How do they prepare whale oil for being used as fuel?
morbo_it

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« #139 : 01-28-2005 14:42 »

A) they boil the whale on a fire fueled by other whale oil
Q) why does coffee cost 3 $?
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« #140 : 01-28-2005 15:23 »

A: Because the vending machine needs its cut.

Q: Who invented talking tattoos?
athena1999

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« #141 : 01-28-2005 16:08 »

A: Al Gore, after he invented the Internet.  His frist tattoo was a talking Stephen Hawking.  However, Stephen Hawking fired Al Gore because "it made my posterior look too large", took the credit, and named them "Hawking Tattoos."  The name didn't sell, but people loved hearing them talk.  They called them "Talking Tattoos" instead, and they sold like wildfire.

So, in brief words, Al Gore.

Q: To Fry, what's more mind-blowing than a reception table with muffins?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« #142 : 01-28-2005 16:14 »

A) A reception table, with muffins and butter.

Q)What does benders antenna pick up?
Procyon

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« #143 : 01-28-2005 16:17 »
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A: The senoritas of course   ;)

Q: What is the meaning of this human emotion called "wuv?"
MrMoose

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« #144 : 01-28-2005 17:06 »

A: It means a one night stand.

Q: What is Bachelor chow made out of?
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« #145 : 01-28-2005 17:18 »

A: Whales, and snails, and puppy dog tails.

Q: What do Omicronians eat for breakfast?
swidzi

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« #146 : 01-28-2005 17:22 »

A: Glagnar Human Rinds.

Q: Why do Nibblonians need to eat so much
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« #147 : 01-28-2005 18:32 »

Well if everyone relied on you for starship fuel, you'd eat a lot too....

Why is Mom such a bitch....?

M0le

Space Pope
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« #148 : 01-28-2005 18:37 »

A: Her hairstylist keeps getting it all wrong.
Q: Why did Clamps join the Robot Mafia?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« #149 : 01-28-2005 21:59 »

A: Cause they promised to buff his clamps.

Q: What happened to Gunter after MU?
VCH

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« #150 : 01-29-2005 00:10 »
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 He ODed on Bannanas and is now in rehab.


Q: What is the Proffesor a Proffesor of?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« #151 : 01-29-2005 02:59 »

A: The Mathematis of won-ton burrito meals.

Q: Whatever happened to Noticeably FAT?
bish

Starship Captain
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« #152 : 01-29-2005 05:14 »

A: he bacame incredibly FAT, then suffered several mild heart attacks, then lost 500 lbs, and became the worlds thinnest man.

Q: how did zoidberg get his job at planet express?
The Pizzazz

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« #153 : 01-29-2005 10:47 »

A: He's secretly having an affair with Professor Farnsworth

Q: Why does Scruffy live in the basement?
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« #154 : 01-29-2005 11:03 »

A: Because his house fell in a hole in the ground...and then someone built on top of it.

Q: What are chronotons made of?
swidzi

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« #155 : 01-29-2005 11:56 »

A: Of chronograms...

Q: Why that parrot costed 500 $??
Nasty Pasty

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« #156 : 01-29-2005 12:17 »

A. It was the last of it's kind.

Q. What would happen if Yancy was frozen instead of Fry?
Philp_J_Fry

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« #157 : 01-29-2005 13:16 »

A: Yancy would be in the future instead ... duh
Q: How old is Mom?
MrMoose

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« #158 : 01-29-2005 14:43 »

A: I'm going to go with 142

Q: Why does Zoidberg really wear sandles?
morbo_it

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« #159 : 01-29-2005 15:15 »

A) he likes to watch his feet
Q) what is leela's shoe size?
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