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km73

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« #240 : 01-27-2008 18:51 »

Actually it's "We could but we won't! It's a spaceship, dammit, not a prom limousine!"
Frisco17

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« #241 : 01-27-2008 21:14 »

Followed by another of my favorites.

Professor: "If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"
ProfFarnsworth

Poppler
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« #242 : 07-24-2009 23:41 »

Who are all you people, get out of my lab!
Freako

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« #243 : 07-24-2009 23:44 »

"I invented it didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison if he knew how to use a sex-mo-tron!"
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #244 : 07-25-2009 06:25 »

"I don't remember much buddy. And you're no looker!"
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #245 : 08-05-2009 23:20 »

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
Frisco17

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« #246 : 08-05-2009 23:42 »

Which soon leads to one of my favorites

Professor: "Choke on that causality!"
Morgan_G19

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« #247 : 08-06-2009 02:13 »

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository."
MightyBooshFan91

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« #248 : 08-23-2009 21:09 »

"Though I am already in my pyjamas"
"Let me show you the different lengths of wire I used"

Two great Farmsworth lines from the first episode alone

hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #249 : 08-24-2009 11:46 »

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!
MightyBooshFan91

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« #250 : 08-24-2009 11:51 »

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!

Leela: This ship can do 99% light speed, why are we going at 30mph?
Farnsworth: Because we're in a hurry, dammit!
Nixons Head

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« #251 : 08-25-2009 22:33 »

Prof. Farnsworth: bad news nobody
Frisco17

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« #252 : 08-25-2009 22:56 »

That one just isn't as good without the whole thing.

Professor: "Bad news nobody, the supercollider superexploded."
Nixons Head

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« #253 : 08-25-2009 23:17 »

Yeah I couldn't remember whole thing or episode so.....
leelafan3

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« #254 : 09-12-2009 23:51 »

good news anyone im technically alive thats just random :laff:
seattlejohn01

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« #255 : 09-13-2009 18:25 »
« : 09-13-2009 18:28 »

Amy: You're going to Nigel 7?  Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor: We could but we won't.  It's a spaceship damn it!  Not a prom limousine! [angry rant]
Professor: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Edit - Sorry, KM & Frisco; didn't see you'd already quoted this
ebenezerkvasthval
Poppler
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« #256 : 10-08-2009 06:40 »

WHY???
WHY???
Why didn't I break his legs!!!!!!
ebenezerkvasthval
Poppler
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« #257 : 10-08-2009 06:42 »

Ahh to be young again...
And also a robot....
coldangel

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« #258 : 10-08-2009 07:56 »

ebenezerkvasthval, rather than double-post, you can edit the existing post.

We do not like double-posting.
hobbitboy

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« #259 : 10-08-2009 10:44 »

Is that the royal 'we'?
seattlejohn01

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« #260 : 10-08-2009 18:29 »

Yes it is, as in, "We are not amused..."
LobsterMooch
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« #261 : 10-08-2009 19:26 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We". I don't mind double posting.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« #262 : 10-08-2009 19:27 »

I really don't.
Nixons Head

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« #263 : 10-08-2009 19:55 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".
:nono:
Yes.......Yes he does.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« #264 : 10-08-2009 20:16 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".
:nono:
Yes.......Yes he does.
That would be is instead of does, Dick.If you are going to post, try to use correct grammar. :laff:
Nixons Head

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« #265 : 10-08-2009 20:25 »
« : 10-08-2009 20:28 »

Hmmmm you may have won this round....... I should really read what im quoting....

EDIT: Wait a minute!! You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong, you cant just make a dozen or so posts then tell people like Coldy, who has been here 3 years and made over 7000 posts, what the rules should be.
coldangel

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« #266 : 10-09-2009 00:31 »
« : 10-09-2009 00:34 by coldangel_1 »

LobsterMooch, you've only been here a week or two - I try to tell people that while the forum rules may be shoddily enforced at times, the one rule that all the long term members will hate you for breaking even more than spamming, is double-posting.

Nixon:

You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong

You're, not your.
And don't has an apostrophe in it.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« #267 : 10-09-2009 01:34 »
« : 10-09-2009 01:42 »

Is English your first language, Dick???
My double post was a joke.We have far too many people who take this far too seriously.
coldangel

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« #268 : 10-09-2009 01:41 »

That's your opinion. I'm just telling you that if there's too much of it you'll have the mods breathing down your neck. Double-posting is seen as spamming of threads, pointlessly filling them up in order to increase post-count. The threads here have a 20-page maximum, after which point they are closed - so you can see how double-posting can bump them up prematurely.
LobsterMooch
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« #269 : 10-09-2009 01:49 »
« : 10-09-2009 01:53 »

Thanks for the tip, Coldy.I had no knowledge of the 20 page limit.
Back on topic,I really like when he hires Zapp Branigan and Kif and they sat around the table and Hermes has to explain who 'The Fat Man' and the 'green dude' were.His expression at the end was priceless.
seattlejohn01

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« #270 : 10-09-2009 01:52 »

Edit - Comment removed as not needed.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #271 : 10-09-2009 12:24 »


   Edit - Comment removed as not needed.


So there really is a first time for everything!

 ;)
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« #272 : 10-09-2009 14:51 »

I'm honoured that I played a part in this momentous occasion ,no matter how small. :)
TheFirstMartian

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« #273 : 10-10-2009 00:16 »

"Did he at least die painlessly?...the shreds you say,tututut.Well how is his wife holding up?The shreds you say,tututut."
lilkitten29

Starship Captain
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« #274 : 10-10-2009 02:07 »

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

LOL, YES!!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #275 : 10-10-2009 12:15 »


 "Bad news, everyone. You're not good enough to go on your next mission."
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #276 : 10-11-2009 17:29 »

"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"
ebenezerkvasthval
Poppler
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« #277 : 10-11-2009 23:58 »

Farnsworth:" I'm not your grandfather your my uncle from the year 2000"
ebenezerkvasthval
Poppler
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« #278 : 10-12-2009 08:38 »

What in Satan's glorious name?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #279 : 10-12-2009 17:53 »

Double posting = something to be avoided.

Farnsworth: With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
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