|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Krusty: So, two suits walk up to me, and ask me to endorse their new car!" Homer: Don't you just hate pants?
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
D'oh!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
I saw principal Skinner and Miss Krabapple in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies, the baby looked at me
She's touching my special area!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Homer: Marge, look at me: we've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours I'll be dead! I can't afford to lose your trust again.
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
I'm all for going out into space, as long as we don't go to that horrible planet of the apes . . . wait a minute, Statue of Liberty? THAT WAS EARTH! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Incidently, that "unexploded nuclear warhead" scene in 2nd That Emotion makes a lot more sense after you've seen Beneath the PLanet of the Apes
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kryten
Space Pope
|
|
|
« Reply #25 on: 09-23-2001 16:44 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2001 16:44 »
|
|
Some Apu-isms... "Let's take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match. The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron." "Hello, I am not interested in purchasing your house, but I would like to use your bathroom, thumb through your magazines and rearrange your carefully shelved items... Ha! See how YOU like it!" "Thank you, steal again." ------------------
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Bart: "I need a soul, Ralph, any soul!"
Lisa: "Don't you remember dad, Flanders is the supreme ruler of Earth." Homer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Alex Whitney: "Don't be such a Phoebe." (But only funny if you know that Lisa Kudrow does the voice of Alex Whitney.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Mmm . . . sacrilicious . . .
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Originally posted by diagnostic: (lenny barney and homer get depressed)
Didn't they start bawling like babies? Anyway . . . You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! Duffman says a lot of things, OH YEAH! There's a mug you DON'T wanna chug! Duffman . . . can't breathe . . . OH NO! Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program now who wants to PARTY?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Skinner: "Don't worry that little mishap will soon be forgotten." (Suddenly in a very bitter voice) "Just as they forgot about me in the tiger cage for 18 months in Nam. And when I came home the spat at me, I can still remember how it stinged (?)."
Bart: (Singing) Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobil lost a wheel, the joker got away.....(UURKK)"
|
|
|
|
|