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km73

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« Reply #240 on: 01-27-2008 19:51 »

Actually it's "We could but we won't! It's a spaceship, dammit, not a prom limousine!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #241 on: 01-27-2008 22:14 »

Followed by another of my favorites.

Professor: "If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"
ProfFarnsworth

Poppler
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« Reply #242 on: 07-25-2009 01:41 »

Who are all you people, get out of my lab!
Freako

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« Reply #243 on: 07-25-2009 01:44 »

"I invented it didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison if he knew how to use a sex-mo-tron!"
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #244 on: 07-25-2009 08:25 »

"I don't remember much buddy. And you're no looker!"
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #245 on: 08-06-2009 01:20 »

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
Frisco17

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« Reply #246 on: 08-06-2009 01:42 »

Which soon leads to one of my favorites

Professor: "Choke on that causality!"
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #247 on: 08-06-2009 04:13 »

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository."
MightyBooshFan91

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« Reply #248 on: 08-23-2009 23:09 »

"Though I am already in my pyjamas"
"Let me show you the different lengths of wire I used"

Two great Farmsworth lines from the first episode alone

hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #249 on: 08-24-2009 13:46 »

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
MightyBooshFan91

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« Reply #250 on: 08-24-2009 13:51 »

Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Professor: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall!

Leela: This ship can do 99% light speed, why are we going at 30mph?
Farnsworth: Because we're in a hurry, dammit!
Nixons Head

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« Reply #251 on: 08-26-2009 00:33 »

Prof. Farnsworth: bad news nobody
Frisco17

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« Reply #252 on: 08-26-2009 00:56 »

That one just isn't as good without the whole thing.

Professor: "Bad news nobody, the supercollider superexploded."
Nixons Head

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« Reply #253 on: 08-26-2009 01:17 »

Yeah I couldn't remember whole thing or episode so.....
leelafan3

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« Reply #254 on: 09-13-2009 01:51 »

good news anyone im technically alive thats just random laff
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #255 on: 09-13-2009 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 09-13-2009 20:28 »

Amy: You're going to Nigel 7?  Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor: We could but we won't.  It's a spaceship damn it!  Not a prom limousine! [angry rant]
Professor: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Edit - Sorry, KM & Frisco; didn't see you'd already quoted this
ebenezerkvasthval
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« Reply #256 on: 10-08-2009 08:40 »

WHY???
WHY???
Why didn't I break his legs!!!!!!
ebenezerkvasthval
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« Reply #257 on: 10-08-2009 08:42 »

Ahh to be young again...
And also a robot....
coldangel

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« Reply #258 on: 10-08-2009 09:56 »

ebenezerkvasthval, rather than double-post, you can edit the existing post.

We do not like double-posting.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #259 on: 10-08-2009 12:44 »

Is that the royal 'we'?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #260 on: 10-08-2009 20:29 »

Yes it is, as in, "We are not amused..."
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #261 on: 10-08-2009 21:26 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We". I don't mind double posting.
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #262 on: 10-08-2009 21:27 »

I really don't.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #263 on: 10-08-2009 21:55 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".
no no
Yes.......Yes he does.
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #264 on: 10-08-2009 22:16 »

Coldy is not speaking for everyone with his collective, "We".
no no
Yes.......Yes he does.
That would be is instead of does, Dick.If you are going to post, try to use correct grammar. laff
Nixons Head

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« Reply #265 on: 10-08-2009 22:25 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2009 22:28 »

Hmmmm you may have won this round....... I should really read what im quoting....

EDIT: Wait a minute!! You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong, you cant just make a dozen or so posts then tell people like Coldy, who has been here 3 years and made over 7000 posts, what the rules should be.
coldangel

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« Reply #266 on: 10-09-2009 02:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2009 02:34 by coldangel_1 »

LobsterMooch, you've only been here a week or two - I try to tell people that while the forum rules may be shoddily enforced at times, the one rule that all the long term members will hate you for breaking even more than spamming, is double-posting.

Nixon:

You dont win on a technicality. Your wrong

You're, not your.
And don't has an apostrophe in it.
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #267 on: 10-09-2009 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2009 03:42 »

Is English your first language, Dick???
My double post was a joke.We have far too many people who take this far too seriously.
coldangel

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« Reply #268 on: 10-09-2009 03:41 »

That's your opinion. I'm just telling you that if there's too much of it you'll have the mods breathing down your neck. Double-posting is seen as spamming of threads, pointlessly filling them up in order to increase post-count. The threads here have a 20-page maximum, after which point they are closed - so you can see how double-posting can bump them up prematurely.
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #269 on: 10-09-2009 03:49 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2009 03:53 »

Thanks for the tip, Coldy.I had no knowledge of the 20 page limit.
Back on topic,I really like when he hires Zapp Branigan and Kif and they sat around the table and Hermes has to explain who 'The Fat Man' and the 'green dude' were.His expression at the end was priceless.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #270 on: 10-09-2009 03:52 »

Edit - Comment removed as not needed.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #271 on: 10-09-2009 14:24 »


   Edit - Comment removed as not needed.


So there really is a first time for everything!

 wink

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #272 on: 10-09-2009 16:51 »

I'm honoured that I played a part in this momentous occasion ,no matter how small. smile
TheFirstMartian

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« Reply #273 on: 10-10-2009 02:16 »

"Did he at least die painlessly?...the shreds you say,tututut.Well how is his wife holding up?The shreds you say,tututut."
lilkitten29

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« Reply #274 on: 10-10-2009 04:07 »

Here's this little bit of insanity, from Roswell That Ends Well:

Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But- But won't that change history?
Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

LOL, YES!!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #275 on: 10-10-2009 14:15 »


 "Bad news, everyone. You're not good enough to go on your next mission."

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #276 on: 10-11-2009 19:29 »

"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"
ebenezerkvasthval
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« Reply #277 on: 10-12-2009 01:58 »

Farnsworth:" I'm not your grandfather your my uncle from the year 2000"
ebenezerkvasthval
Poppler
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« Reply #278 on: 10-12-2009 10:38 »

What in Satan's glorious name?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #279 on: 10-12-2009 19:53 »

Double posting = something to be avoided.

Farnsworth: With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
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