Favourite Professor Farnsworth Quotes

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Professor: Fry, you have dime up your nose
Fry: I wish, its a nickel

Wooooooooo My third TOTPD

Professor: Ah To Be young again and also a robot

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Freakworth: "Dig it! All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up."
Farnsworth: "Nonsense! Why, there's a whole universe in there."
Freakworth: "Dude. There's a universe in all of us."
Freak-Amy: "Right on, professor Freakworth."
Farnsworth: "Get a job!"

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Farnsworth: Good news everyone, I've teached, the toaster to feel love

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"So this chip will allow bender to feel everything Leela feels?"
Farnsworth: "Yes, if by allow you mean force."
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"I'm not actually 150.I'm 160! Oh, Vanity, thy name is Farnsworth!"
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"Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel drapes, which appear to be lines with some sort of cruel muselin(sp? for that matter, word?), and with the frilly little tassels, cruel tho they might be..."
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"...and this appears to be a doodle of me as a cowboy."
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"It's wonderful to see your lifetime of
acheivement summed up in a 3 minute video."
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Farnsworth: "The engines get 200% efficiency."
Cubert: "That's definately impossible."
Farnsworth: "Nonsense!"
Cubert: "Then explain it."
Farnsworth: "Now THAT'S impossible! It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream."

-edit- adding one more...
from Luck of the Fryrish
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

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Leela "Does madness run in your family Proffesor?"

Proffesor: "Oh myyy yes.., some even say I'm mad... and why..? Just because I have a dream, a dream of creating a team of mutated monsters, mutated super men, creatures with octogonal shaped bodies and..."

LOL I found that a really funny quote   

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Ph this topic is stupid!!! What a dumb question!!! Quote professer Farnsworth?? Why it makes me so angry!!!

If anyone needs me i'll be in the angry dome!!!

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With my final words i curse Zoidberg!!!!!!

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(The introduction of Zoidberg):

Farnsworth: Ah so that's what life would've een like if I created the finglonger

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My favorite Proffesor quote is the thing he says the most:

"Good news every-one!..." 

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Farnsworth A: You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home. Where's that blue box with our universe in it?

Farnsworth 1: Oh, you'd like to get back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it.

Farnsworth A: Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!

Farnsworth 1: Wha?

Farnsworth A: You heard me!

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"I'm a proffesor, why isn't any body listening to me!"

Farnsworth:Start the ship Leela, let's just the damn radar dish and get back to our own time!

Fry:But wont that change history?

Farnworth:Oh, a lesson in not changing history from mister I'm my own grampa-let's get out of here already, screw history!!!

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Hermes: Go into the light, professor

Farnsworth: Oh god, i'm dead! No matter

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My fave is "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm my own grampa, let's get out of here,  screw history!"

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You see the hard part wasnt getting the brain out, the hard part was getting the brain out!

"awww only 53? ill need a fake ID to rent Ultra Porn"

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Good News Everyone!
Hermes was right about my good news!

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"Good news anyone."

Welcome to PEEL Penguins.

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"Bad News Nobody"

and

"You heard the GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!"

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Farnsworth: Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

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Leela: *reaches into fire to get paper* OW!! FIRE HOT!!
Farnsworth: The professy will help *reaches in and his sleave catches on fire* WOOA!! Fire indeed hot!


"Quiet! I can't think with all you kids cramping my style."

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my fave two are:

"monkeys can't be donkeys! Quit messing with my head!"

and

"65? now i'll need a fake I.D to rent ultra porn....."

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here is one that was on AS tonight.

Farnsworth: "Well, we've done all we could."

Fry: "You mean he's..."

Farnsworth: "Good as new, yes!"

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Farnsworth: Oh I always knew he would run away. Why, Why, WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS!?

and

Farnsworth: My new experiment that may very well win me the Nobel Prize
Leela; In what field?
Farnsworth: I don't care they all pay the same.

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leela;what about the animals
proff;i didnt say anything about the animals
,,,incedentaly this will kill all the animals

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i dont wanna die,, just leave me were i drop

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"Bad news nobody. The super-colider super-exploded. I'll need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobly CD tray and some of those rancid meatballs"

"And so we say goodby to our beloved pet Nibbler who's gone to a place I too hope one day to go, the toilet."

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PF: bonc bonc i say bring me a bag full big foot's dropping or shut up
Ranger: i have the dropping of someone that saw big foot
PF: shut up

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"Sweet Zombie Jesus"

"Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!"

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

Don't know if this is exact but
Prof" oh god you've killed me, you've killed me"
Leela" What have i done?"
Prof" I just told you you've killed me"

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It sounds right.

 

Originally posted by Fraser:

"Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!"

Haha! I'd forgotten about that one!

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Professor: "Good News Anyone"

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signature says it all...      

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Everyone is always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!

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This is something he says a lot too. "Huhwah!" Oh and "Well I am already in my pajamas."

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He says this a lot too "Huhwah!" Oh and I like this one "Well I am already in my pajamas."

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These however are some of my favourites:

No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

Tell them i hate them!

No,no,no,no,no, I'm lying to make her feel better!

Why? Why?! Why didn't I break his legs?!

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i almost forgot:

"I'm beginning to think there will be no forced mating at all."

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
Driver: Get your wrinkly old ass off the road grampa!
Prof.: ............................. .shut up

LMAO. That's my fave one!!!            

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My new favourite:

"Good news, everyone, I'm still technically alive!"

    

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Originally posted by Carstin:
Professor: "Businessplan! I keep it here right next to my heart".

80's guy: "This isn't a businessplan, this is an escapeplan"

Professor: "So long Suckers" glucks and runs off.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it when he chuckles as he runs off! It made me laugh until I barely had a heart attack!!!!               

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I'm still not entirely certain I have this right, but in the "Goodbye, cruel world...." soliloquy, Professor Farnsworth remarks:

"Goodbye, cruel drapes, which appear to be lined with some sort of cruel muslin, and with the frilly little tassels, cruel though they might be...."

Now, "crewel" (same pronunciation as "cruel" ), is: "A hand embroidery technique from Kashmir in which fine, loosely twisted two-ply yarn is chain stitched on cotton cloth." (www.easternaccents.com/Glossary.asp)  Muslin is a cotton fabric.

So I suspect that the muslin drapes (or possibly the frilly little tassels) are supposed to be crewel instead of cruel -- or both.  It's the sort of geeky little joke that Futurama writers and fans are famous for.

Now.  How's that for over-analyzing a throw-away joke?

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And now for real jokes....  (Rather than obscure puns.)

I like the telephone exchange Farnsworth has in "I, Roommate."  I think it epitomizes the dangers that mad scientists (and family) face in the 31st Century.  Also, I always laugh at it, a lot.

Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. [He hangs up.] Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.