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Atticus

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« Reply #640 on: 08-01-2003 03:06 »
« Last Edit on: 08-01-2003 03:06 »

 
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Originally posted by Yorokobi:
This is getting way out of hand....

~Goes to closet and fetches the Prof's dart rifle from "Mars University"~


I hear that!
*grabs Gunther's crate from "Mars University".  Labels it "Contents:  Zappshippers"*
Now we can't let this crazy little idea reach an epidemic state, now can we?

EDIT: TOTPD!
*attempts a TOTPD, but clumsily trips and falls into the crate; and the lid falls shut on him*

NOOOooooo.......

SpaceCase

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« Reply #641 on: 08-01-2003 03:56 »

*Tsk*
Jesse, Jesse Jessee...
Now see what you've started?
Keep stirrin'em up, girl!
 wink
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #642 on: 08-01-2003 04:58 »

*laughs at Atticus's misfortune*

Good news everyone!  I did a drawing that doesn't have Zapp Brannigan in it.

Drink till he's pretty!


This is based on a furre character I had who was a prince.  Quote Kaycel:
"You, you have an arm coming out of your forehead... and...and a pineapple sprouting from your neck... and DEAR GOD, I THINK YOU HAVE PINK EYE!!!!"

Its also semi-based on a commercial I saw for a new Comedy Central series called "While you were Drunk"

Original thought bubbles included:
"Drink till he looks like..."
"Drink till he looks good."
"I wonder what Fry is doing right now."

Captions inlude:
A Night in New New York
The Singles Bar
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #643 on: 08-01-2003 05:09 »

very nice FJ  smile
Zed 85

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« Reply #644 on: 08-01-2003 05:59 »
« Last Edit on: 08-01-2003 05:59 »

*Shouts at Jesse as to not disappoint her*
  tongue

Humour me, I don't have much humour.   roll eyes

Great pic BTW, I think the guy is great and Leela's expression is great too   big grin
/edit and I really like the painty feel to the other pics on the previous page.  smile
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #645 on: 08-01-2003 07:37 »

Another snippet:

Leela was having a cup of coffee in the company of Amy and Dr. Zoidberg.

Leela:  I couldn’t sleep again.

Amy:  Have you tried pointing your bed north?  Feng Shui experts say that if your head is facing north, you sleep better.

Leela blinks and has a long sip from her mug.

Leela:  So I suppose your bed is facing north?

Amy: (trailing off) Well one of them is…

Dr. Zoidberg:  Leela’s problem is purely physical.  Her fifth stomach is keeping her awake at night.

Amy:  You do look a tad bigger around the equator.  Could you be pregnant?

Leela:  God no.  I would have…

Amy (chuckling):  You haven’t done it in a few years?

Leela (furrowing her brow and resting her head on her hand):  Drop it and leave it where it lies.

Fry walks in the kitchen area whistling obliviously.  Leela notices him out of the corner of her eye, and purposefully neglects to greet him.

Leela:  Okay, I’ll admit it…  I went out with Sean last night.  He paid for dinner, and maybe I overdid it a bit. (Fry is drinking a quart of milk and facing her in the background)

Amy:  Spleez!  You know you’re not supposed to over-eat on a date.  You’re not even s’posed to get full.

Fry walks over to the table and sits down, still working on the milk container, and interested in the current conversation.

Leela:  It really was embarrassing.  We were going to go dancing, but I got really bad cramps when we got to the club.  Then I made him take me home.  (Fry puts down his milk and wipes the white moustache off with his jacket)  The car ride was quiet and he didn’t even say goodnight, let alone kiss me.

Fry:  You sure can pickem’!

Amy (getting mad at Fry):  Not funny Fry, it sounds serious. (To Leela) Think he’s going to dump you?

Leela (holding back tears):  Probably… but… its his loss… again.

Amy:  I don’t see why you keep giving him chances over and over again. (she rolls her chair over to Leela and hugs her)

Leela (hugging Amy back sadly):  Me too.

Fry (looking a bit out of place):  Uhm…  I suggest you move on and give someone else a chance.

Amy (gently pushing Leela back):  Fry’s right!  How about Dean Vernon?  (Leela sobs again)  Uhm... okay… how about we meet a guy at the gym?

Fry:  The gym!  Of course!!     …What’s a gym?

Leela (in a mood swing):  A gym is a place where people go to make themselves stronger and more flexible.

Fry (has a smile spread across his face):  Oo oo!  I’m really flexible… I can do this…

Fry attempts to put both of his legs behind his neck at the same time.  He does this too quickly, and falls over onto the floor on his chair with a “thud” and an “ow.”  Amy and Zoidberg laugh and Leela tries to hide a smile.  She fails miserably.

Fry: (trying to have some dignity) Well at least I’m still really strong.  (struggles pathetically on his back with his legs stuck behind him) igh-eh… ieh…  Can somebody help me up?

Leela:  No.  I quite like you this way.  Its very non-threatening.

She rests her left arm on her lap and drinks some more coffee with her right.  Fry quits struggling and glares at her.  He crosses his arms and gives her a look.

Fry:  And you, lady, you… are MEAN.  (He snorts in her direction and she smiles and rolls her eye)

Amy:  Struggle some more.  I think it’s cute.

Leela (sardonically to Amy):  You think Zoidberg is cute.

Amy (shrugs):  He has his moments.

Fry (to Leela and Amy):  I think you’re both cute.  (He grins stupidly) Help me up?

Amy gets up to help him but Leela tugs her down by her sweatshirt.
Leela:  Wait a second…  which one of us is cuter.

Amy:  Spluh… its gotta be me… I mean, you with the eye and the thighs…

Leela:  THAT’S IT!  (Leela pounces and they both get launched off screen right - a loud crash is heard)

Ripping and tearing sounds echo through the building, as well as various shirks and catcalls.

Fry:  What's going on?  Are you guys okay?
 
 Leela:  My shirt... you BITCH!!!
 
 Amy: My SWEATER!
 
 Fry:  My LIBIDO!

Bender (walks in casually):  Hey Meatbag.  Why're you on the scuzzy floor?
 
 Fry:  Help me up help me up, help me up!
 
 (Bender takes his time helping Fry up from the floor.)
 
 The professor is in-between Leela and Amy, Leela has just finished spraying herself with Tank-in-a-Can.
 
 Amy:  Thanks Professor!  That would have been really embarrassing.

Fry’s knees shake and he sits down weakly.  Amy and Leela look at each other and laugh.  Leela points to Amy’s white tank top and laughs even harder.

Fry (murmuring):  Leela’s cuter.

Bender:  They both look like bloated sacks of skin, to me… especially THAT one.  (he points to Leela)

Leela nonchalantly walks over to the refrigerator then over to the table.  She punches Bender in the head.  He laughs.

Bender:  That didn’t hurt me at… (his eyes bug out) Wuh oh…

Leela:  Sing Beck!

Bender: I11-II1 want to defyyy!  The 10gic of allll11 sex lawwwwz… oh crap!
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #646 on: 08-01-2003 07:45 »

very good FJ, i really like it  smile  smile
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #647 on: 08-01-2003 08:20 »

Heh, the pineapple out of the neck is great. Nice work.
Wonderbee31

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« Reply #648 on: 08-01-2003 08:48 »

Looking forward to whatever else you want to write or draw, and I think the pink eye picture is great.
Juliet

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« Reply #649 on: 08-01-2003 09:02 »

Enoght with the Leela and Zapp getting together. That is so not right. I like to see more Fry and Bender.

I like that pink eye pic with Leela, very funny.

Juliet

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« Reply #650 on: 08-01-2003 09:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:
Leela:  Sing Beck!

Bender: I11-II1 want to defyyy!  The 10gic of allll11 sex lawwwwz? oh crap!

Awww cute! can you do a bit on that bit please?  love

mikey

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« Reply #651 on: 08-01-2003 09:31 »

thats really awesome..
Killerfox

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« Reply #652 on: 08-01-2003 12:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:

she really is too picky, nice mini fanfic!

Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #653 on: 08-01-2003 13:03 »

That snippet was awesome, Jesse! 
green-gesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #654 on: 08-01-2003 13:29 »

You have a good skill at making character reactions beleiveable and consistant. Are those coming together into a Fanfic by chance?
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #655 on: 08-01-2003 14:15 »

Awesome new art, I love that new character, very neat sense of humour too  cool
FemJesse

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« Reply #656 on: 08-01-2003 14:22 »

Thanky.  Those minis might be coming together as a fanfic...  Due to popular demand, I let Fry out of my closet.  Here he is enjoying his freedom.



Actually his heart is broken.  Close enough.
Wonderbee31

Starship Captain
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« Reply #657 on: 08-01-2003 14:29 »

Great picture of a sad Fry, Femjesse.
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #658 on: 08-01-2003 14:30 »

awwwwww FJ your heart is made of stone!
you should be militar or something
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #659 on: 08-01-2003 14:35 »

To be honest... I heard that song on the radio for the first time when I woke up, and started crying.  I immediately saw Fry crying heartbroken in the wind.  I also felt bad while I was making this drawing.  I haven't heard lyrics to a love song like that in YEARS.

Could be that I just haven't heard the word "wife" in a love song for a very long time, and it made me feel lonely.  cry
Wonderbee31

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« Reply #660 on: 08-01-2003 14:38 »

Hey, I'm ex-military, and my heart isn't made out of stone.

(It's more of a depleted uranium/titanium mix, perfect for going into battle)
Juliet

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« Reply #661 on: 08-01-2003 15:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:
Thanky.  Those minis might be coming together as a fanfic...  Due to popular demand, I let Fry out of my closet.  Here he is enjoying his freedom.



Actually his heart is broken.  Close enough.

Aww poor Fry.


Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #662 on: 08-01-2003 15:32 »

Another awesome, and emotional pic. I love the shading too  smile
Killerfox

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« Reply #663 on: 08-01-2003 15:52 »

[Fry]:crying: i cant take this antmore![/Fry]
Teral

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« Reply #664 on: 08-01-2003 18:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-01-2003 18:34 »

Time to catch up on this thread.

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:

*writes a randsome note*

i Am HoLdiNG FRy hosTAGE.  GivE UP YoUr  LEft wIng IdEOLigIes, aND gIVe Me a CUStom RAnk If yOU EvER waNT to SeE HIM agAIN.  i mOSt PreFER "Empress of PEEL" MeET mY DeMAnds aNd COme tO the 17tH PaGE oF thIs ThREad oR REd gETS iT.

*folds up the note and slips it into a mail box*

If Fry died, and with Zapp pretty much blowing it in "Loves Labours..", Leela might welcome the sympathetic hug of a friendly soul, ie. me. Shoot!

Zapp er en åndsamøbe, jubelnarrenes konge, og et værre pattebarn. (what? There were no rule about not yelling in your native language

The Leela painting is great, lovely artwork.

Pinkeye: that's one freaky looking eye. Cool picture, but I thought Leela were a beer-drinker.

Poor Fry, you have to feel sorry for him (damn, am I turning into a shipper?), awesome picture. Reminds me of those wallpapers with songlyrics TheVoices did a while ago. This would look great in wallpaper too.

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten:
Leela and Zapp? Ew. Now, Leela and AMY on the other hand...   big grin   big grin   big grin

I like Krytens fresh new idea. We need more Amy/Leela shipping
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #665 on: 08-01-2003 19:09 »

Can someone send me all FemJ's art in one, nice zip file?
Jolly Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #666 on: 08-01-2003 20:01 »

If it's not to much trouble, could I get that zip file too?
Yorokobi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #667 on: 08-01-2003 23:17 »

I like the scripette.... Characters were more in character.

~loads rifle JIC~
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #668 on: 08-02-2003 00:14 »

@Aslate and Jolly Mon:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Oh wait you were serious... let me laugh even harder... HAHAHA!! j/k you guys are great.

No seriously:
Sorry... but if I zipped up the about 100 pictures I have, the file would be way too huge for me to send.  I'm on 56k.  It would probably take less time to right click and save as for every picture I've ever done. =(

I might convert that fry one into a wallpaper...
I have the original file.  I would take some elements away and make it more simplified for the wallpaper version.  TLZ is falling behind on my updates... AND my outgoing mail server is down.

My digital outbox is overflowing...
And I have, yet more ideas for art...
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #669 on: 08-02-2003 00:15 »

Yeah, send me the zip file too if possible at my e-mail or through AOL IM. That new pic is great FemJesse. Poor Fry... so many women broke his heart
The Names Nick

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« Reply #670 on: 08-02-2003 00:30 »

The pic of Fry is touching. I did have trouble reading the words in the background. After about a min of looking at it I finally realized what song it was. The pic seemed even more touching at that point. GJ, FemJ.
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #671 on: 08-02-2003 00:40 »

really nice Jesse!  i've been touched more by a song, like my immortal (so sad!!!) but good choice.  David Bedingfield- the girl who is, in deed, actually a guy! nah, jk, he's okay.
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #672 on: 08-02-2003 01:03 »

A wallpaper to put in your desktop and remind you of how much you hate Fry?????
you indeed have a heart made of Steel Iron & Titanium
The Names Nick

Professor
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« Reply #673 on: 08-02-2003 01:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Killerfox:
A wallpaper to put in your desktop and remind you of how much you hate Fry?????
you indeed have a heart made of Steel Iron & Titanium

Whats the deal with your Fry obsession?
Your not, well ya know. 3 C===8
  tongue
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #674 on: 08-02-2003 01:59 »

Hey dude i can take up heavy jokes but that was offencive!
The Names Nick

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« Reply #675 on: 08-02-2003 02:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-02-2003 02:01 »

sorry, could'nt resist. Hope you don't hold a grudge.   smile Edit: Also I think you misinterpreted what the 3 stood for.
NoAPOlogies

Bending Unit
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« Reply #676 on: 08-02-2003 02:02 »

What's the 3 supposed to be?
Killerfox

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« Reply #677 on: 08-02-2003 02:04 »

well its ok, just dont do it again smile \
@NoAPOlogies:
Mango

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« Reply #678 on: 08-02-2003 02:11 »

....I don't get it.

Wait, nobody explain it to me!  Ignorance is bliss.  red face
BENDER MILF

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« Reply #679 on: 08-02-2003 02:22 »

Ohh Nice one I like the good old "BUTTOX ENTRY".........By the way killerfox with the way you speak of fry i would think you r fruity tuttie or a little on the gay side? Is this possible?
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