Nixons Head
Bending Unit
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« Reply #280 on: 10-12-2009 20:08 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2009 20:18 »
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You're, not your. And don't has an apostrophe in it.
You are correct, my bad. I'm useless at English. Is English your first language, Dick??? My double post was a joke.We have far too many people who take this far too seriously.
Yeah whatever, I dont respect you enough to even care what you think. ebenezerkvasthval, rather than double-post, you can edit the existing post.
We do not like double-posting.
He's certainly taken your advise to heart. So, a Farnsworth quote "To shreds you say.... well how is his wife holding up? ..... To shreds you say..."
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Tedward
Professor
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From Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
That episode is a gold mine of fantastic Farnsworth quotes...I can't even pick one.
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Tedward
Professor
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If you insist...
"That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
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PouponU
Crustacean
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From Jurrasic Bark:
"Dolemite! Its the shiney black metal that doesn't cop out when there's heat all about!"
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sparrow56
Poppler
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- "We will experience a fate worst than death : PRE-LIFE !!! then death...."
- professor : it is an extremely dangerous mission Leela : What is it ? professor : collecting honey. ordinary honey. Leela : this doesn't sound so dangerous professor : this is no ordinary honey !
- (Farnsworth and wernstrom are debating over who must exploring an anomaly) farnsworth : let's settle this like professional scientists (the madison cube garden) farnsworth : LET'S DEATHBALL BEGINS !!!
- "i hate these nerds. just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me."
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boasel
Professor
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"Down in front!"
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mister I'm-My-Own-Grandpa. Let's get the hell out of here! Screw history!
Definitely my favorite! And "Ohh I've been as dumb as Fry!"
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Do you enjoy other aspects of misogyny?
The Professor only complimented women on being notably superior to men at doing laundry. It does acknowledge his belief of there being some inequality between the sexes, but I wouldn't go so far as to consider it an aspect of misogyny.
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Simonhead
Crustacean
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you. Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
That's a damn funny one!
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Simonhead
Crustacean
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I also enjoy this one;
Fry: You're cute! Liubot: You're cute! Fry: You! Liubot: You! Fry: You! Liubot: You! Fry: You! (...the crew watching horrified...) Professor: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you.
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FalloutTyrant6
Poppler
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"I'm sad now" "Wait, let's not give up so easy! That's a statue of Neptune, god of water. The number of points on his trident are three, or tri. The U in his name looks like a V.... hmmmm, tri-v... tre-vi.... Trevi! It's the Trevi fountain, there can be no question!" "It's a spaceship, damnit, not a prom limousine! Ugggg! If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!" "Oh, why don't we all just ask ourselfs, that'll solve this problem." "Bolder-Crap! I created your universe! The only thing you created was my fist parallel to your face!"
Don't know if this form has been posted on for some time, I didn't look at the posts, I just posted myself. Also don't know if anyone already has these posted.
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Tygra81
Poppler
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« Reply #310 on: 03-04-2011 20:18 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2011 06:16 »
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A couple of my favorites
"Oooh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own Grandpa"
Leela: I'm going to remind him of his humanity the way only a woman can. (or something close to that) Professor: You're going to do his laundry? <is immediately slapped by Amy>
Professor: You might want to do some research on wandering bladder syndrome. Cubert: Why? Professor: No reason, no reason at all.
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CeeGee
Crustacean
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"Please Fry, I don't know anything about teaching! I'm a professor!"
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beanchilla
Poppler
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Please help, I am trying to remember this quote.
The professor says "Idiot, _______ are not ________"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From the Holiday Spectacular:
"No, Bender, the ship can't withstand this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar!"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Boo on me for double-posting, but I just watched "Jurassic Bark," and this line pretty much defines the Professor's character, and how he is treated by the rest of the PE crew. Also, it makes me giggle:
"I'm a professor! Why isn't anyone listening to me?"
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