Nixorbo
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Homer, you really have no desire to eat the food in front of you? What, there's food? I'M BLIND!!!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Skinner: "Order Order, Do you kids want to be like the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble & waste time?"
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Otis P Jivefunk
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Xena: "You removed it from it's original packaging!" Comic book guy: "Oh no! it's no longer a collectible!" (QuOtE fRoM THoH 10 wHeN TaLkInG aBoUt A sTaR wArS - EpIsOdE 1 lIgHt sAvEr)
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Sideshow Bob: "No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Hi, everybody!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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I can't believe we missed theese so far:
Ay, caramba!
Excellent.
HA-HA!
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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All right! Free nose jobs for everyone! Ay, you first.
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight. Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy!
Whacking Day
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Moe: Amanda Hugandkiss. IS there Amanda Hugandkiss. Awww, why won't somebody give me Amanda Hugandkiss. Barney: Maybe your standards are too high.
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Nixorbo
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Willy: It's a monster! Kill it! Smithers: No, it's Mr. Burns! Willy: It's Mr. Burns, kill it!
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Hawk
Professor
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Bart: Is Iwana tinkle here? Moe: Iwana tinkle! Is there Iwana tinkle?(Homer, Barney and the other bar-dudes laugh).
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Ivanna Tinkle? OK, everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Teral: Moe: Amanda Hugandkiss. IS there Amanda Hugandkiss. Awww, why won't somebody give me Amanda Hugandkiss. Barney: Maybe your standards are too high. Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Sea Captain: "AAHRR! This chair be high sez I"
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
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Yarr, close enough
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LilyRose
Crustacean
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Marge: Homer, do you want Bart to grow up to be Justice of the Supreme Court, or do you want him to become a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper! Homer: Now who's being naive, Marge?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Marge: "Homer there is a note from the school." Homer: "What did you do this time, you little...." Bart: "It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it." Marge: "It's not about bart." Bart: "It isn't? There must be some mistake!"
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Bart: Lisa I think I got your lunch today Note reads: I am very proud of you Lisa: Yeah, I was kinda wondering about my note Note reads: Please be good. For the love of god, be good
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Millhouse: "Let's go crazy, Broadway Style!"
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rach_the_tall
Space Pope
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(while playing mystery date)Homer: 'oooh! I got the stud! don't wait up marge!' 'ha ha ha! you got the dud! he looks like you, pointdexter! (whispers to milhouse)hey pointdexter, stand up for yourself!'
RALPH: 'I'm learnding' 'me fail english? thats unpossible!' 'Hi lisa. Hi super nintendo chalmers.' 'I'm special' 'I eated the purple berries!' 'it tastes like... burning...' 'bye witches! thanks for not eating me!' cheif wiggum: 'yeah, you hags are alright.' 'Mr simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy!' Homer: 'yeah, they'll do that.' 'I heard your dad went into a resturant, and ate everything in the resturant, and they had to close the resturant.' 'when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!' 'mrs krabapple and prinicpal skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and he looked at me.' 'and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.' ' lets...be...friends. its says 'be' and it has a picture of a bee on it!' ms hoover: 'volunteers?... thank you lisa.' 'no ms hoover, I'm Ralph.' 'my parents wont let me use scissors.'(giggles from class) ms hoover:'the children are right to laugh at you ralph'
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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It says "I choo-choo-choose you" and it has a choo-choo on it
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Mark Hamilton: "Luke be a jedi tonight, Luke be a jedi tonight...."
Mayor Quimby: "Can't this town go 1 day without a riot."
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Originally posted by Kryten in another thread: Yet Grampa refuses to admit Missourri exists.
I'll be cold in my grave before I recognize Missourah! Classic line
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Originally posted by Kryten: Yes, I am interested in long-distance savings! VERY interested...
The switchboard is lighting up! 2 calls! Our best ever. No, Janice doesn't live here.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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. . . But everybody in Scotland does it!
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