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Kryten

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« Reply #80 on: 09-30-2001 12:18 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2001 12:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M. Proctor:
Okay when I say hello mr thompson, you say hello. Hello mr Thompson.
........
Okay let's try again. Hello mr thompson.
........

and so on

I think he's talking to you...

/me shakes his groove thing.


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« Reply #81 on: 09-30-2001 13:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2001 13:57 »

Apu: "There it is, the worlds first convenient store!"
Points to store at top of mountain.
Homer: "This isn't very convenient."

Head of Kwik E Mart: "Approach, my sons. You may ask me three questions."
Apu: "Good, because all I need is one..."
Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
HoKEM: "Yes."
Homer: "Really?"
HoKEML: "Yes."
Homer: "You!?"
HoKEM: "Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you."
Apu: "But..."
HoKEM: "Thank you, come again."

James Woods: "Yeah, okay lets do it again, hey! get back here! Okay, now you're you i'm me."
Jimbo: "I'm, me?"
James Woods: "Hey, don't jerk me around, kid."
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« Reply #82 on: 09-30-2001 15:16 »

Kent: Tonight on ``Eye on Springfield'', we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years!
Man:  [hic!]  Kill me!  [hic] Kill me!

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:  Not bloody likely.

Homer: Mmm... Soylent Green.

Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

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« Reply #83 on: 10-01-2001 03:33 »

Must...remove...my..Brestplat e ,mmmm baybe later.
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« Reply #84 on: 10-01-2001 08:49 »

"Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so......the following people are gay...."
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« Reply #85 on: 10-01-2001 11:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by darthgy:
homer: i thought the cop was a prostitute!



LOL

  evil laugh that was funny

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« Reply #86 on: 10-01-2001 16:04 »

lou: Can i hold the gun to the side cheif, it look's so cool

wiggum: Whatever you want, birthday boy..
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« Reply #87 on: 10-01-2001 16:38 »

grampa: you can't just change your name homer, the legacy of the simpson name was passed down from my father from his  fathers father and his father traded a mule for it, and that mule whent on to win spring break...

(homer,marge,bart and lisa look blankly at him)
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #88 on: 10-01-2001 16:55 »

Bleeding gums Murphy:"The blues is'nt about feeling better, It's about making other people feel worse and making a few bucks while you're at it"

In 22 shot films about Springfield Nelson says"Ha Ha" to a large man in a car & the man replies"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving an automabile?"
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« Reply #89 on: 10-01-2001 17:02 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
In 22 short films about Springfield Nelson says"Ha Ha" to a large man in a car & the man replies"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving an automabile?"

Everybody needs a vehicle.  This was the largest one I could afford.  Should I therefore be made fun of?
I guess . . .
How would you like it if someone laughed at your misfortune?  Let's find out.  :: Pulls down Nelson's pants::  Now march!  Look everybody!  It's that boy, who laughs at people.  Let's laugh at him!
Haha!
Wave to the people!  Blow them kisses!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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Teral

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« Reply #90 on: 10-01-2001 17:17 »

Willie, the Groundskeeper: "Me retiremen' grees'!!"

Willie: (seeing Homer and Bart in the schools cafeteria) "Hey, who are you?"
Homer: (In an assummed Scottish accent) "Why, where the new exchange students from Scotland."
Willie: "No kidding, I'm from Scotland too. Where in Scotland?"
Homer: "Err..North..Kilttown..?"
Willie: "You don't say. I'm from North Kilttown too. Do you know Shamus McAngus (?)."
Homer: "Yes, he....Wait a minute there is no McAngus in North Kilttown, why you're not even from Scotland!!"

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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« Reply #91 on: 10-02-2001 15:33 »

I know this isn't quite right, but here goes...

Bank Loan Guy (after telling Homer they can't lend him anything): It also says here that at one time, you held a dog by the back legs, and pushed him around the room like a vaccuum cleaner.
Homer: But that was in the third grade!
BLG: Yes, well, it all goes on your permanent record.

and another one...

Bart: Why do we have to have nice shoes for church? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Maybe if he'd had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.

That oughta learn 'im to bust my termater.
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« Reply #92 on: 10-02-2001 16:19 »

Nelson says "I'll get you after school simpson"...Bart stands still then Princible Skinner says"run along Bart, he'll get you after school, theres learning to be done".
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« Reply #93 on: 10-02-2001 17:13 »

Homer: (As King Solomon) "The pie shall be split in two, and each man shall receive....death!!!" (The soldiers haul Carl and Lenny out) "I'll eat the pie."
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« Reply #94 on: 10-02-2001 22:26 »

Mmm . . . sacrilicious . . .
FishyJoe

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« Reply #95 on: 10-02-2001 23:27 »

Ooh, floor pie.
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« Reply #96 on: 10-03-2001 03:57 »

barney: what kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for?! (gasp) someone spilled beer in this ashtray! (slurp)

   

I drink to make other people interesting! - Groucho Marx
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« Reply #97 on: 10-03-2001 04:09 »

Scientist: Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?
Barney: Be an astronaut?  Sure!

Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space. So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified.
Assistant: Oh, and Mr. Gumble: for the duration of the training there will be no more beer.
Barney: What?  Three whole weeks with only wine?  I'll go crazy!

Deep Space Homer


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« Reply #98 on: 10-03-2001 18:29 »

(Smithers and Burns tries to flle Bart and Grampa Simpson in a speedboat)
Smithers: "They're gaining un us, Sir. We have to jettison some weight."
(Burns just looks at him)
Smithers: "It's been an honour serving you, Sir"
(Smithers jumps overboard)
Kryten

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« Reply #99 on: 10-03-2001 22:29 »

"Tramapoline! Trambopoline!"

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« Reply #100 on: 10-04-2001 13:31 »

hahaha, trambopoline...

Homer: So what's your problem?
Lisa: Mr Bergstrom left for Capitol City and I'll never, ever see him again.
Homer: Uh-huh...
Lisa: I knew you wouldn't understand.
Homer: Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...

That oughta learn 'im to bust my termater.
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« Reply #101 on: 10-04-2001 13:57 »

Old man Simpson got rid of the trampoline!
Let's jump on his car instead!
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« Reply #102 on: 10-04-2001 15:06 »

Haha, I got me a bed!
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« Reply #103 on: 10-04-2001 20:23 »

I think I wet my bed . . .
Teral

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« Reply #104 on: 10-05-2001 18:16 »

"Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Come on, people. Someone did, probably while high. Supress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."
Kryten

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« Reply #105 on: 10-06-2001 19:37 »

That's Cypress Hill.

Continuing the pot references...

"Man, that is FLAGRANT false advertising."-- Otto Mann, upon leaving "Stoner's Pot Palace".

Teral

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« Reply #106 on: 10-06-2001 21:57 »

Hi, Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Homer Simpson, smiling politely
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« Reply #107 on: 10-07-2001 06:17 »

Bart & Lisa are fighting.
Homer : Bart, Lisa stop fighting!
Lisa : We're fighting over who loves you the most.
Homer : Carry on then
Bart : You love him most!
Lisa : No you love him most!
M. Proctor

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« Reply #108 on: 10-07-2001 07:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2001 07:13 by Nixorbo »

Lisa: Every dad thinks that their kids are the most beautiful in the world.
Homer: Dad, am I beautiful?
Abe: No, you're uglier than a mule's butt!

Fixed smiley - ":" + "D" =   big grin
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« Reply #109 on: 10-07-2001 11:14 »

Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #110 on: 10-07-2001 17:07 »

Doh
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« Reply #111 on: 10-08-2001 05:56 »

Bart:  Just remember when you see my report card, they've got this whole new grading system this year. It now goes D-B-A-C.

Homer: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
   Radio: Seventeen.
   Homer: D'oh!
   Radio: Thirty-two.
   Homer: D'oh!
   Radio: Five.
   Homer: D'oh!
   Radio: Eight.
   Homer: Woo-hoo!
   Radio: Forty-seven.
   Homer: D'oh!

Kamp Krusty
   


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« Reply #112 on: 10-08-2001 11:56 »

Edna: Swollow that applesauce and kiss me!
Skinner: I allredy did. I did it when you talked.
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« Reply #113 on: 10-08-2001 12:21 »

Put it all on 42!  I've got a feeling about that number!
Sir, the board only goes up to 28.
Put it all on 28!  I've got a feeling about that number!
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« Reply #114 on: 10-08-2001 15:25 »

Sun goes up, sun goes down, sun goes up, sun goes Doh (sun smashes on the ground)
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« Reply #115 on: 10-08-2001 19:50 »

Why, you little....
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« Reply #116 on: 10-08-2001 19:56 »

Ack, ack, ack . . .
Teral

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« Reply #117 on: 10-08-2001 20:18 »

Skinner: "I know you can read my mind Bart Simpson. If I ever get proof that you skipped school your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me, I think words I would never utter in public."
Homer: "I know you can read my mind too, son. miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-"
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« Reply #118 on: 10-08-2001 22:14 »

Tester: this cant be right, this man has a 104% body fat.
 No Eating in the tank.
Homer: Go to Hell
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« Reply #119 on: 10-08-2001 22:16 »

HOMER: with ten thousand dollars we could be millionaires. we could buy all sorts of usefull things, Like,,,Love
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