Favourite Professor Farnsworth Quotes

[#360 :]

I've been loving and using this line since I heard it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA

[#361 :]

I like this planet! YOU GET OFF!
No quote, still fun:)

Haha! I know that, I'm calling everyone 'meatbag' lately

[#362 :]

From Mobius Dick:

Fry: I knew you had other crews, but I didn't know you had a first crew.
Professor: I remember it like it was interesting..........

Cracks me up every time.

[#363 :]

Fry: I knew you had other crews, but I didn't know you had a first crew.
Professor: I remember it like it was interesting..........

That's probably one of the best lines in Futurama and it describes those two characters well too.


And this; very characteristic to Futurama, clever humor:

No, no, no, not in any sense of the word. But essentially, yes, entirely.

That kind of humor, especially dialogue in the beginning of The Sting was little odd first, seemed too silly. Later though, I started to like it and now I find it excellent/funny and Futurama-like.

[#364 :]

"Ewha?" always gets me.

Also that one scene from where the Professor gets taken away by the Death Sauad (forget the episode), and in the middle of saying goodbye to his crew and all that, the robot just picks him up and you hear this *thud!* and then he goes, "Eohh.."
Just the tone he says it in cracks me up everytime. lol

[#365 :]

"WERNSTROM!"

[#366 :]

A man can dream now... A man can dream...

[#367 :]

author=Professor Farnsworth]No, no, no, not in any sense of the word. But essentially, yes, entirely.

That kind of humor, especially dialogue in the beginning of The Sting was little odd first, seemed too silly. Later though, I started to like it and now I find it excellent/funny and Futurama-like.

That just cracks me up every time.  I have had bosses who often used a stock phrase at the beginning of a staff meeting, so I don't feel like his "Good news, everyone" variations are forced at all.

[#368 :]

" I'm sciencing as fast I can!"
" You purple haired imbicole!"

[#369 :]

From Meanwhile:

Fry: So I could have fixed it?
Farnsworth: You? (Laughs maniacally)

[#370 :]

G N, E!

[#371 :]

G N, E!

Ugh, I hated that. That's an example of taking a catchphrase just that little bit too far.

[#372 :]

"Oh my,yes.."
"Oh fuff! I dont care upon your business when you upgraded your bazooms."

[#373 :]

G N, E!

Ugh, I hated that. That's an example of taking a catchphrase just that little bit too far.

Oh My, I should really respond something... tough I am already in my pyjama's... (seriously)

It made me chuckle at first, I think it's nice

[#374 :]

"I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage, for you see, I'm dying. Cough, then fall over dead."

[#375 :]

G N, E!

Ugh, I hated that. That's an example of taking a catchphrase just that little bit too far.

Oh My, I should really respond something... tough I am already in my pyjama's... (seriously)

It made me chuckle at first, I think it's nice

Eh...
It was okay.
Just hope the writers will not getting lazy (if the series returns) over some new "Good News, Everyone!" phrases.

[#376 :]

G N, E!

I loved it

[#377 :]

Sweet Zombie Jesus?

[#378 :]

Farnsworth: What's going on in here?
 [The music stops. Hermes rubs some dirt off Farnsworth's glasses and Farnsworth straightens them.]
Oh. Now I'm really outraged.