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« Reply #200 on: 11-11-2001 06:31 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2001 06:31 »

Sherri & Terri: You ruined our undefeated season! You ruined everything, ruiner...My sister likes you.

Doe's a TOTP ruiner Dance.
  big grin   big grin   smile   smile   big grin   big grin
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« Reply #201 on: 11-12-2001 05:13 »

"You sexually harrassed me!"
" Oh, that, i was just taking a gummi Venus de Milo that wsa stuck to your pants!"
" Yeah, right, that's the oldest excuse in the book!"
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« Reply #202 on: 11-12-2001 12:16 »

Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter says you're a decent man.  I guess she was right.
You're BOTH right.

Ted Koppel IS a robot!
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« Reply #203 on: 11-12-2001 13:54 »

God....frey Jones: Tonight, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers!
Farmer: Ah keep tellin' you, we just grow sorghum here.
Jones: And where are the hookers?
Farmer: In back... aw, shoot.

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« Reply #204 on: 11-12-2001 14:44 »

Kent Brockman:Homer Simpson say he Doubles his sexal Powers by sleeping naked in an Shower Curtan

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« Reply #205 on: 11-12-2001 14:55 »

This just in: Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers.
That's a half-truth!
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« Reply #206 on: 11-12-2001 19:00 »

when homer got his name changed to max powers:

some guy: Wow!! great name.
homer: thanks i got it off a hair dryer
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« Reply #207 on: 11-12-2001 19:21 »

Comic Book Guy: "But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds. (Sees a french neutron bomb heading straight for him) Ohh, I wasted my life."

Kent Brokman: "What began as a traditional soccer riot has escaleated into citywide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So, for the next several years, it's every family for itself."

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« Reply #208 on: 11-12-2001 21:30 »

We shall show them who looks like frogs!  [Insert French-sounding laughter here]
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« Reply #209 on: 11-13-2001 00:15 »

Ah, the life of a frog... that's the life for me...

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« Reply #210 on: 11-14-2001 14:07 »

ooooh, a gary larson calender(starts reading) i dont get it.......i dont get it........i dont get it........i, dont....get it.
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« Reply #211 on: 11-18-2001 13:35 »

Homer: I'm going to become an inventor!
Guy walking dog: Do us a favour! Invent yourself some underpants!
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« Reply #212 on: 11-18-2001 14:02 »

I've got a movie for ya, fatty! "A Fridge Too Far!"

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« Reply #213 on: 11-18-2001 14:33 »

Welcome to PEEL, chumpette. Enjoy.

Kent Brockman: "Well sir, treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man, Homer Simpson."

Sign at former Berlin Wall: "Berlin reunited. And it feels so good."
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« Reply #214 on: 11-18-2001 16:15 »

flanders:"so it was true, watch fox and be damned for all eternity!!"
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willy:"if i'm elected mayor, i'll kill the lot 'o ya, and burn ya toown to cinders!!"

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« Reply #215 on: 11-18-2001 16:29 »

And Harry Potter and all his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft
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« Reply #216 on: 11-18-2001 17:33 »

Rod & Todd: "Yeeaaahh."
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« Reply #217 on: 11-24-2001 10:31 »
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Homer: Who knows why i joined a mindless cult to find happiness when i had beer all along?
Marge: *clears throat*
Homer: And you Marge. The bringer of beer.
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« Reply #218 on: 11-24-2001 17:43 »

ahhh, the mirthless laughter of the damned, hold your nose smithers, we're going in....(mr burns entering moe's tavern)
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« Reply #219 on: 11-25-2001 16:28 »

Episode where homer joins the nevy "It's my first day."


EAT MY SHORTS!
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« Reply #220 on: 11-25-2001 17:09 »

Captain McCallister: "We're on a collision course. Hard a-port!!"
Helmsman; "Starboard ?"
Captain McCallister: (Dejected) "Aye, starboard."
           - from "El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer"

Homer: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons."
           - from "Boy-scoutz 'n the Hood"

Chief Wiggum: "I've added an extra ingredient, just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango. Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."
          - from "El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer"
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« Reply #221 on: 11-26-2001 05:33 »

' sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset... cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... yes, we have no bananas.'
'Oh, homer, that's sweet.'
'It's so sad marge! they have no bananas!'
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« Reply #222 on: 12-05-2001 01:06 »

When the race starts, run really, really fast
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« Reply #223 on: 12-05-2001 01:10 »

Ski down that hill. If something gets in your way... go around it.
 - Better Off Dead (Cheesy 80's film)
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« Reply #224 on: 12-05-2001 01:31 »

Haha. Best 80's movie ever. Booger should be in every movie.
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« Reply #225 on: 12-05-2001 01:47 »

Umm . . . Great Simpsons quote thread . . .
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« Reply #226 on: 12-05-2001 01:53 »
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Carl-"I may send out some nuclear waste tomorrow."
Lenny-"I hear that!"
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« Reply #227 on: 12-06-2001 00:01 »

Milhouse:"If I weren't your friend, I'd tell you that you sucked."

Homer:"Did we lose a war? No! That's not America! That's not even Mexico!"
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« Reply #228 on: 12-06-2001 01:24 »

Just saw "Homer at the Bat" yesterday. Although most of the baseball-stars is unknown to me I really liked it. The song in the end:

Well Mr. Burns has done it
the powerplant has won it
with Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
while Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile.

We're talking softball
from Maine to San Diego.
Talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talking Homer
Ozzie and the Straw.

We're talking softball
from Maine to San Diego.
Talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talking Homer
Ozzie and the Straw.




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« Reply #229 on: 12-06-2001 01:36 »

Some say I'm robbing the cradle.  I say she's robbing the grave.
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« Reply #230 on: 12-06-2001 17:06 »

Frank Grimes:  "LOOK!  I'm PEEING on the seat!  Give me a RAISE!"

Pimple-Faced Kid:  "Wait sir, that taco comes outta my salary!  ohh, if I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"


Homer:  "My ears are burning..."
Lisa: "Dad we weren't talking about you"
Homer:  "No my ears are really burning!  I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip!"

Lunchlady Doris:  "mmm, more testicles means more IRON!"
Kryten

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« Reply #231 on: 12-06-2001 18:01 »

"I bet I know what you're thinking. 'What could he possibly show us? Surely we've seen everything?' You've got a lot of nerve, mister."

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« Reply #232 on: 12-06-2001 21:16 »

 
Quote
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Some say I'm robbing the cradle.  I say she's robbing the grave.

Ahem...

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Umm . . . Great Simpsons quote thread . . .

Don't make me tap the sign.

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« Reply #233 on: 12-06-2001 22:55 »

::Looks embarrassed::

I thought that WAS from the Simpsons.  What it the Professor who said that?  See, I thought it was from the episode where Abe gets a girlfriend and then she dies.  In any event, what in the world could that be?  ::Points, then runs when everybody looks the other way::
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« Reply #234 on: 12-07-2001 09:15 »

Mother's day, I'd guess... not sure on that though. Not sure at all. It was definitely the professor though.
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« Reply #235 on: 12-07-2001 09:33 »

"Bendless Love".

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« Reply #236 on: 12-07-2001 18:39 »

Apu: "ooh,they used nylon rope this time, it feels so soft against my skin....almost sensual."
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« Reply #237 on: 12-08-2001 04:24 »

Homer: [excited] Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!  And we ran and we hid in this giant tyre, we had.. and my other friend was already there..
Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated.  Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woo hoo! [running] Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!

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« Reply #238 on: 12-08-2001 08:57 »

ralf's imaginary freind: "ok ralf, you've gained their trust, you know what to do now don't ya?? burn the house down....BURN EM' ALL!!"
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« Reply #239 on: 12-08-2001 20:39 »

(Announcement at "Itchy & Scratchy Land" )
Announcer: "Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.... Attention, Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

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