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nasteve
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« Reply #81 on: 09-30-2001 13:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2001 13:57 »
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Apu: "There it is, the worlds first convenient store!" Points to store at top of mountain. Homer: "This isn't very convenient."
Head of Kwik E Mart: "Approach, my sons. You may ask me three questions." Apu: "Good, because all I need is one..." Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" HoKEM: "Yes." Homer: "Really?" HoKEML: "Yes." Homer: "You!?" HoKEM: "Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you." Apu: "But..." HoKEM: "Thank you, come again."
James Woods: "Yeah, okay lets do it again, hey! get back here! Okay, now you're you i'm me." Jimbo: "I'm, me?" James Woods: "Hey, don't jerk me around, kid."
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Tweek
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Kent: Tonight on ``Eye on Springfield'', we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years! Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me!
Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: Mmm... Soylent Green.
Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by darthgy: homer: i thought the cop was a prostitute!
LOL that was funny
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Bleeding gums Murphy:"The blues is'nt about feeling better, It's about making other people feel worse and making a few bucks while you're at it"
In 22 shot films about Springfield Nelson says"Ha Ha" to a large man in a car & the man replies"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving an automabile?"
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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk: In 22 short films about Springfield Nelson says"Ha Ha" to a large man in a car & the man replies"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving an automabile?" Everybody needs a vehicle. This was the largest one I could afford. Should I therefore be made fun of? I guess . . . How would you like it if someone laughed at your misfortune? Let's find out. :: Pulls down Nelson's pants:: Now march! Look everybody! It's that boy, who laughs at people. Let's laugh at him! Haha! Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Willie, the Groundskeeper: "Me retiremen' grees'!!"
Willie: (seeing Homer and Bart in the schools cafeteria) "Hey, who are you?" Homer: (In an assummed Scottish accent) "Why, where the new exchange students from Scotland." Willie: "No kidding, I'm from Scotland too. Where in Scotland?" Homer: "Err..North..Kilttown..?" Willie: "You don't say. I'm from North Kilttown too. Do you know Shamus McAngus (?)." Homer: "Yes, he....Wait a minute there is no McAngus in North Kilttown, why you're not even from Scotland!!"
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LilyRose
Crustacean
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I know this isn't quite right, but here goes...
Bank Loan Guy (after telling Homer they can't lend him anything): It also says here that at one time, you held a dog by the back legs, and pushed him around the room like a vaccuum cleaner. Homer: But that was in the third grade! BLG: Yes, well, it all goes on your permanent record.
and another one...
Bart: Why do we have to have nice shoes for church? Jesus wore sandals. Homer: Maybe if he'd had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
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Otis P Jivefunk
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Nelson says "I'll get you after school simpson"...Bart stands still then Princible Skinner says"run along Bart, he'll get you after school, theres learning to be done".
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Homer: (As King Solomon) "The pie shall be split in two, and each man shall receive....death!!!" (The soldiers haul Carl and Lenny out) "I'll eat the pie."
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Nixorbo
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Mmm . . . sacrilicious . . .
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Tweek
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Scientist: Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life? Barney: Be an astronaut? Sure!
Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space. So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified. Assistant: Oh, and Mr. Gumble: for the duration of the training there will be no more beer. Barney: What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I'll go crazy!
Deep Space Homer
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Helpy McHelphelp
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(Smithers and Burns tries to flle Bart and Grampa Simpson in a speedboat) Smithers: "They're gaining un us, Sir. We have to jettison some weight." (Burns just looks at him) Smithers: "It's been an honour serving you, Sir" (Smithers jumps overboard)
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LilyRose
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hahaha, trambopoline...
Homer: So what's your problem? Lisa: Mr Bergstrom left for Capitol City and I'll never, ever see him again. Homer: Uh-huh... Lisa: I knew you wouldn't understand. Homer: Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...
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Nixorbo
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Old man Simpson got rid of the trampoline! Let's jump on his car instead!
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Nixorbo
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I think I wet my bed . . .
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Helpy McHelphelp
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"Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Come on, people. Someone did, probably while high. Supress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Hi, Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins Homer Simpson, smiling politely
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Otis P Jivefunk
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Bart & Lisa are fighting. Homer : Bart, Lisa stop fighting! Lisa : We're fighting over who loves you the most. Homer : Carry on then Bart : You love him most! Lisa : No you love him most!
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M. Proctor
Starship Captain
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« Reply #108 on: 10-07-2001 07:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2001 07:13 by Nixorbo »
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Lisa: Every dad thinks that the ir kids are the most beautiful in the world. Homer: Dad, am I beautiful? Abe: No, you're ugl ier than a mule 's butt! Fixed smiley - ":" + "D" =
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Nixorbo
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Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree
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Tweek
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Bart: Just remember when you see my report card, they've got this whole new grading system this year. It now goes D-B-A-C.
Homer: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Radio: Seventeen. Homer: D'oh! Radio: Thirty-two. Homer: D'oh! Radio: Five. Homer: D'oh! Radio: Eight. Homer: Woo-hoo! Radio: Forty-seven. Homer: D'oh!
Kamp Krusty
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Nixorbo
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Put it all on 42! I've got a feeling about that number! Sir, the board only goes up to 28. Put it all on 28! I've got a feeling about that number!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Sun goes up, sun goes down, sun goes up, sun goes Doh (sun smashes on the ground)
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Why, you little....
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Nixorbo
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Ack, ack, ack . . .
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Skinner: "I know you can read my mind Bart Simpson. If I ever get proof that you skipped school your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me, I think words I would never utter in public." Homer: "I know you can read my mind too, son. miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-miav-"
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