FemJesse's Stuff!

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<Zappshipper> Have the boy lay out my formal sketchbook
<Tweek> the boy?
<Zappshipper> You, Tweek... You lay out my formal sketchbook.

No I never drew Fry and Leela getting married Real Life.  I never will.  Fry and Leela will never get married because Fry is not the one for her.

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FemJesse a Zappshipper?!

<Professor Farnsworth>  NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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You know, we bunnies can die of fright.
...

*dies of fright*

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Damn, girl! You have a gift.
Mighty fine artworks.

Leela and Zapp?! I'm sorry; I just don't see it...

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super, nice, good, and cooooooooooooooooooooool

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Leela and Zapp are so meant for each other... I'm getting goosebumps thinking about how great they are together...

Well here's my first drawing of Zapp ever.  Took me long enough...

Checkmate!

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he looks very good and Leela too, nice pic FJ

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He looks alot more respectable than the actually Zapp... I suppose that's why Leela is kissing him! 

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That is really cool Jesse, Zapp and Leela are certainly meant to be together   

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Zapp's looking trim there - he reminds me of someone from a Bond film, I just can't quite put my finger on...
Good drawing 

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You're right, Fry is a loser, and doesn't deserve a wonderful woman like Leela.  I can't ever imagine those two together now, maybe Fry will have an unfortunate accident and then Leela and Zapp can...<ka-thunk>

What the heck am I saying?! Fry will get together with Leela in the end, nice guys don't always finish last, and Zapp, heehee, will get thrown out of the DOOP (not even allowing the door to hit him on the way out)"if" we're lucky.          

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Zapp's looking trim there - he reminds me of someone from a Bond film, I just can't quite put my finger on...
Good drawing   

He kind of looks to me like Christopher Walken in "A View to A Kill".

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Zapps head looks too small in that pic, and I also think he is a bit too thin. Those are the only two real flaws I see in the pic. O wait he is not in his vallure uniform!

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Leela and Zapp are so meant for each other... I'm getting goosebumps thinking about how great they are together...

Wow, and it's not even April 1st... you must be _really_ bored.

Marcus.

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Apart from Zapp looking slightly off, for the reasons others have stated above, that's an awesome pic   

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Originally posted by Mango:
i wonder if I have any irish in me.

Don't let wanky see this post!

33% Irish FemJesse? 
*tries to draw the family tree in his head*
*fails*

Excellent drawings!! Zapp should be fatter though. 

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And I don't think he is any taller then Leela.

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I'm taking a break from my Zappshipping to bring you a pic for Kryten. I also made Siamese Amy look "Less Freaky"

Based on Kryten's Catastrophe... which is based on me... AH  it's a paradox!  No wait. its more like symbiosis.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
No I never drew Fry and Leela getting married Real Life.  I never will.  Fry and Leela will never get married because Fry is not the one for her.

*looks at femjesse's previous art of leela and fry having sex*

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Heh heh, good stuff.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
<Zappshipper> Have the boy lay out my formal sketchbook
<Tweek> the boy?
<Zappshipper> You, Tweek... You lay out my formal sketchbook.

No I never drew Fry and Leela getting married Real Life.  I never will.  Fry and Leela will never get married because Fry is not the one for her.

Hmmm, my sarcasm detectors are going crazy!!! I can find earlier posts that contractdict that statement.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
I'm taking a break from my Zappshipping to bring you a pic for Kryten. I also made Siamese Amy look "Less Freaky"

Based on Kryten's Catastrophe... which is based on me... AH  it's a paradox!  No wait. its more like symbiosis.

She's licking milk off the floor and it's LESS freaky?    But seriously, that's perfect. That's EXACTLY how she looks.

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Yay.  The Kryten likes it.  I am accepted.  Here is my first real life sketch of Zapp.  He's so sexay.  There's Leela in the back.  She likes a man with..
Dimension...

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ZAP AND LEELA?
FRY: "I THINK I'M GONNA DROP A BARF" 
the Amy kitty is cute tho.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
REALLY YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT?

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What the AL1 says is true very true, but a good drawing none the less.

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Yeah why did I put that in there... that's a dead giveaway.

Since I got such a positive response.  I drew another one ^.^

"Smudging is fudging."
-Mary Matthews, Art Teacher

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Ohhhh dear lord             this is definitely the lowest you have gone FJ

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hahah Jess I like the new pics, They come from a different angle!! Sure Zapp is a fuckwad, but I still like these pictures 

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Oh, she can go lower, I bet. Let's see some Leela-on-Zoidberg action!

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yeah she can but still its the lowet

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And another drawing from FJ that suprises me,  and yet makes me think what if...

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Its not that bad... they're fully clothed...

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My reaction to FemJesse's turn toward Zappshipper-dom can best be described by this scene from "Insane in the Mainframe"; when Fry is made roommates with Roberto.

<Fry> AAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Its not that bad... they're fully clothed...

Thank god Zapp has something on!

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I'm feeling turned on by her becoming Zappshipper. I hope she continues drawing Zapp an Leela pics. I think soon everyone will become Zapp an Leela shippers, or as they might say in Star Wars "you will join the dark side."        

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I can't believe this!  I thought you had "standards", I mean, he's a gross disgusting gorilla!

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maybe Leela does but not FJ ohhh what a sad world

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i realy love Amy as a kitty