Juliet
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Marge: Homer you think of what we doing is wrong? Homer: I don't think anything I did is wrong. Homer: looks like god made you out of my sexiest rib Sideshow Mel: Dear lord, look at that blimp, it's hanging from a ballon. ------------------
I want to be Bender's biggest fan!
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Nixorbo
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Not the sky! That's where clouds live!
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Drippy_taco
Professor
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I'm not that great on Simpsons quotes... *hangs his head in shame*
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Nixorbo
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Spinoffs! Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such spinoffs as [sOmething] and The Son of Sanford and Son.
Daddy, these rubber pants are hot! Wear them until you learn, son.
My name is Daddy. Charles Daddy. Big Daddy! What hae you done with my son? Oh, the boy is fine. I taught him to play the spoons.
I thought I heard some kind of party in the background. Are there any parties today, Skinny boy? New Orleans wasn't much of a party town, but I think there was a small celebration, Mardis-something.
He's gradually getting away, cheif.
Tell her her rump's as big as the queen's, and twice as fragrant!
Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but with a little creative casting, you won't know the difference.
I'm Lisa cheerleader blonde and stunning, sophomore prom queen 5 years running.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Compu-Global Hyper-Mega Net
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Tweek
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McBain: Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. Audience boos Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!
Cape Feare
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Nixorbo
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Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, mating will be confined to once every seven years. For some of you this will mean much much less. For some of us that will mean much much more.
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Fenris
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Homer: There ones was a man from Kentucky......Doh
in "Deep space Homer"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Grandpa Simpson: "´My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"
No. 1: "To night we commemorate the 1500th anniversary of our glorius society's foundation. An because of the momentous event we're having ribs!"
The Stonecutters: Who controls the British crown ? Who keeps the metric system down ? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis of the maps ? Who keeps the martians under wraps ? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car ? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cale fists (?) of their might ? Who rigs every Oscar night ? We do! We dooooooo!
And great to see Kif (or one of his relatives) as member of the Stonecutters.
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Tweek
UberMod
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Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel. Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid? The kind that drags men to their deaths? Akira: Not today.
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Otto: "Zeppelin Rules!!"
Kent Brockman: "Homer that hat had been with this station for 25 years, it only had 1 more week 'till retirement."
Parole Board member: "But didn't you make thise lisence plate reading: DIE BART, DIE" (American pronouciation) Sideshow Bob: "No, no, it's german: "Die Bart, die". (German pronouciation) Parole Board: "Oh, I see. Well nobody who speaks german can be evil."
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Um . . . "Die Bart, Die" was tattooed on his chest
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy. I want a second opinion! You're also lazy.
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Nixorbo
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I hate every ape I see From chimpan-A to chimpanzee. Oh you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh my god, I was wrong, It was Earth all along. Oh you finally made a monkey, Yes we finally made a monkey, Oh you finally made a monkey out of me! I love you, Dr. Zaius!
Thank you, thank you, it's great to be back. I'd just like to say, I couldn't have done it without the help of a special lady, my always outrageous fiancee, Selma. Take a bow, Sugarbeet! Oh, well, uh . . . Down in front!
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Ninaka
commandant cleavage
DOOP Secretary
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**Homer's impression of a sperm**
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Ninaka
commandant cleavage
DOOP Secretary
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Oh another personal favourite: "But who will police the police?" "*shrugs* I dunno... Coastguard??"
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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I will not screw with the couch gag I will not buy a presidential pardon I'm so tired, so very very tired This is mot a clue . . . or is it?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Homer: "Marge, not in front of the hippies."
Dr. Hibbert: "Well, I couldn't solve this mystery. Can you?" (Points exactly at the camera.) (Turns out he is actually pointing at Chief Wiggum) Wiggum: "Yeah, I'll give it a shot.I mean, you know, it's my job, right?"
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Bart: Oy thanks nice lady, my voice is crazy with spraying already,oy I feel so much better, mister madical science type person Homer: Uh, so let's have a conversation. I think we'll find we have very little in common. Mindy: Can't talk, eating. Homer: Hey my favourite, a raspberry swirl with a double glaze. Mindy: Double glaze *drools* Homer: D'oh, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching tv. Mindy: Not me, that's my idea of heaven. Homer: D'oh! me too. Mindy: Really@ I can see I'm going to love working with you, Well gotta go, I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. Homer: Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks ziggy's gotta too preachy too! Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts. Leeny: Homer what's wrong? Carl: Yeah you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before? Bart: I'm a nerd Milhouse: So am I! Free mouthwash!, Free Shampoo!, Free Shower curtain! ------------------
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Who wets whose bed now, Milhouse?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: Um . . . "Die Bart, Die" was tattooed on his chest Ya win some, Ya loose soem. Posted by Nixorbo: I hate every ape I see From chimpan-A to chimpanzee. Oh you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh my god, I was wrong, It was Earth all along. Oh you finally made a monkey, Yes we finally made a monkey, Oh you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you, Dr. Zaius! Monkey Choir: "Dr Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaaius hmmmm, dr. Zaius." Single Hip-Hop Monkey: "Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
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