UnrealLegend
Space Pope
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Here we go! -Professor! Lava! HOT!!!! -Shut up friends! -Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *Laughs hysterically* -Ehh, Whaa? -Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark - uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far. -Just slow it down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window -With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg! -Mmm, Damn good meat! -Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history! -Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head! -What is this layer of ozone? That's never been there before. -All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer! -To the science-mobile! -Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs? -He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness! -We all miss our loved ones and gasses. -Of course he still exists... as a frozen corpse in outer space! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Huh! *moans* I made myself sad... -I can wire anything directly into anything! I am the Professor! -I'm sad now... -Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine... -Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo. -Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news. -I saw it on TV in that episode where Bender shot Calculon. How cool is that? -Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
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SuperiorKnowledge
Delivery Boy
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Some of my favorites -" Also eat plenty of oatmeal and the animals never had a war. Who's the real animal?" -Farnsworth 1:"All you created was my fist parallel to your face" ( punches Farnsworth A lightly) Farnsworth A: "Ow" -"Go to hell Heather!" These ones always leave me laughing.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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"Who's going to use a delivery company with a kicked sign? NOBODY, that's who!"
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coffeeBot
Urban Legend
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Farnsworth 1:"All you created was my fist parallel to your face" ( punches Farnsworth A lightly) Farnsworth A: "Ow" I love this quote, but it bothers me from a mathematical standpoint. In order for a punch to be effective, it would have to intersect the victim's face at some point. Therefore, the fist and face cannot be parallel. I saw this episode recently: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs? and that line made me laugh very much, like it always does. It's definitely one of the professor's best.
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Spicy Weasel
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #328 on: 12-24-2011 20:37 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2011 15:45 »
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Law and Oracle - "In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board!" Also: Cold Warriors: "I shudder to think of what this cold will do to me. Yesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat!" Can anyone tell I am enjoying my Volume 6 DVDs?
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Solid Gold Bender
Urban Legend
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« Reply #329 on: 12-30-2011 06:39 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2011 06:48 »
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"Is this mad yelling or busted hearing yealling?" "I'm afraid it's both" "Qwhattt!??!!!" "I have no protective fat, air, or warm blood. I'm not even legally a mammal!" "It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name." (Starts licking the head) "Sir it's not good, or wise to be naked." "Ugh, you sound like my tennis instructor!" "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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humor fixes everything.
This is so not true - just look at the review threads for ATPH and YLL for evidence. Although, I suppose YLL is more attempted humour than actual humour.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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YLL had some funny moments, that's the only good thing about it. Small cracks of light that make you smile. That's it.
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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I don't remember smiling at any point during YLL...
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Anything the Professor says in 'Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles' is priceless.
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Tofu_Lion
Starship Captain
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Anything the Professor says in 'Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles' is priceless.
"Sup? Kids ready?" "I had a few beers but I'm cool to drive." "Pazuzu?? Oh, PA-zuzuuuu?!" & from other episodes: "Science cannot move forward without heaps!" "...and after I spent months slaving over a hot monkey brain!" "I was about to close the deal!" Leela: What do you think we're gonna learn here? Professor: Maybe something about ourselves, Leela.
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OhFryLanta
Crustacean
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Amy: "Blug! Which one did they go into!?" Farnsworth: "Oh let's all ask each other! That'll solve this problem!"
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Chelly
Crustacean
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"Yes, If by 'allow' you mean 'force'." "Now, now, there will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return."
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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Yes, I love both of those! (FHM's and yours) But I think I've only used the latter in conversation, though.
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AllEggsIn1Basket
Professor
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I love the Professor's line during the Reincarnation segment about solving all of the mysteries of science, the one about it "taking dump trucks of flaming grant money" even though it might not even work. I work in university research and jokes about research grants are few and far between. I'm sorely tempted to put it on my facebook page...
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Eternium
Professor
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'A robot free will unit? Impossible! And even if it were possible, which it's not, it would still be inconceivable, which it is!'
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