Favourite Professor Farnsworth Quotes

[Reply #240 on:]

Actually it's "We could but we won't! It's a spaceship, dammit, not a prom limousine!"

[Reply #241 on:]

Followed by another of my favorites.

Professor: "If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"

[Reply #242 on:]

Who are all you people, get out of my lab!

[Reply #243 on:]

"I invented it didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison if he knew how to use a sex-mo-tron!"

[Reply #244 on:]

"I don't remember much buddy. And you're no looker!"

[Reply #245 on:]

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

[Reply #246 on:]

Which soon leads to one of my favorites

Professor: "Choke on that causality!"

[Reply #247 on:]

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository."

[Reply #248 on:]

"Though I am already in my pyjamas"
"Let me show you the different lengths of wire I used"

Two great Farmsworth lines from the first episode alone

[Reply #249 on:]

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!

[Reply #250 on:]

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!

Leela: This ship can do 99% light speed, why are we going at 30mph?
Farnsworth: Because we're in a hurry, dammit!

[Reply #251 on:]

Prof. Farnsworth: bad news nobody

[Reply #252 on:]

That one just isn't as good without the whole thing.

Professor: "Bad news nobody, the supercollider superexploded."

[Reply #253 on:]

Yeah I couldn't remember whole thing or episode so.....

[Reply #254 on:]

good news anyone im technically alive thats just random

[Reply #255 on:]

Amy: You're going to Nigel 7?  Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor: We could but we won't.  It's a spaceship damn it!  Not a prom limousine! [angry rant]
Professor: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Edit - Sorry, KM & Frisco; didn't see you'd already quoted this

[Reply #256 on:]

WHY???
WHY???
Why didn't I break his legs!!!!!!

[Reply #257 on:]

Ahh to be young again...
And also a robot....

[Reply #258 on:]

ebenezerkvasthval, rather than double-post, you can edit the existing post.

We do not like double-posting.

[Reply #259 on:]

Is that the royal 'we'?

[Reply #260 on:]

Yes it is, as in, "We are not amused..."

[Reply #261 on:]

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We". I don't mind double posting.

[Reply #262 on:]

I really don't.

[Reply #263 on:]

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".

Yes.......Yes he does.

[Reply #264 on:]

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".

Yes.......Yes he does.

That would be is instead of does, Dick.If you are going to post, try to use correct grammar.

[Reply #265 on:]

Hmmmm you may have won this round....... I should really read what im quoting....

EDIT: Wait a minute!! You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong, you cant just make a dozen or so posts then tell people like Coldy, who has been here 3 years and made over 7000 posts, what the rules should be.

[Reply #266 on:]

LobsterMooch, you've only been here a week or two - I try to tell people that while the forum rules may be shoddily enforced at times, the one rule that all the long term members will hate you for breaking even more than spamming, is double-posting.

Nixon:

You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong

You're, not your.
And don't has an apostrophe in it.

[Reply #267 on:]

Is English your first language, Dick???
My double post was a joke.We have far too many people who take this far too seriously.

[Reply #268 on:]

That's your opinion. I'm just telling you that if there's too much of it you'll have the mods breathing down your neck. Double-posting is seen as spamming of threads, pointlessly filling them up in order to increase post-count. The threads here have a 20-page maximum, after which point they are closed - so you can see how double-posting can bump them up prematurely.

[Reply #269 on:]

Thanks for the tip, Coldy.I had no knowledge of the 20 page limit.
Back on topic,I really like when he hires Zapp Branigan and Kif and they sat around the table and Hermes has to explain who 'The Fat Man' and the 'green dude' were.His expression at the end was priceless.

[Reply #270 on:]

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[Reply #271 on:]

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So there really is a first time for everything!

 

[Reply #272 on:]

I'm honoured that I played a part in this momentous occasion ,no matter how small.

[Reply #273 on:]

"Did he at least die painlessly?...the shreds you say,tututut.Well how is his wife holding up?The shreds you say,tututut."

[Reply #274 on:]

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

LOL, YES!!

[Reply #275 on:]

 "Bad news, everyone. You're not good enough to go on your next mission."

[Reply #276 on:]

"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"

[Reply #277 on:]

Farnsworth:" I'm not your grandfather your my uncle from the year 2000"

[Reply #278 on:]

What in Satan's glorious name?

[Reply #279 on:]

Double posting = something to be avoided.

Farnsworth: With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!